Went up the allotment yesterday to plant our well nursed from seed runner beans , all planted wigwam style with new canes , looked the dogs nuts , been up today with the dogs for a walk ……no runner beans ! , about 0.5 mm stalk left poking out the soil , I am sure I saw a wabbit giving me the finger in the next field , going to get a ferret ….
Friday I had my 3 monthly hormone injection , previous nurse required just dropping my jeans to a point where a small part of my arse cheek being visible , needle inserted , job done . Friday’s nurse was a woman mountain around 18 stone with arms like Popeye , she requested to drop my jeans to my knees before the jab ! , full arse exposure ! , reckon she fancied me ………