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Other Stuff => The Blue Oyster bar => Humour => Topic started by: Fat Rat on August 07, 2008, 20:56:03

Title: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on August 07, 2008, 20:56:03
Right...the rules are straightforward, we tell a story four words per post, no user is allowed to answer their own post..

Here goes, let the nonsense begin.....

He walked into the.........
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Post by: smithy on August 08, 2008, 01:54:18
bar, wondering what the
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Post by: John on August 08, 2008, 09:05:42
noise was. Squatting in
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Post by: smithy on August 08, 2008, 09:36:50
a line, beside each
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Post by: robby on August 08, 2008, 09:51:56
table,was a sexy
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 08, 2008, 10:50:56
green monkey who said
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on August 08, 2008, 12:54:56
nothing but gestured that
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on August 08, 2008, 20:30:16
His ball was stuck...
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 08, 2008, 22:33:49
in the elephants ear
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Post by: John on August 08, 2008, 23:35:14
and had lost sensation.
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Post by: KLV-Rider on August 08, 2008, 23:59:35
But the chop suey.....
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on August 09, 2008, 07:26:00
said the elephant deserved
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 09, 2008, 07:36:06
a week away in
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Post by: smithy on August 09, 2008, 08:16:25
CenterParcs, swimming with
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Post by: stonehenge on August 09, 2008, 08:27:45
the Monkey's best mate
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on August 09, 2008, 10:57:12
Jimmy. An epileptic anaconda..
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 09, 2008, 17:56:58
who had a liking
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Post by: stonehenge on August 09, 2008, 18:58:41
for Suzuki V Stroms
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 09, 2008, 19:23:54
which shows he has
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on August 10, 2008, 08:27:18
a very big appetite.
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 10, 2008, 10:42:50
and is likely to
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Post by: robby on August 10, 2008, 10:49:44
join this site,then
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 10, 2008, 12:01:32
he can boast to
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Post by: John on August 10, 2008, 12:48:35
Peter the procrastinating penguin
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 10, 2008, 13:15:07
about the length of
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Post by: KLV-Rider on August 10, 2008, 23:38:42
his new gold chain.
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Post by: V-Bomber on August 11, 2008, 09:19:00
Hung around his tiny
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on August 11, 2008, 09:28:09
pet monkey sitting on
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 11, 2008, 10:08:50
a very large baboon's
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Post by: V-Bomber on August 11, 2008, 11:22:45
Super glowing red raw
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 11, 2008, 11:30:16
Ford Cortina, which was
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Post by: robby on August 11, 2008, 13:39:19
a passion wagon for
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 11, 2008, 14:45:40
anyone who could state
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Post by: V-Bomber on August 11, 2008, 16:18:52
The bleeding obvious of
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 11, 2008, 16:35:11
what constitutes a decent
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Post by: KLV-Rider on August 12, 2008, 00:33:37
kebab and Dr Pepper.
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Post by: V-Bomber on August 12, 2008, 09:11:01
On a Sunday morning
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 12, 2008, 12:01:06
which the pope says
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Post by: KLV-Rider on August 12, 2008, 13:37:44
is tennis day, he
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Post by: V-Bomber on August 12, 2008, 13:49:02
Asked Andy Murry for
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 12, 2008, 15:25:15
his views on oral
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on August 12, 2008, 16:14:18
hygiene and nasal hairs
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 12, 2008, 17:17:14
The main problem with
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Post by: V-Bomber on August 12, 2008, 17:55:10
The long black Pubic
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 12, 2008, 18:25:18
hairs is they stick
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Post by: KLV-Rider on August 12, 2008, 18:38:20
in his teeth, he
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 12, 2008, 18:51:10
hates that and tends
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Post by: V-Bomber on August 12, 2008, 19:14:13
To lick the brown
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on August 12, 2008, 20:37:31
ear wax for fun
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Post by: V-Bomber on August 12, 2008, 20:52:01
After he put his
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Post by: smithy on August 13, 2008, 01:48:13
tennis racquet into his
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 13, 2008, 08:34:56
local shop to be
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Post by: robby on August 13, 2008, 09:25:25
restrung,he stole a
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 13, 2008, 09:53:56
bag of rancid lemons
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Post by: V-Bomber on August 13, 2008, 10:02:12
and gave then to
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on August 13, 2008, 10:10:18
his rabbid dog for
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Post by: KLV-Rider on August 13, 2008, 10:32:13
his bad breath problem.
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 13, 2008, 10:43:10
however, his distant cousin
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Post by: KLV-Rider on August 13, 2008, 13:10:20
Lord Albus of Rumm
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 13, 2008, 15:08:13
who was also related
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Post by: V-Bomber on August 13, 2008, 17:10:31
To lord ukon farkemhall
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 13, 2008, 18:08:53
who had a fetish
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Post by: V-Bomber on August 13, 2008, 18:18:00
for pissing on Honda
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 13, 2008, 19:25:14
riders from the top
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Post by: V-Bomber on August 13, 2008, 21:02:19
of the Blackpool tower
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Post by: smithy on August 14, 2008, 01:31:57
However, getting back to
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Post by: COL999 on August 14, 2008, 05:22:33
The bar wondering what?
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 14, 2008, 07:05:16
happened to this story
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Post by: V-Bomber on August 14, 2008, 10:45:01
cos it went right
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Post by: Herbie on August 14, 2008, 11:42:49
right over my head
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Post by: KLV-Rider on August 14, 2008, 11:43:56
and into the bush
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 14, 2008, 12:29:52
which was a home
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Post by: V-Bomber on August 14, 2008, 13:11:16
for old git V-strom
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 14, 2008, 15:46:06
now, this bloke was
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Post by: robby on August 14, 2008, 17:14:49
once interesting but now
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 14, 2008, 17:33:57
writes four word stories
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on August 16, 2008, 14:41:29
in order to create
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Post by: V-Bomber on August 16, 2008, 15:06:13
A better way of
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 16, 2008, 17:32:21
preaching the word of
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Post by: Catballou on August 18, 2008, 10:34:44
The kamasutra because it's






I do love these pointless threads  lol  think I'll live here for now  lol
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 18, 2008, 10:35:26
fun to experiment with
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Post by: V-Bomber on August 18, 2008, 12:45:27
a fully loaded V-strom
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Post by: Catballou on August 18, 2008, 18:41:33
on a damp monday
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 18, 2008, 21:16:14
which when compared to
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Post by: Catballou on August 18, 2008, 22:19:10
A very sexy Benelli




 8-)
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 18, 2008, 22:21:44
makes you wonder if
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Post by: Catballou on August 18, 2008, 22:29:42
god's sense of humour
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 18, 2008, 22:31:02
was passed to girls
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Post by: Catballou on August 18, 2008, 22:33:38
because they need it
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 18, 2008, 22:58:59
justifying their shoe bills
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Post by: Catballou on August 19, 2008, 10:31:58
which are really cheap
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 19, 2008, 10:40:22
when compared to the
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Post by: Catballou on August 19, 2008, 11:31:17
knicker budget,  which is ..........




