REALLY Bad Jokes

[Barbel Mick]

I just realised the smart watch I bought was fake.
It records my steps whenever I walk.
It's a counterfeet watch.

[Barbel Mick]

My therapist said he can help me get over my fear of buffets.
   
But first, I've got to want to help myself.

[Barbel Mick]

In response to Rusty Nuts challenge for really bad jokes. 

[Barbel Mick]

Rumours of a food shortage at this years Spoonerism Awards turned out to be a complete lack of pies.

[nigel s]

What's red and comes at you from all four corners,


Quadraphonic rhubarb.


Sorry.

Ho Hum

[nigel s]

What's red and smells like blue paint,

Red paint.

[nigel s]

Did you know being a binman needs no training,

They pick it up as they go along.

[nigel s]

In my job interview he says "can you perform under pressure "

No ,I say, but I do a great Bohemian Rhapsody.

[Barbel Mick]

I contacted the local council to ask if I could have a skip outside the house.
I got a reply back saying "Go ahead, you could do with the exercise, you fat bastard!"

[Asmith61]

I wondered what Rossi was doing now.
This was today at work the sheep with their lambs, when I went to take the picture the lamb moved off but I think you will see what I am on about 🤣

[MartinW]

Did you know that Stevie Nicks turned down a marriage proposal from William Shatner?

She didn't want to be known as Stevie Shatner-Nicks.