Author Topic: The moaning old git thread (Read 534466 times)

Graham62 · « **Reply #2240 on:** November 27, 2018, 13:41:50 »

No but it was a bit batted.

Ianmc · « **Reply #2241 on:** November 27, 2018, 14:26:11 »

(Bit battered) Matches Mick’s face then.(Not our Mick BTW)

Barbel Mick · « **Reply #2242 on:** November 27, 2018, 14:57:00 »

Tusker · « **Reply #2243 on:** November 27, 2018, 20:05:31 »

Allegedly it was Mars bar in the hole,, they probably used Yorkshire Pudding mix.. Bake it hot n fast

ChrisS · « **Reply #2244 on:** November 28, 2018, 20:52:29 »

Marianne, Mick and a Mars Bar.
No deep fat fryer.
Batter...YEUGH!!!
You couldn't make it up.
Could you?

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #2245 on:** November 28, 2018, 21:07:25 »

Why does the tune "A finger of fudge is just enough" swim out of the murky past into my consciousness?

Ianmc · « **Reply #2246 on:** November 28, 2018, 22:33:19 »

Talking about Jagger,he was at the PSG v Liverpool match tonight.He looks about 90 now,or rather his skin does.Obviously not using his “Nivea For Men” too often.

tallpaul · « **Reply #2247 on:** November 28, 2018, 22:34:44 »

He looks like the air is slowly leaking out of him...

Can't knock the music though.

Ianmc · « **Reply #2248 on:** November 28, 2018, 22:49:50 »

Very true,I have been a big fan since the 60’s.and think I have all of their LP/CD/cassettes except for live recordings which I cannot stand. ????????????????

Ianmc · « **Reply #2249 on:** November 28, 2018, 23:26:30 »

Talking about PSG,I have never seen a team of wimps like them,every tiny fall and they are rolling in agony.I know that’s a trend in football recently,but ???

TLPower · « **Reply #2250 on:** November 29, 2018, 05:45:36 »

@Rusty can you remember the alternative "A finger of Len" song following the swimming pool incident with Mr Fairclough?

ChrisS · « **Reply #2251 on:** November 29, 2018, 15:19:17 »

AKA 'Thumbs up Len' ?

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #2252 on:** November 29, 2018, 15:26:57 »

"It was to prevent them from filling up with water and sinking, your honour."

ChrisS · « **Reply #2253 on:** December 05, 2018, 17:19:34 »

Dental Hospital again!
Harpooned through the roof of the mouth, then....
"Taking this one out will make a noise as it's close to your ear" (? !!!)
Came home with upper right 8 in my pocket to add to the necklace.
Bugger! Age sucks!

Fat Rat · « **Reply #2254 on:** December 05, 2018, 18:54:29 »

Since when did the word 'suck' or 'sucks' become acceptable in the English language, in that context?

TLPower · « **Reply #2255 on:** December 05, 2018, 19:14:39 »

Andy, the poor chap has had several teeth removed. I suspect "sucking" isn't an option. He does seem to spend an inordinate amount of time there, we even had a "spotted" incident at the surgery.

On the bright side we'll soon be able to witness his tooth necklace.

Joe Rocket · « **Reply #2256 on:** December 05, 2018, 19:31:04 »

Wouldn't that be "thuckth"..............?

Brockett · « **Reply #2257 on:** January 13, 2019, 14:22:14 »

Printer issues as described in the below video used to affect me and I got really frustrated as to why I couldn't print a black print document unless I spent £35 on a colour cartridge. Now I understand.

oslin · « **Reply #2258 on:** January 24, 2019, 13:58:54 »

Ink cartridges. I have sorted that one, my computer service bloke gets them for my Epson from the states at £12 a set of four.

oslin · « **Reply #2259 on:** January 24, 2019, 14:02:36 »

Is anybody feeling the same as me ?
I am really pissed off with all the adds on the television, and worse the same adds repeated time and time again day in day out during every program.