told you I was moving in here..can I get some cushions brighten the place up a bit  :grin:
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 19, 2008, 12:08:14
larger than Barbados and
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Post by: Catballou on August 19, 2008, 15:29:08
bigger still than your
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Post by: V-Bomber on August 19, 2008, 17:40:12
large oversized Hampton.........court :whistle:
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Post by: Catballou on August 19, 2008, 18:54:22
Palace, no The Gunners
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Post by: Herbie on August 19, 2008, 21:26:56
were always complete rubbish  lol
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Post by: V-Bomber on August 19, 2008, 22:06:41
just like the blues
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Post by: Catballou on August 19, 2008, 22:20:27
brothers  8-)  when they sing
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Post by: V-Bomber on August 20, 2008, 16:24:25
one potato two patato
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 20, 2008, 16:31:51
teaches people to count
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Post by: Herbie on August 20, 2008, 17:26:32
their chickens before they
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on August 20, 2008, 20:02:55
cross the road to
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Post by: Catballou on August 20, 2008, 22:24:13
letch at the man
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Post by: Herbie on August 21, 2008, 06:40:42
wearing a mankini and
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Post by: Catballou on August 21, 2008, 09:47:51
thigh high pirate boots  :shock:
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on August 21, 2008, 18:22:41
that chafed his little :shock:
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Post by: Catballou on August 21, 2008, 19:16:31
trouser snake, called fred
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on August 21, 2008, 21:21:04
Fred’s a fine specimen
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Post by: robby on August 21, 2008, 21:25:41
but I've seen bigger
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 21, 2008, 21:56:03
maggots in a fishing
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on August 21, 2008, 23:04:39
boat milking a big
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Post by: Catballou on August 22, 2008, 09:49:53
sea cow, called emily
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on August 22, 2008, 10:11:29
with the big boobies
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Post by: Catballou on August 22, 2008, 15:31:04
and dark extra large
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on August 22, 2008, 18:40:02
saddle bags on her
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Post by: Catballou on August 25, 2008, 15:16:51
retired old pit pony
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on August 25, 2008, 19:43:22
the one with the...
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Post by: Catballou on August 25, 2008, 20:52:38
absolutely enormous, eye watering
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on August 25, 2008, 21:48:06
blister on it's enormously
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Post by: Catballou on August 26, 2008, 09:47:47
long tail, which hurts
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Post by: Herbie on August 26, 2008, 10:37:21
when the vet puts   :shock:
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Post by: Catballou on August 26, 2008, 11:09:43
that very big needle
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on August 27, 2008, 09:38:15
through it. It gets
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Post by: Catballou on August 27, 2008, 09:57:26
him going a lot
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on August 27, 2008, 21:32:28
to the bathroom for
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on August 27, 2008, 22:13:32
a shave and a
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 28, 2008, 10:46:44
good rub down with
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Post by: Catballou on August 28, 2008, 10:58:21
a small hairy gnome
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Post by: V-Bomber on August 28, 2008, 11:04:02
Stuck on the end
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 28, 2008, 11:16:10
of some wet celery
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Post by: Catballou on August 28, 2008, 11:36:21
nothing's dry in Wales   :rain:  :rain:
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 28, 2008, 13:01:05
said the man from
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Post by: V-Bomber on August 28, 2008, 13:04:16
Wet wet wet because
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Post by: Catballou on August 28, 2008, 13:06:39
He's sooooooooooooo bloody gorgeous :grin:  :grin:

Sorry real answer  :grin:

He spoke Welsh, and
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Post by: V-Bomber on August 28, 2008, 13:19:04
Spanish at the same
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Post by: Catballou on August 28, 2008, 13:19:58
Tickling stick convention in
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Herbie on August 28, 2008, 13:30:31
Knotty Ash with the
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Post by: Catballou on August 28, 2008, 13:35:13
Real pervs, the diddy
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Post by: Herbie on August 28, 2008, 14:23:19
men, who like to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on August 28, 2008, 14:24:39
watch morris dancers play
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Post by: Catballou on August 28, 2008, 14:34:27
manly games with their
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 28, 2008, 15:31:18
friends on a saturday
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on August 28, 2008, 15:42:21
and afterwards in the
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Post by: Catballou on August 28, 2008, 16:28:27
scrum they grab hold
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on August 28, 2008, 16:36:16
with one hand the
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Post by: Catballou on August 28, 2008, 16:44:30
dirty little hooker who
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on August 28, 2008, 17:02:36
squeals with excitement at
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on August 28, 2008, 20:03:37
the prospect of many
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Post by: Catballou on August 28, 2008, 23:13:13
a grown man crying
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Post by: V-Bomber on August 28, 2008, 23:19:55
over his spilt beer  :bawl:
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Post by: Catballou on August 28, 2008, 23:24:34
and increased nasal hair
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Post by: V-Bomber on August 29, 2008, 09:08:02
growing out of his
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Post by: Herbie on August 29, 2008, 10:01:08
ears? Meanwhile back at
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on August 29, 2008, 10:51:22
mission control, an alien
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Post by: Herbie on August 29, 2008, 11:23:53
called Derek was eating
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 29, 2008, 14:26:10
out of the armpit
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Post by: V-Bomber on August 29, 2008, 14:33:17
of a big ape
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Post by: Catballou on August 29, 2008, 14:43:19
Malcolm the accountant thought
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Post by: Fat Rat on August 29, 2008, 14:59:02
that was odd but
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Herbie on August 29, 2008, 15:56:48
but Hello it's Friday
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on August 29, 2008, 17:06:54
and it's raining again
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on August 29, 2008, 19:50:27
so lets go screw
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Post by: V-Bomber on August 29, 2008, 20:39:02
a bolt through Andys
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Post by: Catballou on August 30, 2008, 16:57:07
Bike, it needs adornment
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on August 30, 2008, 21:18:10
his bike needs pimping!!!!
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Post by: Catballou on August 30, 2008, 21:38:21
maybe he does too?? :whistle:
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on August 30, 2008, 21:58:24
Just then Andy appeared
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on August 30, 2008, 22:08:31
in his new weekend
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Post by: V-Bomber on August 30, 2008, 22:54:34
Dress and blue shoes
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on August 30, 2008, 23:00:08
his new red lipstick
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Post by: Catballou on August 31, 2008, 08:09:23
mincing over and preening
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on August 31, 2008, 08:13:22
the wart on his
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Post by: Catballou on August 31, 2008, 09:27:36
mother in law's large
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on August 31, 2008, 21:35:23
size 15 feet. Because
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Post by: Catballou on September 01, 2008, 13:06:56
She insisted, and she
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on September 01, 2008, 13:45:25
knew what she wanted
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Post by: V-Bomber on September 01, 2008, 16:44:06
from the Asda trolly
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Post by: Catballou on September 01, 2008, 17:27:08
belonging to the giant
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Post by: Fat Rat on September 01, 2008, 18:38:07
3ft tattooed lesbian called
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Post by: V-Bomber on September 01, 2008, 19:14:56
big busty from Wales
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Post by: Fat Rat on September 01, 2008, 19:17:37
who could lick her
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Post by: Catballou on September 01, 2008, 19:58:23
opponents in the ring
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Post by: V-Bomber on September 01, 2008, 22:14:16
of fire just as
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Post by: Catballou on September 01, 2008, 22:19:06
some dropped a bomb
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Post by: V-Bomber on September 02, 2008, 14:15:13
on the police station
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on September 02, 2008, 22:30:44
ello ello ello said...
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Herbie on September 02, 2008, 23:17:45
PC Plum in Balamory
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Post by: Catballou on September 03, 2008, 09:06:52
What 'have we 'ere
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on September 03, 2008, 16:20:13
wasn't me said Catballou...
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on September 03, 2008, 16:36:33
who always feigned  innocence  :wink:
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Post by: V-Bomber on September 03, 2008, 18:32:36
but was guilty as
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on September 03, 2008, 19:13:30
a really guilty thing
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Post by: Catballou on September 03, 2008, 19:45:14
But I'm a little




