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Barbel Mick
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
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Reply #1700 on:
May 23, 2024, 14:14:13 »
I just realised the smart watch I bought was fake.
It records my steps whenever I walk.
It's a counterfeet watch.
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Barbel Mick
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Reply #1701 on:
May 23, 2024, 14:15:53 »
My therapist said he can help me get over my fear of buffets.
But first, I've got to want to help myself.
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Barbel Mick
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May 23, 2024, 14:18:25 »
In response to Rusty Nuts challenge for really bad jokes.
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Barbel Mick
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May 23, 2024, 18:37:35 »
Rumours of a food shortage at this years Spoonerism Awards turned out to be a complete lack of pies.
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nigel s
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May 23, 2024, 19:05:13 »
What's red and comes at you from all four corners,
Quadraphonic rhubarb.
Sorry.
Ho Hum
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nigel s
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May 23, 2024, 19:06:29 »
What's red and smells like blue paint,
Red paint.
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nigel s
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May 23, 2024, 19:11:19 »
Did you know being a binman needs no training,
They pick it up as they go along.
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nigel s
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May 23, 2024, 19:13:55 »
In my job interview he says "can you perform under pressure "
No ,I say, but I do a great Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Barbel Mick
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May 23, 2024, 20:30:57 »
I contacted the local council to ask if I could have a skip outside the house.
I got a reply back saying "Go ahead, you could do with the exercise, you fat bastard!"
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Mick
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Asmith61
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Location: Essex
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Reply #1709 on:
May 23, 2024, 21:48:45 »
I wondered what Rossi was doing now.
This was today at work the sheep with the
ir
lambs, when I went to take the picture the lamb moved off but I think you will see what I am on about 🤣
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MartinW
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May 28, 2024, 18:27:20 »
Did you know that Stevie Nicks turned down a marriage proposal from William Shatner?
She didn't want to be known as Stevie Shatner-Nicks.
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