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Offline kwackboy

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #600 on: August 02, 2020, 18:18:58 »
Just a quick word of warning:

Do NOT let supermarket staff take your temperature by scanning your forehead, it actually erases your memory. I went in Sainsbury's for lettuce, tomatoes and cucumber and ended up buying Chocolate, crisps and Vodka instead!

Offline Barbel Mick

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #601 on: Today at 09:26:09 »
A man has today been convicted of the theft of 217 tractors over a period of 12 years.
Hector Windsock, 53, from Poole, described by police as a "One man crime wave", admitted to all the charges at the crown court today.
When asked by a young policeman what was the motivation behind his crime, he said:

"Massive urges, son."

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #602 on: Today at 12:30:34 »
I think a new "low" has been reached with that offering. Well done, Mick.  :groan:
Old enough to know better, but still too young to care...

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