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Re: Four Word Story
« Reply #13560 on: March 26, 2020, 13:14:02 »
and assorted desserts of
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Re: Four Word Story
« Reply #13561 on: March 26, 2020, 13:44:04 »
cake, jelly and custard
Look at the clock and the calendar.
It'll never be now again.
So just get out and do it.
As fast as you possibly can.
Because .........
Nothing travels faster than the speed of time.

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Re: Four Word Story
« Reply #13562 on: March 26, 2020, 13:57:48 »
which TLP eats constantly
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Re: Four Word Story
« Reply #13563 on: March 26, 2020, 14:02:46 »
In his lorry cab

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Re: Four Word Story
« Reply #13564 on: March 26, 2020, 14:24:13 »
and then wonders why
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Re: Four Word Story
« Reply #13565 on: March 26, 2020, 14:29:16 »
people triffle with him
Look at the clock and the calendar.
It'll never be now again.
So just get out and do it.
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Because .........
Nothing travels faster than the speed of time.

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Re: Four Word Story
« Reply #13566 on: March 26, 2020, 14:40:00 »
about his cheery outlook
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Re: Four Word Story
« Reply #13567 on: March 26, 2020, 14:47:19 »
and rosy red cheeks!!

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Re: Four Word Story
« Reply #13568 on: March 26, 2020, 15:19:10 »
The thing about triffle
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Re: Four Word Story
« Reply #13569 on: March 26, 2020, 16:23:09 »
it makes me sniffle
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Re: Four Word Story
« Reply #13570 on: March 26, 2020, 19:05:12 »
a load of piffle
It amazes me this day and age how some people just don't know Jack Schitt…:-)

Jack Schitt is the Son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. 
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, having six kids, Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. 
15 years later, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt married Ted Sherlock, and as her kids were living with them she kept her name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock!

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Re: Four Word Story
« Reply #13571 on: March 26, 2020, 19:11:49 »
but Jabberwocks will whiffle
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Re: Four Word Story
« Reply #13572 on: March 26, 2020, 19:26:32 »
to a resounding skiffle
It amazes me this day and age how some people just don't know Jack Schitt…:-)

Jack Schitt is the Son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. 
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, having six kids, Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. 
15 years later, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt married Ted Sherlock, and as her kids were living with them she kept her name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock!

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Re: Four Word Story
« Reply #13573 on: March 26, 2020, 23:23:21 »
group with a washboard

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Re: Four Word Story
« Reply #13574 on: March 27, 2020, 06:14:27 »
(Directors at a laundrette)
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Re: Four Word Story
« Reply #13575 on: March 27, 2020, 10:17:20 »
What dot cotton is

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Re: Four Word Story
« Reply #13576 on: March 27, 2020, 10:51:50 »
Mum to nasty nick

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Re: Four Word Story
« Reply #13577 on: March 27, 2020, 10:52:41 »
while shaving with a
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Re: Four Word Story
« Reply #13578 on: March 27, 2020, 12:00:58 »
cut throat and shaky
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Re: Four Word Story
« Reply #13579 on: March 27, 2020, 13:42:04 »
Stevens playing on repeat
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