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Offline Dark-Strom

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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #2320 on: April 24, 2019, 22:21:15 »
Accessory beaks  :stirpot:  lol
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #2321 on: April 24, 2019, 22:35:30 »
The answer is YES
It's the only explanation
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #2322 on: April 24, 2019, 22:48:25 »
Yup, unfortunately more so for some than others  :stirpot:

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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #2323 on: April 24, 2019, 23:00:13 »
Not in my lifetime  :violence-smack:
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #2324 on: April 24, 2019, 23:05:58 »
Sorry FR couldn't resist.
Hope the rain wasn't too soggy today  :thumb:
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #2325 on: May 15, 2019, 12:41:24 »
TalkTalk is a ridiculous name for a company that so far has no way for it's customers to talk to it. (FFS)
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #2326 on: May 15, 2019, 14:10:24 »
Been looking at some bikes and sick of the prices for some real tat in the dealers.

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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #2327 on: May 17, 2019, 19:18:22 »
I Agree

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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #2328 on: May 20, 2019, 10:27:11 »
Eating prunes keeps me regular. Or is it frequent...?

Eat enough of them and it will be "incontinent".

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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #2329 on: May 28, 2019, 22:26:14 »
On my way to the Hawes meet last Thursday I stopped off at "Squires" for an all day breakfast.
Well ....... it was bloody awful. The bacon was stiff like a new playing card and it could have been a Pringle ( I hate them ) if only it hadn't had all the taste cooked out of it. The two sausages were shrivelled , hard and tasted so bad I only tried a small piece. So that's why they call it an all day breakfast .... they must take all day to cook it.   
It was truly dreadful and I for one will not be back unless I take my own grub with me.
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #2330 on: May 29, 2019, 05:58:43 »
Excellent moaning.

I steer well clear of the place whenever possible. I've never had anything decent to eat either. The bacon sandwich was riddled with fat, the burger was appalling. I even took some of the burger home for Bucket, he wasn't impressed either and he used to eat eat sheep sh*t in his younger days.

Morrisons' supermarkets are the answer. :thumb:
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #2331 on: May 29, 2019, 08:08:25 »
I wasn't aware that you knew of any eateries that were open at the right times.  :whistle:
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #2332 on: May 29, 2019, 09:52:57 »
My breakfast was OK from Squires on the way up (but then, I will eat pretty much anything), but after five Full English breakfasts at the digs and two fish suppers complete with portions of deep fried Wensleydale and deep fried Black Pudding I thought it best I ate something healthy when I got to Squires on the way home..................Carrot Cake.  :thumb:
 
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #2333 on: May 29, 2019, 12:54:44 »
Hence Morrisons. :shy:
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #2334 on: June 01, 2019, 14:21:24 »
Beautiful biking weather here and there's me stuck with a swollen knee  :dl_smiley_banghead:

On the up-side it happened last weekend when I took my 14 year old daughter on a bike for the first time to a car/bike show - and she liked it  :thumb:
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #2335 on: June 01, 2019, 17:41:10 »
I agree with TLP Morrison all the way and they have fresh pies in store as a snack between stops but if you do find yourself on the A59 near Skipton  the aptly named A59 cafe is a bikers cafe and cook your breakfast fresh and as you like it well worth a stop if you're in the area
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #2336 on: June 01, 2019, 20:57:53 »
What is it with people using the moaning old git thread for positive things - if you can't be moany then go find another thread. Hurumph.

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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #2337 on: June 01, 2019, 21:12:03 »
 lol

Sorry.........

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So how's it going so far then?

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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #2338 on: June 02, 2019, 09:23:22 »
Going back to clothing my rant is motorcycle cycle clothing confusing sizes and all seems to be for young skinny kids not fat old 50 something like me never get the waist and leg length correct always have to go size larger then it just looks awful.

Same with helmets we haven't all tiny heads don't these manufacturers realise that the only people who can afford motorcycle are the older generation and we are not stick thin :dl_soapbox:
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Re: The moaning old git thread
« Reply #2339 on: June 02, 2019, 09:28:35 »
How much bigger is your head now than it was 30 years ago? Mine's pretty much the same - a smidge smaller due to hair loss, maybe. Legs the same length, waist 2" bigger.  :shrug: