to Guam. I've just been told there is a great need for my specialised services.
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel to various parts of Guam and deflower young virgins and they get well paid for the service they perform helping girls have sex for the first time.
You see, under Guam law (which is a US occupied island), it is EXPRESSLY forbidden for virgins to marry.
It is one good law that the US occupation forces have passed to help their soldiers have fun.
I wonder if GW ever served there