Andy where's the Angel smilie  lol  lol  lol
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on September 03, 2008, 21:20:08
bit touched. Can I....
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Post by: V-Bomber on September 04, 2008, 08:54:17
play with your crystal
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Post by: Catballou on September 04, 2008, 10:15:55
Balls, they feel nice
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Post by: Herbie on September 06, 2008, 09:55:03
Anyway, in Festive Road
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Post by: Catballou on September 06, 2008, 16:59:28
two old ladies were
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on September 07, 2008, 08:53:04
playing with old man
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on September 07, 2008, 17:17:45
erasmus, a big jamaican
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on September 08, 2008, 08:18:20
standing rolling a big
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Post by: Catballou on September 08, 2008, 09:57:51
fat spliff, the finest
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on September 08, 2008, 13:46:33
shit Erasmus could afford
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on September 08, 2008, 14:32:50
and it was gooooooooooooooooooooooooood
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on September 09, 2008, 08:32:15
so good that he
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on September 09, 2008, 14:34:31
danced and sang endlessly
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on September 09, 2008, 18:31:50
then got the munchies
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Post by: Catballou on September 09, 2008, 22:24:08
more Jaffa cakes please




(not talking from experience here ;) )
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on September 10, 2008, 10:21:32
that's sooooooooo funny said..
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on September 10, 2008, 12:17:51
the jolly green giant
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Herbie on September 10, 2008, 17:07:05
. He and the Incredible
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Post by: Catballou on September 11, 2008, 12:31:42
bearded lady called Susan
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on September 15, 2008, 13:44:21
decided it was time
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on September 16, 2008, 10:05:26
she showed the world
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on September 16, 2008, 10:36:01
just what her box
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on September 16, 2008, 12:35:43
Could hold, gallons of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on September 17, 2008, 10:12:40
homemade broth. Just right
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on September 17, 2008, 10:30:17
for those wet summer :rain:
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on September 17, 2008, 17:15:05
evenings by the fire.
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Post by: Catballou on September 17, 2008, 17:28:24
for sick individuals who
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on September 18, 2008, 09:23:47
can't stop sexual inuendos
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on September 18, 2008, 09:24:37
or buy sport bikes  :crazy:
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Post by: WonkyDonkey on September 18, 2008, 10:51:00
when all they needed
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Post by: Catballou on September 18, 2008, 10:52:23
was killer heels and  8-)
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on September 18, 2008, 13:07:27
a diamante tiara with  :shock:
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Post by: Catballou on September 18, 2008, 13:14:15
the Khoh I Noor
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on September 18, 2008, 15:02:21
plastic replica sitting in
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Post by: Catballou on September 18, 2008, 15:56:17
a bath of custard
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on September 18, 2008, 17:21:46
Follow that she thought
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Post by: Catballou on September 18, 2008, 17:46:14
Longingly , with Jam Sponge
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on September 18, 2008, 18:19:31
pressed tightly between her
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Post by: Fat Rat on September 18, 2008, 19:49:37
brothers sweaty arse cheeks
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on September 18, 2008, 20:05:33
which made sitting down
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Post by: Catballou on September 19, 2008, 08:51:05
rather a messy affair
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on September 19, 2008, 11:20:16
. Messy affairs were something
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Post by: Catballou on September 19, 2008, 11:51:28
good catholic girls never
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Post by: Fat Rat on September 19, 2008, 12:39:35
did more often than
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Post by: Herbie on September 19, 2008, 12:55:44
once every seven years
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Post by: Fat Rat on September 19, 2008, 13:10:12
this is because they
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Post by: Catballou on September 19, 2008, 13:24:46
kept everything under wraps
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Post by: Fat Rat on September 19, 2008, 16:43:44
unless they were drunk
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Post by: Catballou on September 19, 2008, 17:04:23
or very very hot
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on September 21, 2008, 10:08:52
Abstinence was no option
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Post by: Fat Rat on September 21, 2008, 11:09:45
unless of course they
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Post by: Catballou on September 21, 2008, 17:14:40
had a bit of willpower
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on September 21, 2008, 19:21:39
and a touch of
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Post by: Catballou on September 21, 2008, 22:16:40
the runs, that curry
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on September 23, 2008, 06:43:58
is feckin hot said..
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Post by: Catballou on September 23, 2008, 08:36:38
Achmed, the dead terrorist
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on September 23, 2008, 15:16:09
holding a spent grenade
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Post by: Catballou on September 23, 2008, 16:23:36
and a worried smile
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on September 23, 2008, 17:33:11
wheres my hand gone?
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Post by: Catballou on September 23, 2008, 18:20:59
down here said the
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on September 24, 2008, 06:14:29
midget. I'm trying to
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Post by: Fat Rat on September 24, 2008, 14:33:38
remove it from my
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Post by: Catballou on September 25, 2008, 03:22:58
amateur rugby squad, but
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on September 25, 2008, 06:23:22
instead they gave me
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on September 25, 2008, 08:26:16
the hooker, a small
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on September 25, 2008, 14:12:22
black, Irish Jew called
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on September 25, 2008, 15:42:54
Leroy McCohen who had
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on September 25, 2008, 17:21:49
a very strange affliction
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Post by: Fat Rat on September 25, 2008, 17:35:21
which caused her to
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on September 25, 2008, 17:51:48
be considered a woman
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Post by: Fat Rat on September 25, 2008, 17:54:38
with four sets of
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on September 26, 2008, 05:59:09
false teeth she couldn't
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Post by: Catballou on September 26, 2008, 10:15:10
get them all in
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on September 27, 2008, 05:52:41
to her smart car
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on September 27, 2008, 10:29:37
Known a Gummy she
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on September 29, 2008, 06:06:10
was very confused now
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on September 29, 2008, 08:32:21
was it her age ?
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 01, 2008, 12:37:08
or a overindulgence on
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Post by: Catballou on October 01, 2008, 13:52:16
Tequila slammers and Boddingtons
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 01, 2008, 19:03:48
.When she was drunk
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Post by: Catballou on October 01, 2008, 20:03:52
she was known to
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Post by: Fat Rat on October 01, 2008, 21:16:55
swallow as much of
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Post by: Catballou on October 01, 2008, 22:31:12
the amber nectar as
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on October 02, 2008, 10:25:41
her 72" waist allowed
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Post by: Catballou on October 02, 2008, 12:48:43
Gallons of the stuff
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Post by: Fat Rat on October 02, 2008, 15:32:38
passed her lips daily
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 02, 2008, 18:21:18
, athough some was regurgitated
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 02, 2008, 22:57:38
and served to bikers
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on October 03, 2008, 06:21:23
from the infamous golden
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 03, 2008, 14:42:30
sheep, which is known
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 03, 2008, 17:07:45
by some as the
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Post by: Catballou on October 03, 2008, 18:36:59
whore of Camarthenshire, and
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 03, 2008, 19:37:36
she lives up to
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on October 03, 2008, 21:08:50
all expectations. Especially when
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Post by: Catballou on October 03, 2008, 22:52:08
she's encouraged to try
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on October 04, 2008, 18:45:10
it on the back
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 04, 2008, 18:46:14
and sometimes up the
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on October 04, 2008, 18:51:50
arse end of the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 05, 2008, 13:27:49
the world, that's Newcastle
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on October 08, 2008, 21:44:08
brown induced hangover, meanwhile
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 08, 2008, 22:12:24
back in 'Anal Weekly'
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 09, 2008, 09:22:10
the smutty strom owner
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on October 09, 2008, 10:42:41
is busy greasing his
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 09, 2008, 10:58:33
pistons, very very slowly
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 09, 2008, 11:19:52
for the benefit of
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Post by: Catballou on October 09, 2008, 12:57:51
The hamfisted among us
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 09, 2008, 20:02:47
. His bigend was also
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 09, 2008, 20:42:45
very sought after by
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Post by: Catballou on October 09, 2008, 20:50:03
Many a female mechanic
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Post by: Fat Rat on October 09, 2008, 21:07:33
who liked big greasy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 09, 2008, 22:31:59
Chip butties with ketchup
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on October 09, 2008, 22:35:05
and a pint of....
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 09, 2008, 23:34:48
wet celery and stepladders  :shock:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on October 10, 2008, 01:04:11
but the coat-hanger was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 10, 2008, 01:24:50
stuck in a terrible
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 10, 2008, 09:38:39
angle, and it needed
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on October 10, 2008, 10:20:00
careful extraction with a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 10, 2008, 12:26:10
strong hand and some
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 10, 2008, 15:12:48
more wet celery which
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Post by: GrandadsV on October 10, 2008, 15:54:36
was covered in marmite
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 10, 2008, 16:23:36
and chopped salted nuts
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 10, 2008, 17:14:45
which makes nice salad
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 10, 2008, 18:43:54
full of calories and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on October 11, 2008, 21:25:21
tastes like a camels
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 11, 2008, 21:33:39
left leg garnished with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on October 11, 2008, 22:37:05
and peppermint tea, unfortunately.....
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 12, 2008, 00:22:54
it gave them wind
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on October 12, 2008, 09:40:14
enough to sail from...
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 12, 2008, 10:19:07
any port in a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 12, 2008, 10:29:38
fabulous faluka  full of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 12, 2008, 12:38:09
naked Serving Wenches who
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 12, 2008, 12:47:58
hadn't shaved their legs
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on October 12, 2008, 20:45:53
or their armpits and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 12, 2008, 21:07:32
their top lips had
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on October 12, 2008, 21:32:00
piercings and tattos' of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 12, 2008, 22:13:55
wild nights in Penboyr
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Post by: Fat Rat on October 12, 2008, 23:28:22
these nights were known
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 13, 2008, 07:58:37
by only a few
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on October 13, 2008, 10:26:36
the chosen ones that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 13, 2008, 11:01:58
God has endowed with
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 13, 2008, 14:00:38
an ability to make
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 13, 2008, 14:06:16
Blancmange from everyday rubbish
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 13, 2008, 14:09:42
Their pink variety was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 13, 2008, 14:24:12
a favourite with the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on October 13, 2008, 15:12:37
scab eaters club but...
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 13, 2008, 15:27:48
they really preferred greasy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 13, 2008, 15:39:39
chips served by Voluptuous
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 13, 2008, 15:55:11
transvestites in revealing pink
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 13, 2008, 17:37:02
sequinned hot pants, and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 14, 2008, 15:05:37
gold plated nipple rings
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 14, 2008, 15:30:55
attached to a large
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on October 14, 2008, 15:51:53
barrels of oil which....
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 14, 2008, 16:28:17
was use to rub
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 14, 2008, 17:51:55
across the backs of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on October 14, 2008, 18:10:38
illegally imported miniature goats....
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 14, 2008, 18:13:55
which make great Kebabs
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 14, 2008, 20:44:39
and better meat balls
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Herbie on October 17, 2008, 20:36:28
than poncey Jamie Oliver :roll:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 18, 2008, 15:25:04
or the maurading scotsman
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 18, 2008, 16:37:50
who is really Polish
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 18, 2008, 18:12:53
but swears in english
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 18, 2008, 18:35:16
and writes in Greek
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 18, 2008, 20:59:33
it's all greek to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on October 18, 2008, 21:01:32
the eye surgeon who....
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 18, 2008, 21:08:04
operates with eighteenth centuary
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 18, 2008, 21:20:31
spelling (centuary?) skills but actually
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on October 18, 2008, 21:35:45
holds a masters degree....
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 18, 2008, 21:42:20
in lemon meringue sculptures
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 18, 2008, 21:58:31
and spotted dick erections
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 18, 2008, 21:59:30
Which are sought after
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 18, 2008, 22:04:30
by dysfunctional pudding lovers
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 18, 2008, 22:05:32
and 100 post posters who
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 18, 2008, 22:06:36
wander the countryside looking
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 18, 2008, 22:09:25
for dripping wet, willing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 18, 2008, 22:13:08
wild whimsical woozy welsh
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 18, 2008, 22:23:05
woman who wanked well
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 19, 2008, 07:43:56
meanwhile, condescending site owner
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 19, 2008, 10:38:37
alluring amusing artful Andy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 19, 2008, 11:52:26
cautiously called Catballou crackers
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on October 19, 2008, 18:40:45
but she replied with....
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 19, 2008, 19:12:57
a witty retort that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 19, 2008, 19:23:22
was mainly misspelt and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 19, 2008, 20:13:46
contained inappropriate expletives which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on October 19, 2008, 20:53:13
upturned the society of....
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 19, 2008, 21:01:54
ants in her knickers
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 20, 2008, 08:12:37
Which had reason to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 20, 2008, 10:42:15
be happy because it
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 20, 2008, 11:09:23
better than the itching
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 20, 2008, 11:55:50
she had developed through
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 20, 2008, 11:57:36
very rigorous and continuous
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 20, 2008, 12:41:31
abuse of powdery substances
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on October 20, 2008, 14:43:28
that make the world....
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 20, 2008, 14:57:17
seem so much more
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 20, 2008, 17:51:46
Illiterate than olden days
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 20, 2008, 17:59:33
where,were,we're and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 20, 2008, 18:03:18
the grocer’s apostrophe is
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 20, 2008, 18:14:28
as unimportant and unrecognised
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 20, 2008, 18:16:10
by the youth of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on October 20, 2008, 18:17:05
when the power of....
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on October 20, 2008, 21:01:48
the brain is unleashed
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 21, 2008, 07:53:31
the power of the pen
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 21, 2008, 09:25:02
turns to uneducated shit
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 21, 2008, 11:01:22
when the moderators post
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on October 21, 2008, 18:05:05
great and informative threads....


