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Offline wurzel

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #360 on: October 01, 2019, 17:32:10 »
Was it unbridled passion, or just horsing around?

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #361 on: October 01, 2019, 21:07:21 »
I'm sure he'd be saddled with some name calling!
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #362 on: October 02, 2019, 08:21:56 »
The surgeon said it was a right mare to get them out.

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #363 on: October 02, 2019, 09:20:26 »
The charge of the shite brigade?
Sent from my Red Army intelligence-gathering Huawei tablet.

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #364 on: October 02, 2019, 16:33:29 »
this is bound to stirrup some media interest !!!

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #365 on: October 02, 2019, 16:46:38 »
They can get them out using Donkey Hole Surgery.
Tall, Dark and Handsome (In 1987) - Just tall now !!

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #366 on: October 02, 2019, 16:55:34 »
He Ascot to have surgery on his Donkey.,and a course of antibitrotics.
 

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #367 on: October 02, 2019, 16:57:28 »
I did type a.s.s, but the mod filter made his operation in a rather different part of his body. :icon_exclaim:

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #368 on: October 02, 2019, 16:58:31 »
 lol
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #369 on: October 02, 2019, 17:02:37 »
I'm starting to feel sorry for the poor soldier after that, thank god the NHS is not run by Fat Rat.... :icon_twisted:

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #370 on: October 02, 2019, 17:13:51 »
A dose of the trots should shift them...
Old enough to know better, but still too young to care...

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #371 on: October 02, 2019, 17:24:32 »
 lol
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #372 on: October 02, 2019, 20:42:03 »
If they went in backwards then it will be Red Rum getting them out again.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #373 on: October 03, 2019, 15:21:02 »
2019 V-Strom 1000


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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #374 on: October 03, 2019, 17:21:25 »
If you've never tried blindfolded archery.....................................
you don't know what you're missing!
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #375 on: October 03, 2019, 17:24:07 »
Did you know that 6 out of 7 Dwarfs are not happy.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #376 on: October 09, 2019, 13:50:19 »
Bad news for all you dyslexics out there.

On the 28th October your cocks go black .  :shock:

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #377 on: October 09, 2019, 16:20:12 »
They've just opened a new restaurant in town, it's called Karma.
There's no menu, you get what you deserve.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #378 on: October 09, 2019, 18:27:28 »
Some people say that selling meat is disgusting, but I believe people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #379 on: October 10, 2019, 16:27:32 »
I farted on the bus today and 4 people turned round, I thought I was on the voice