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The weirdest thing I have done thread
« on: November 21, 2024, 16:34:17 »
Maybe it is just me that is weird, maybe this will be the only post in this thread....

Anyway...

Before going in for surgery, which I knew would put me out of driving action for a number of weeks, I had to wash my van so that when I saw it on the drive, it wouldn't bother me.  :shy:
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Re: The weirdest thing I have done thread
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2024, 17:10:29 »
Sounds like common sense to me rather than weirdness ....... although common sense is a rarity these days so it may look like weirdness  :shrug:
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Re: The weirdest thing I have done thread
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2024, 17:22:41 »
Sounds rational to me, looking at the dirty van and not being able to clean it would have done your nut in.

Me.....today?.....when I get back from Tesco I HAVE to throw , without looking, the cheese biccies  ( in a soft crisps type bag ) I get for the birds over my right shoulder hard enough so it hits the far wall of the kitchen.
I once spent 5 mins looking for the biccies to find them perched on the top edge of the open kitchen door :shrug:

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Re: The weirdest thing I have done thread
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2024, 17:50:43 »
Having just read your thread FR. I suspect the thought police, are on their way to my pad right now .....
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Re: The weirdest thing I have done thread
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2024, 18:07:21 »
This one time, at band camp...

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Re: The weirdest thing I have done thread
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Re: The weirdest thing I have done thread
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2024, 09:48:16 »
Wash my car :shock: :icon_no: Maybe once a year when it goes for service and MOT.
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Re: The weirdest thing I have done thread
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2024, 11:09:36 »
Probably the weirdest (certainly the most unexpected) thing I've done was to remove a hot air baloon, complete with 12 passengers, from a live 20kV power line ! The pilot lost control of the baloon and drifted down the River Tyne and collided with the overhead line (OHL) near Ryton. The resultamnt large bang & flash ripped the baloon to shreds and the people in the basket were suspended some four of five feet above the river. Once the line was made dead & earthed up we helped the Fire Brigade & Police to get the people safely out the baloon. Then it was time to cut what was left of the baloon free from the OHL with insulated rods with saw attachments, usually used for tree cutting. This was done from within the river with waders on, not easy I can tell you. It took about an hour but we got it all off so the line could be re-energised. No damage to any of the conductors either.

Three weeks later we had a Belgian Army helicopter fly into the 20kV OHL on the Otterburn Ranges, getting the three conductors stuck between the rota blades and the cockpit - never a dull moment on the fault restoration department of Northern Electric as it was (now Northern Powergrid) !
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Re: The weirdest thing I have done thread
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2024, 16:00:04 »
Definitely not the weirdest thing I have done but driving for hours on an autobahn I came behind three snow ploughs staggered across the road at about 40mph. I weaved between them and drove at 70mph on fresh untouched snow for many hours more.

I was driving the VW Beatle (original) that I bought new in Germany. No Tax  :dance::thumb:

I know that's not very weird but I guess most drivers would have stayed behind the ploughs, I didn't see anything in my mirrors.
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Re: The weirdest thing I have done thread
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2024, 17:16:54 »
One late afternoon in the autumn when I was nine or ten my mother asked me to go to the shops and buy a loaf of bread. ( yes all the local kids went out at all hours and no one got murdered or robbed ect.)  So I put on my "Jacko" skates ( remember them) and set out across Macefield Crescent towards the "Black Alley" leading to Green Road. It was a dog leg asphalt path with six feet tall wood panel fencing either side. There was one light at each end and one in the middle. As I approached the alley an elderly man entered and I thought I had better slow down in case I ran into him at the centre of the dog leg bend. I slowed on the bend but when I reached the straight section there was no sign of the elderly man.  :shock: There is no way he could have sprinted to the other end of the alley what with me being on my "Jacko" skates and there was no gaps in the fences. On my return journey home I gave the "Black Alley" a miss and instead used Reservoir Road.  I traversed the "Black Alley" many times over the years until we moved away and always wondered what I had seen that dark November afternoon.   Although now I think about it, what is really weird is that the reservoir giving it's name to Reservoir Road is actually in Green road.
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