 :neen:  :neen:  :neen:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 21, 2008, 18:19:22
so rarely that the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 21, 2008, 18:59:19
occasional example of genius
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 21, 2008, 19:03:07
are accentuated which shows
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 21, 2008, 19:29:55
their total lack of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 21, 2008, 19:38:23
stupidity and clearly demonstrates
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 21, 2008, 20:05:07
masochistic AND sadistic tendencies
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 21, 2008, 20:19:21
which is better than
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on October 21, 2008, 20:27:38
a poke in the eye
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on October 21, 2008, 20:59:05
with a sharp stick
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 21, 2008, 21:01:41
or being fettled by
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 21, 2008, 21:12:08
wet celery and stepladders
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 21, 2008, 21:18:10
or soggy lettuce leaves
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on October 21, 2008, 21:48:40
that leave the toblerone....
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 21, 2008, 22:17:25
on a Monday afternoon
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 21, 2008, 22:28:22
feet up by the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 21, 2008, 22:28:58
at the Copacabana, Grimsby
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 21, 2008, 22:31:38
making absolutely no sense
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 21, 2008, 23:04:37
at all, much like
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 21, 2008, 23:05:38
the meaning of life
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 21, 2008, 23:31:36
where every sperm is
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 21, 2008, 23:33:10
as important as a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 21, 2008, 23:52:42
priest at a wedding
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: smithy on October 22, 2008, 01:02:05
no, SACRED, stoopid! but...
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 23, 2008, 10:01:18
I need an interpreter
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 23, 2008, 14:47:57
said the lollipop lady
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 23, 2008, 15:00:43
to the laughing policeman
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 23, 2008, 15:21:01
who was surprisingly grumpy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 23, 2008, 15:23:28
When he missed his
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 23, 2008, 15:30:52
weekly rendezvous with the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on October 23, 2008, 15:38:43
chip shop owner who....
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 23, 2008, 16:12:34
sold Pelican beaks at
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 23, 2008, 16:44:44
really low prices, and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on October 23, 2008, 19:57:48
really high super strength....
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 23, 2008, 19:58:28
Eskimo piss, which is
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on October 23, 2008, 21:13:16
very nice in soup
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on October 23, 2008, 21:47:36
and with melted marshmallows....
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 24, 2008, 09:46:39
the distinct yellow tint
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 24, 2008, 09:57:29
matched Catballou's eyes, she
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 24, 2008, 10:03:38
had serious liver disease
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 24, 2008, 10:33:14
caused by all the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 24, 2008, 10:49:30
late night drinking and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on October 24, 2008, 12:00:37
hamster fornication. As well
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 24, 2008, 15:14:42
as repeated attempts at
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on October 24, 2008, 16:40:15
the bike test and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 24, 2008, 21:59:49
failed miserably, but sometimes
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on October 24, 2008, 22:21:35
dreams of success at
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 25, 2008, 18:11:05
world tiddlywinks and county
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on October 25, 2008, 18:14:37
fair eating competition which....
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Anonymous on October 25, 2008, 20:07:34
makes her eyes bulge
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on October 25, 2008, 20:46:00
just thinking about that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on October 25, 2008, 22:33:54
and all the money....
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 26, 2008, 08:49:56
that should be spent
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 26, 2008, 10:58:01
on Beer, beer, beer!
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 26, 2008, 16:12:05
is all they make
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 28, 2008, 21:07:23
in the Kronenburg mountains



