Now my heart rate has slowed and the smouldering arse hairs have been taken care of, I started pulling the bike apart. All of the damage is on the offside, so far all I see is melted plastic, no damaged wiring. Suspiciously, there was a piece of heat proof matting on that side of the exhaust.
Is it possible she is running ridiculously hot on one side (I am sure I read something somewhere)?