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Offline Fat Rat

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Jeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuus!
« on: March 24, 2020, 16:07:24 »
I have spent some time over the last few weeks titivating a neglected 57 plate DL1000, this includes;

New Battery
Clutch
Clutch Slave Cylinder rebuild
New OE Rotors on the front
Front Calipers completely rebuilt
New Pads front a rear
Chain & Sprockets
12 months MOT

Today I took it out for a test ride after I finished putting back together after waiting for a new Water Pump seal.

Anyway, I was busy congratulating myself on how it was running as I pulled it into the mancave, only to quickly realise it was on fire  :dl_hyperhysteria:

It started under the seat so I am at the moment assuming a wiring issue. It took two full extinguishers to put it out. I honestly thought the mancave was going to go up.


Fuuuuucccccccck.

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Re: Jeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuus!
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2020, 16:10:04 »
Not a Firestorm then? :shock:

At least it should have killed off any lingering Corvid. :)
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Re: Jeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuus!
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2020, 16:12:49 »
That's a Black Frame for you.
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Re: Jeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuus!
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2020, 16:19:47 »
If you are OK, then it's just experience !!    and the bonus is "NO Spiders" 

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Re: Jeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuus!
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2020, 16:20:54 »
Keep the sympathy coming folks...

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Re: Jeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuus!
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2020, 16:21:55 »
That's what happens when you disobey Boris.
This doesn't last forever, so do it while you can.

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Re: Jeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuus!
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2020, 16:23:29 »
Spider's revenge!


Lucky your arse wasn't still on it Andy, and 10 miles from home
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Re: Jeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuus!
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2020, 16:23:42 »
Wow ..lucky    :shock:

Hope the loom is fixable... 
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Re: Jeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuus!
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2020, 16:30:03 »
At least it happened at home. If it was at the roadside it would have been a pile of scrap.
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Re: Jeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuus!
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2020, 16:57:46 »
Glad you are OK. You got that 3rd Party, FIRE, and theft insurance. :fix:
In my defence, she did leave me unsupervised.

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Re: Jeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuus!
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2020, 17:07:49 »
That's what happens when you disobey Boris.

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Re: Jeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuus!
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2020, 17:37:34 »
Bonus selling point: heated seat...
Seems pearl asbo orange is faster after all....

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Re: Jeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuus!
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2020, 17:58:09 »
First recorded use by police of an RPG to enforce stay at home instruction?

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Re: Jeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuus!
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2020, 18:25:19 »
In my defence, I was dropping some disposable gloves down to my daughter (she lives two miles away) and I posted them through the door, so no contact, other than the potential of the Fire Service  :roll:
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Re: Jeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuus!
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2020, 18:28:29 »
Everything must go...

Yep it's a firesale!



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Re: Jeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuus!
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2020, 18:28:58 »
Oh, bugger. When will you get a chance to a) assess the damage and b) find the cause?

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Re: Jeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuus!
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2020, 18:31:51 »
I liked the look of CJ, I like the yellow but,
How much for the singed one?



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Re: Jeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuus!
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2020, 18:33:29 »
I think it's snow foam on a slow news day. :smirk:
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Re: Jeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuus!
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2020, 18:54:29 »
So, any result of your investigation yet?
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Re: Jeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuus!
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2020, 19:11:51 »
It's only a slow news day for those who've been sat at home all day with time to read / watch it all.


And where was Karen with a phone to record The Dance of The Burning Bollocks??