I got bored waiting for the next line  :grin:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on October 28, 2008, 23:09:13
, mmmm, kronenburg, said the....
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 28, 2008, 23:10:59
lager guzzling southern softie
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: timberwolf on October 30, 2008, 21:32:24
while beating northern numpty..... :neen:     :grin:  :grin:  :grin:  :grin:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 30, 2008, 21:33:52
with mushy peas and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: timberwolf on October 30, 2008, 21:38:57
a bloody balm cake
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 30, 2008, 22:14:39
which held a brick
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 30, 2008, 23:26:40
which the northerners pronounced
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Neville on October 31, 2008, 08:16:30
To be their leader!
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on October 31, 2008, 08:20:15
enabled them to rise
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Herbie on October 31, 2008, 08:42:46
out of the swamp lol
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on October 31, 2008, 09:12:07
and learn to speak
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 31, 2008, 09:57:05
PROPER  :grin:  the softies then
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on October 31, 2008, 10:44:50
had a chip on their....
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 31, 2008, 10:47:01
shoulder because they are
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: timberwolf on October 31, 2008, 11:31:11
closer to the french.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 31, 2008, 12:06:16
who are dirty little
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 01, 2008, 21:10:58
scoundrals, cowards to boot


Do I need to keep doing it myself  :GRR:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: VstromDan1000 on November 01, 2008, 21:22:03
avec de belles femmes
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 01, 2008, 21:23:36
who dance at the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on November 02, 2008, 19:57:30
top of the stairs
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 02, 2008, 20:21:15
,pigeon fanciers and ferrets
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 02, 2008, 21:12:42
live near me, and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 02, 2008, 21:15:40
that sums it up
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: timberwolf on November 02, 2008, 21:37:26
and then, along came
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 02, 2008, 21:50:51
a man wearing a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 02, 2008, 22:25:53
basque & stockings, Brenda
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 02, 2008, 22:53:28
said "who's that then"?
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 02, 2008, 22:59:55
to the mirror in
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 03, 2008, 08:30:33
Catballou's house which was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 03, 2008, 08:56:07
very untidy because she
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 03, 2008, 09:02:44
was sorting her collection
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 03, 2008, 09:59:57
Adult literature, she usually
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Neville on November 03, 2008, 10:05:08
hid this with her
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 03, 2008, 10:08:14
leather, fur lined, sequinned
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 03, 2008, 10:10:40
duffle coat, it's cold
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 03, 2008, 10:23:13
in the North
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 03, 2008, 10:25:02
polar bears and penguins
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 03, 2008, 10:28:48
wouldn't be seen dead
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 03, 2008, 10:30:23
in Chester zoo, it's
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 03, 2008, 10:32:09
too far n.orth and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 03, 2008, 12:27:48
they aren't good enough
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 03, 2008, 13:48:31
to be southern folk  :neen:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 03, 2008, 15:02:34
dancers, more destined to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on November 03, 2008, 20:39:42
drop the ball and....
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 03, 2008, 23:05:29
cry like a girl  :neen:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on November 04, 2008, 21:24:09
friend with no money
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 04, 2008, 21:34:21
for shoes and handbags  ###
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 04, 2008, 21:42:09
and other useless junk
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 04, 2008, 21:43:30
like givi screens and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on November 04, 2008, 21:44:21
big loud horns which....
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 04, 2008, 21:45:19
scare Panda Bear Cubs
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 04, 2008, 21:46:19
that's useful in Wales
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 04, 2008, 21:51:13
because Pandas are everywhere
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 04, 2008, 21:52:36
that Brunstron again, lets
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 06, 2008, 16:37:44
sort him on Saturday
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 06, 2008, 17:07:09
that is fighting talk
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 06, 2008, 17:48:23
said the drunken sailor
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 06, 2008, 18:05:23
to the penguin sculpture
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 06, 2008, 18:09:06
which promptly melted and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 06, 2008, 18:14:31
turned into a large
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 06, 2008, 18:19:06
puddle, good job I'm
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 06, 2008, 19:28:50
allergic to melted Penguins   :shock:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 06, 2008, 20:30:13
and sourtherners, but sometimes
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 06, 2008, 20:51:00
Northerners can spell Southerners
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 06, 2008, 20:53:35
(got it right 1st time  :grin:  :grin:  :grin: )

But why should they
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 06, 2008, 22:49:16
if they can't even
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Herbie on November 07, 2008, 09:12:45
afford to buy a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 07, 2008, 10:06:52
camel from a Bedouin
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 07, 2008, 10:08:06
Sailor called Gerry, he
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 07, 2008, 10:11:20
liked to ride it
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on November 07, 2008, 22:23:45
to within an inch
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 07, 2008, 23:51:47
of the double white
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Herbie on November 08, 2008, 05:53:38
lines he snorted up
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 08, 2008, 07:04:05
his bulbous hairy nose
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 08, 2008, 21:00:27
Women find those very
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 09, 2008, 00:45:26
on most blokes over
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on November 09, 2008, 13:01:39
the hill and far
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: timberwolf on November 09, 2008, 13:23:23
along the camel trail
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 09, 2008, 15:11:02
beacause they're desperate for
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: timberwolf on November 09, 2008, 17:51:45
a darn good spanking
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Neville on November 09, 2008, 18:03:42
followed by some pootang
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 09, 2008, 21:54:45
in most men's dreams




(I actually had to look that word up  :oops:   ... the sheltered convent education I received)
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 09, 2008, 22:12:47
which includes deepthroat and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 09, 2008, 22:14:06
other 70s  movies, bought
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 09, 2008, 22:14:48
in plain brown wrapping
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 09, 2008, 22:16:01
delivered to your door
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 09, 2008, 22:17:51
when the wife is
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 09, 2008, 22:20:36
unaware of the purchase
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 09, 2008, 22:42:04
although she starred in
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 10, 2008, 08:18:02
Loads of top shelf
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Neville on November 10, 2008, 08:26:57
rip roaring Viz mags
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 10, 2008, 08:31:23
I believe she was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: timberwolf on November 10, 2008, 10:38:36
naked, with a whip :shag:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 10, 2008, 10:40:46
and cfm heels, which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: timberwolf on November 10, 2008, 10:46:09
made andy squeal, and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 10, 2008, 11:00:40
amused the mrs greatly
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Herbie on November 10, 2008, 12:19:48
until the Police arrived
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 10, 2008, 12:21:50
with their big black
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Neville on November 10, 2008, 12:35:19
rubber things that looked
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 10, 2008, 15:25:47
very dangerous for little
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on November 11, 2008, 21:55:04
chavs to play with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 12, 2008, 08:12:22
in their burberry hats
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on November 12, 2008, 08:15:02
and their Glaswegian smiles (no teeth)
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Herbie on November 12, 2008, 11:34:53
and Croydon face lifts!

(scraped back hair and pony tail - in case you are wondering!)
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 12, 2008, 14:28:09
Quote from: "Herbie"
and Croydon face lifts!

