Author Topic: A new strain of Christmas tree? (Read 4210 times)

Rusty Nuts · « **on:** November 12, 2017, 15:31:05 »

Blue Spurce, anyone?

hotbulb · « **Reply #1 on:** November 12, 2017, 15:41:09 »

That made me think of that old beaky thing, the Spurce Goose!

tallpaul · « **Reply #2 on:** November 12, 2017, 16:17:33 »

Not for me thanks Rusty, I'm trying to give them up...

Even if he had spelled spruce correctly it would still be a no from me.

Hugo Magnus · « **Reply #3 on:** November 12, 2017, 21:27:03 »

You couldn't just buy the one, as the other would pine

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #4 on:** November 12, 2017, 21:34:11 »

"The others wood pine"
I'm getting sitka these jokes now.

kwackboy · « **Reply #5 on:** November 12, 2017, 21:37:32 »

I'm getting the "needle" also but "pining" for better jokes ..

Graham62 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 12, 2017, 21:54:02 »

don't get to close you might get a bit high if you inhale too much.

MartinW · « **Reply #7 on:** November 13, 2017, 04:19:11 »

A few of these jokes are Oak, but some of you need the Birch.

Loz · « **Reply #8 on:** November 13, 2017, 19:03:37 »

Tree mendous, I wonder if he conker(ed) the spelling test.

Abercol · « **Reply #9 on:** November 14, 2017, 14:40:02 »

That Spurce looks suspiciously green to me...Blue Spurce my arse. Everyone knows Blue Spurce is a fully protected species as its the last known habitat of the Norwegian Blue!

hotbulb · « **Reply #10 on:** November 14, 2017, 14:56:28 »

Abercol, you've got me pining for the fjords!

Hugo Magnus · « **Reply #11 on:** November 14, 2017, 15:34:03 »

You and me too. I'm determined to revisit Norway in the near future.

TLPower · « **Reply #12 on:** November 14, 2017, 16:17:30 »

Didn't he sing Born to Run and Born in the USA?

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #13 on:** November 14, 2017, 16:22:26 »

I'd visit Norway if I could afjord it.

Hugo Magnus · « **Reply #14 on:** November 14, 2017, 16:46:09 »

Quote from: TLPower on November 14, 2017, 16:17:30

Didn't he sing Born to Run and Born in the USA?

No, Bjorn was Swedish

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #15 on:** November 14, 2017, 16:50:24 »

Yes, he sang Borg in the USA.

TLPower · « **Reply #16 on:** November 14, 2017, 17:30:53 »

Smorgasborg in the USA shirley.....

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #17 on:** November 14, 2017, 17:34:34 »

It's Tuesday. As in Weld. Shirley's my Sunday name.

MartinW · « **Reply #18 on:** November 14, 2017, 17:58:33 »

Excellent. Everyone loves an out of control www.v-strom.co.uk thread

TLPower · « **Reply #19 on:** November 14, 2017, 19:04:17 »

Rusty started it.

Just sayin'....