(scraped back hair and pony tail - in case you are wondering!)

I was  :grin:

with Elizabeth Duke jewellery
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 13, 2008, 17:37:59
which was nicked from


bored again  :grin:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on November 13, 2008, 18:43:01
Argos one wintery night
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on November 13, 2008, 23:00:29
in the depth of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 13, 2008, 23:02:07
despair, that's down south
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Herbie on November 14, 2008, 08:36:44
Yorkshire way where all
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Neville on November 14, 2008, 08:40:13
the Lancashire girls go
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on November 14, 2008, 09:07:07
for a really good
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 14, 2008, 09:22:30
laugh at the tight
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Herbie on November 14, 2008, 09:38:02
Harlepool monkey hangers who
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 14, 2008, 09:54:53
repeatedly bash their small
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Herbie on November 14, 2008, 10:40:16
hirsute primate friends into
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Neville on November 14, 2008, 11:02:22
law abiding northern folk
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 14, 2008, 16:02:35
sometimes it's hard because
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on November 19, 2008, 14:49:08
that's what happens when
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 19, 2008, 16:45:43
uneducated types try to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: timberwolf on November 19, 2008, 17:13:27
run the bloody country. :neen:  :neen:  :neen:  :neen:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 19, 2008, 17:57:00
Bring back Saint Margaret  :twisted:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 22, 2008, 16:56:47
to rule the world
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 02, 2008, 15:07:48
Because women are better  :grin:



I'm still bored  :grin:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Herbie on December 03, 2008, 09:48:07
being instructed by men :grin:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 03, 2008, 11:06:57
in the fine art
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Herbie on December 04, 2008, 13:05:22
of shopping and cleaning
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 04, 2008, 13:09:43
out men's wallets daily
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on December 04, 2008, 13:30:20
in order to make
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 04, 2008, 13:33:26
their humiliation complete and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Neville on December 04, 2008, 13:36:41
yet still remain subserviant
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 04, 2008, 13:37:25
doing everything they're told
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: encompassdrummer on December 09, 2008, 00:45:37
and speaking when spoken
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 09, 2008, 08:07:10
to, like good little
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom Charlie on December 18, 2008, 00:34:04
cabana boys should and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 18, 2008, 08:00:55
sometimes don't charge much
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Herbie on February 20, 2009, 23:02:02
to restart this topic :grin:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on February 21, 2009, 09:45:39
here we go again
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Peter on February 21, 2009, 19:07:14
Ladyboys of Thialand unite
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 22, 2009, 08:28:02
in a glorious competition
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on February 22, 2009, 14:13:44
of raising the postings
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on February 22, 2009, 15:02:20
and generally lowering the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on February 22, 2009, 15:59:00
tone to an almost
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on February 22, 2009, 17:05:41
gutter level, much like
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 23, 2009, 12:44:50
Andy’s daily musings on
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Herbie on February 23, 2009, 13:05:17
life, universe and everything
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on February 23, 2009, 15:12:10
and nothing but forever
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on February 23, 2009, 23:18:21
remains optimistic and maybe
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 24, 2009, 12:09:49
in a galaxy far
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Herbie on February 24, 2009, 12:37:58
away from a Starbucks
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 24, 2009, 15:46:06
grande mocha latte with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on February 24, 2009, 15:55:30
Strawberry jam and mayonaise
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 25, 2009, 08:57:43
tartlets, really tasty little
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on February 25, 2009, 16:19:29
nibbles on a smooth
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 25, 2009, 17:45:43
well rounded rump, which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on February 25, 2009, 19:23:54
has spots and warts
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on February 25, 2009, 19:59:40
and a bad case
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 25, 2009, 20:10:24
corked cheap merlot that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on February 25, 2009, 20:32:38
emited a terrible aroma
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on February 25, 2009, 21:27:05
of a sturday night
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 25, 2009, 21:35:27
beer and vomit down
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Stumpy on February 25, 2009, 23:27:07
the front of her
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on February 26, 2009, 00:14:00
birthday suit which didn't
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Stumpy on February 26, 2009, 07:10:15
stain too badly, or
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 26, 2009, 13:32:26
wrinkle badly, strange because
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on February 26, 2009, 14:38:10
it was a full moon
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 26, 2009, 15:14:15
on Monday, the time
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on February 26, 2009, 15:52:01
when most weirdo's are
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Herbie on February 26, 2009, 17:35:44
surfing Vstrom.co.uk
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on February 26, 2009, 17:37:04
or v-strom.co.uk
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on February 26, 2009, 19:02:18
for possible free glimpses....
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 26, 2009, 19:37:20
of dirty laundry that's
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on February 26, 2009, 19:46:39
sometimes a little stained
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on February 26, 2009, 20:13:41
and jaded to the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 26, 2009, 20:37:43
casual onlooker, Tom usually
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on February 26, 2009, 21:13:20
sniffed and licked it
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on February 26, 2009, 21:39:14
which was a talent
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on February 27, 2009, 07:50:43
that he shared with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on February 27, 2009, 10:03:52
a Kangaroo named George
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on February 27, 2009, 11:14:55
who was from the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on February 27, 2009, 11:45:11
North so he
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 27, 2009, 13:06:27
was very friendly and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: screech on February 27, 2009, 13:54:29
loved Newcastle Brown Ale
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 27, 2009, 14:06:18
with lime and a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on February 27, 2009, 14:43:29
swift little dance that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on February 27, 2009, 15:22:34
like his accent, nobody
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 27, 2009, 19:33:42
could help liking, sometimes
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on February 27, 2009, 19:35:24
the voice are too
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on February 27, 2009, 19:59:29
loud he said to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on February 28, 2009, 00:28:04
the northern gibberish interpretor
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 28, 2009, 19:11:59
a drunken welshman called
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Stumpy on February 28, 2009, 21:10:54
Dai said "I can't ...
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on February 28, 2009, 22:20:23
play Rugby despite my
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Stumpy on February 28, 2009, 22:36:36
funny shaped balls.  Anyway,
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on March 01, 2009, 00:50:07
that makes me more
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on March 01, 2009, 07:23:22
attractive to the sheep
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 01, 2009, 07:59:50
and pit ponies, some
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on March 01, 2009, 11:45:45
of which are not
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on March 01, 2009, 12:13:10
always wearing make up
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on March 01, 2009, 12:34:49
when on the pull
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 01, 2009, 15:03:55
Meanwhile Malcolm the vet
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on March 01, 2009, 15:09:27
who had a thing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on March 01, 2009, 15:32:54
for putting his arm
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 01, 2009, 18:35:53
where the sun doesn't
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on March 01, 2009, 19:43:54
shine in the grim
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on March 02, 2009, 00:01:09
region some may call
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 02, 2009, 07:10:46
London, where soft Southern
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on March 02, 2009, 08:13:04
fried chicken is taken
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on March 02, 2009, 08:31:57
as payment for services
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Herbie on March 02, 2009, 09:09:51
translating for northerners who
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on March 02, 2009, 09:11:58
are historically southern who

(when did this turn into North Vs. Grim South.... lol  lol )
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on March 02, 2009, 09:15:34
did a deal with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 02, 2009, 10:26:24
the banker, times were
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on March 02, 2009, 11:08:36
tough, the economy had
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 02, 2009, 12:18:17
all but imploded when
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Herbie on March 02, 2009, 20:40:11
the Banana Splits reformed :clap:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on March 02, 2009, 21:24:43
on the muppet show
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Post by: Catballou on March 03, 2009, 13:02:26
Kermit was bravely smooching
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Post by: Stumpy on March 03, 2009, 13:05:07
Gonzo, and Dr. Teeth
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Post by: badger 1050 on March 04, 2009, 06:09:22
when miss piggy went
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 04, 2009, 11:01:09
beserk, as she usually
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Post by: badger 1050 on March 04, 2009, 19:42:40
enjoy's watching kermit with
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Post by: Stumpy on March 04, 2009, 20:11:05
Fozzie Bear stuck right
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: rosstrom on March 04, 2009, 20:50:07
the middle with you
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 05, 2009, 12:13:17
2, Bono sang another
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on March 05, 2009, 14:36:44
chorus of nellie the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 05, 2009, 18:22:18
lass with the biggest
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on March 05, 2009, 21:14:07
skirt to cover the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 06, 2009, 08:25:05
oversized member stuck in
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Post by: badger 1050 on March 06, 2009, 09:36:03
where the sun doesn't
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Post by: Herbie on March 06, 2009, 13:09:52
get sold for 20p
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 06, 2009, 14:36:52
It's free if she
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Herbie on March 06, 2009, 16:02:35
opened at page 3
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on March 06, 2009, 16:16:26
Opening is important, especially
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 07, 2009, 04:53:37
when going through doors
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on March 07, 2009, 06:55:17
on a dl 1000
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 07, 2009, 11:12:30
in sunshine yelow, sickly
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on March 07, 2009, 21:34:53
wetsuit which is admired
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on March 07, 2009, 21:42:04
by certain women members
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 08, 2009, 11:57:48
when they've drunk vodka
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 08, 2009, 15:48:04
and coffee flavoured tea
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on March 08, 2009, 16:13:02
and smoked roll ups
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 09, 2009, 08:17:59
those special ones that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 09, 2009, 14:25:03
make living more colourful..... :)))
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 09, 2009, 14:41:53
and the :grin:  world dances
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 09, 2009, 18:33:30
to the sound of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on March 09, 2009, 20:23:45
pink floyd and hendrix
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 10, 2009, 08:40:12
The aroma of Patchouli
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 10, 2009, 08:43:14
and the smokey haze
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 10, 2009, 12:29:31
made hiding quite easy
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 10, 2009, 13:13:53
cos EVERYONE was watching  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 10, 2009, 15:08:05
reruns of the Fonz
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 11, 2009, 13:15:50
:thumb: Heee eeee eeee eeeey  :thumb:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 11, 2009, 18:01:31
AND THE GIRLS SWOONED
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 12, 2009, 05:31:04
as Andy walked in
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on March 12, 2009, 07:53:11
because his feet stank
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 12, 2009, 12:46:32
Like old Italian cheese
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on March 12, 2009, 18:34:10
which had been inserted
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 12, 2009, 20:18:21
sideways into a rather
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Herbie on March 12, 2009, 21:31:13
large smelly pavement pizza
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on March 13, 2009, 10:29:42
which as everyone knows
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 13, 2009, 11:24:37
plays havoc with the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 13, 2009, 13:32:44
irritable bowels suffered by
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 14, 2009, 04:58:17
the Amazonion tree warbler
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 14, 2009, 10:44:50
which flies the nest
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 14, 2009, 11:49:12
in search of a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 14, 2009, 17:56:00
rare and very expensive
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 15, 2009, 04:54:52
Gucci handbag for the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on March 15, 2009, 06:52:26
to crap on BMW's
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 15, 2009, 07:14:32
as they pass by
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Post by: badger 1050 on March 15, 2009, 18:13:17
ridden by bearded old
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Post by: Fat Rat on March 15, 2009, 23:45:52
women from Preston, they
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 16, 2009, 04:55:50
love to straddle a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 16, 2009, 12:18:15
sportsbike, given the chance
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 17, 2009, 04:47:11
there's no hedges around..... :limp:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on March 17, 2009, 07:57:24
because they jump out
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 17, 2009, 09:30:10
when she's checking'r lippy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 17, 2009, 09:59:46
and puckering up for
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 17, 2009, 17:16:51
a smooch with....(http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:sYWhq2shkD_qMM:http://www.petersontuners)
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 17, 2009, 19:35:53
over my dead body
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on March 17, 2009, 20:08:57
which was left laying
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 17, 2009, 20:35:00
under a large oak
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on March 17, 2009, 20:35:29
dressed in wet celery
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 17, 2009, 20:36:52
and salad cream, because
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Herbie on March 17, 2009, 21:49:26
worms detested vinigrette dressing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 18, 2009, 04:51:22
up as a woman. His
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on March 18, 2009, 06:46:34
fishnet stockings snagged on
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Post by: Catballou on March 18, 2009, 07:09:49
the footpegs as he
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 18, 2009, 08:06:10
unscrewed his wooden leg
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Post by: Catballou on March 18, 2009, 09:08:42
and toppled over, the
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 18, 2009, 09:38:13
moral of the story
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on March 18, 2009, 10:49:45
is lubricate well before
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 18, 2009, 12:05:33
puting the lights out
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Post by: Catballou on March 18, 2009, 12:08:29
As you can't be
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on March 18, 2009, 17:48:47
expected to penetrate without
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on March 18, 2009, 18:48:48
being flat on her
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 18, 2009, 22:47:25
behind, every good man
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 19, 2009, 04:50:31
is an easy woman....... :shock:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 19, 2009, 12:23:17
Who doesn't ever nag






(well this is a story  :grin: )
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on March 19, 2009, 15:29:24
when he goes riding
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 19, 2009, 15:57:02
some Donkey to the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on March 19, 2009, 19:31:39
gay pride welsh party
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Post by: Catballou on March 20, 2009, 12:40:19
taking place in August
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 20, 2009, 12:53:23
and so Faggot Blossom
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 20, 2009, 12:55:04
(Andy's other name) was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on March 20, 2009, 17:49:19
placed above the door
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 20, 2009, 17:56:37
to remind others that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on March 20, 2009, 21:11:39
bad things go on
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 20, 2009, 21:25:41
however, Enid Puceflange said
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on March 20, 2009, 22:04:25
the Welsh descend from
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 21, 2009, 04:58:15
the Wooga Booga tribe
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on March 21, 2009, 10:43:40
who are also related
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 21, 2009, 10:49:43
To the Fucarwee Indians
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 21, 2009, 15:48:15
and not many people
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 21, 2009, 17:17:43
know about them because
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on March 21, 2009, 17:36:56
they live in long
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Post by: Catballou on March 21, 2009, 17:57:20
island, and we hate
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on March 21, 2009, 18:31:49
Blancmange, Frogs Legs and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 21, 2009, 18:48:36
wet celery, sometimes used
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on March 21, 2009, 19:42:22
as a marital aid
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 22, 2009, 09:52:26
by people over 41
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on March 22, 2009, 10:24:39
stone because they can't
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on March 22, 2009, 14:06:43
use a normal trapeze
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 22, 2009, 15:49:10
specially built swings, reinforced
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on March 22, 2009, 16:54:56
light fittings to swing
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Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 22, 2009, 18:00:33
a cat from. Meanwhile
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Post by: Catballou on March 22, 2009, 20:16:23
back in reality, a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 23, 2009, 04:55:53
long beaked guppy fish
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 23, 2009, 09:22:47
bit into a mermaid's
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on March 23, 2009, 11:29:26
fish smelling, wet slimy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 23, 2009, 12:35:20
tail, which caused a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 27, 2009, 20:14:48
big splash at the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on March 29, 2009, 10:50:58
aquarium. While everyone was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 29, 2009, 11:20:12
out riding today, sunny
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on March 31, 2009, 11:40:02
and Cher also had
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 31, 2009, 11:59:30
a secret passion for
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on March 31, 2009, 17:33:51
2 up on a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on March 31, 2009, 19:42:53
very large and sweaty
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 31, 2009, 22:30:26
HOD CARRIER, WHO WORE
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on April 01, 2009, 17:04:57
stockings and high heels
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on April 01, 2009, 22:00:29
at the weekend, when
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Post by: Piglumps on April 01, 2009, 22:02:46
MPs paid for his
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on April 01, 2009, 22:06:51
extras.. such as a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on April 02, 2009, 15:09:02
porn channel and kleenex
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on April 02, 2009, 20:20:19
while the wife goes
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on April 02, 2009, 20:32:40
to get kebab and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on April 03, 2009, 08:55:33
claims it on expenses
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on April 04, 2009, 22:31:07
as well as the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on April 05, 2009, 07:58:46
fat fisherwoman who cleans
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on April 05, 2009, 12:23:55
her kipper in the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on April 06, 2009, 22:52:54
bidet although she has
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 07, 2009, 17:47:16
'nobby stiles' like grapefruits
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on April 07, 2009, 21:27:42
a feature that she
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on April 07, 2009, 23:38:55
regularly displays at weddings
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Piglumps on April 08, 2009, 05:25:11
to the bewilderment of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 08, 2009, 06:45:11
all the smoked haddock
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on April 08, 2009, 11:58:09
wearing Bridesmaids who travelled
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on April 08, 2009, 12:33:04
from the South of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 08, 2009, 17:24:52
Milton Keynes travelling by
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on April 08, 2009, 19:06:27
magic onion rings, which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on April 08, 2009, 19:50:54
made you burp,  goblins
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on April 09, 2009, 07:09:27
also had problems with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on April 09, 2009, 07:18:36
the 7 smelly dwarfs
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on April 09, 2009, 09:40:37
who were Northerners and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on April 09, 2009, 10:46:18
from France, where they
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on April 09, 2009, 17:23:00
eat garlic and play
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on April 09, 2009, 20:37:06
with their boules, or
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on April 10, 2009, 07:03:38
or other peoples which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 11, 2009, 07:51:41
makes their fingers smell
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on April 11, 2009, 08:47:15
only because they didn't
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Piglumps on April 11, 2009, 09:06:56
scoop poop pre match!
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 11, 2009, 09:59:51
forcing them to use
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on April 11, 2009, 10:49:57
marigold's finest pink rubber
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on April 11, 2009, 15:45:14
as a safeguard to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Piglumps on April 11, 2009, 17:29:05
prevent an invasion of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on April 11, 2009, 18:26:12
little white mites which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on April 11, 2009, 20:17:31
might or might not
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on April 11, 2009, 21:30:03
run around in short
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on April 11, 2009, 22:00:04
tight jockeys with their
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on April 12, 2009, 15:08:15
mighty mites' muscle mesmerising
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on April 12, 2009, 21:10:48
innocent young women who
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on April 12, 2009, 23:11:50
spit and not swallow
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on April 13, 2009, 19:17:53
because it causes cancer

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/Hello/health/6639461.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/Hello/health/6639461.stm)
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on April 13, 2009, 20:43:52
that's news she said
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on April 13, 2009, 20:59:14
with a raucous laugh
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on April 13, 2009, 22:22:07
that sent shivers through
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on April 14, 2009, 07:00:47
that woke the dead
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on April 14, 2009, 12:20:30
Hamster, Freddie Star had
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 14, 2009, 15:13:55
eaten earlier with some
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on April 14, 2009, 20:13:12
radishes and heinz beans
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 16, 2009, 17:37:40
with a side order
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on April 17, 2009, 09:06:15
sarcasm and humour, normally
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 17, 2009, 18:38:15
associated with those of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on April 18, 2009, 08:43:23
a much higher intellect
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on May 06, 2009, 17:27:50
called Dave was walking
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on May 06, 2009, 19:55:29
on eggshells when  he
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on May 06, 2009, 21:53:24
arrived home with a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on May 06, 2009, 21:55:36
yellow strom for his
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on May 06, 2009, 22:31:17
aging grandfather, his arthritis
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on May 07, 2009, 06:01:07
ridden snake was no
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on May 07, 2009, 10:04:50
thing to write home
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on May 07, 2009, 17:10:12
with, pens are better
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on May 08, 2009, 07:54:40
for picking your nose
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on May 09, 2009, 06:44:04
before leaping with dexterity
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on May 09, 2009, 07:33:33
but landing badly, twisting
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on May 09, 2009, 07:38:19
the young lady round
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on May 09, 2009, 10:10:50
the maypole sited in
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on May 10, 2009, 10:35:55
the middle of the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on May 11, 2009, 17:25:04
the local cricket green
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on May 12, 2009, 06:39:50
which had an enormous
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on May 12, 2009, 14:16:27
gates, which led to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on May 12, 2009, 15:39:22
the very grim north
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on May 12, 2009, 18:37:11
London, people there were
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on May 12, 2009, 21:45:38
conspicuous by their lack
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Herbie on May 12, 2009, 21:59:47
of straw chewing yokells
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on May 12, 2009, 22:31:43
aunts and uncles of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on September 09, 2009, 14:33:26
the pussy cat dolls


*bump*   I'm very bored at work today
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on September 09, 2009, 14:39:54
who were bored today
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: badger 1050 on September 09, 2009, 15:56:14
watching lewis lose again
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on September 09, 2009, 16:30:44
at skalextric, he sulked
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on September 09, 2009, 17:40:57
as it's spelt Scalextric!
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on September 09, 2009, 17:52:05
but she was dyslexic
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on September 09, 2009, 18:38:22
sometimes it's pronounced STUPID
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on September 09, 2009, 18:48:17
and sometimes people are  really really really sorrry they insulted their friends
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oops that was 3 turns  :grin:

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and  sometimes men are
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on September 09, 2009, 19:30:33
Sorry, I meant to type THICKY but I'm dix, dicks, well you know  lol
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on September 09, 2009, 22:17:25
Quote from: "Andy V-Strom"
Sorry, I meant to type THICKY but I'm dix, dicks, well you know  lol


yep you are a dick  :grin:  :grin:


and now because I have another long boring day at work lets start again


and the four words are ....................................

cupid, who usually fired
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on September 10, 2009, 22:50:19
arrows that would land
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on September 10, 2009, 23:05:01
upside down in jelly
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on September 10, 2009, 23:55:26
shaped like two firm
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on September 11, 2009, 00:31:14
Antelopes, both lookimg like
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on September 11, 2009, 01:08:05
they were really horny
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on September 11, 2009, 01:31:10
when along came elvis
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on September 11, 2009, 01:56:53
and his pelvic thrust
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on September 11, 2009, 03:30:53
and fried banana sandwich :-x
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Post by: Catballou on September 11, 2009, 07:34:21
the smell of it
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Post by: dogpuf on September 11, 2009, 10:13:42
made monkeys everywhere get
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Post by: Catballou on September 11, 2009, 10:15:50
quite excited, they started
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Post by: derbex on September 11, 2009, 13:28:49
to have a teaparty
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Post by: Fat Rat on September 11, 2009, 13:47:43
with Hitler and Jesus
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Post by: Catballou on September 11, 2009, 14:13:12
performing an unspeakable act
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Post by: Fat Rat on September 11, 2009, 14:14:54
with a Teddy Bear
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Post by: Catballou on September 11, 2009, 14:17:03
and a cumberland sausage
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on September 11, 2009, 16:51:56
When cupid suddenly cried
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Post by: Catballou on September 11, 2009, 18:05:24
STOP ! in the name
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on September 11, 2009, 18:23:45
Of Buddah,  that sausage
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Post by: GrandadsV on October 22, 2009, 21:47:13
should really be organic
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Post by: Catballou on October 23, 2009, 08:19:07
and german too, smelling
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Post by: 2112 on October 23, 2009, 13:12:58
Slightly of blue cheese
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Post by: Catballou on October 23, 2009, 14:30:41
and salty to boot
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Post by: Fat Rat on October 23, 2009, 22:20:23
bone idle postal workers
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on October 24, 2009, 00:11:58
wanted to join in
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Post by: Catballou on October 24, 2009, 06:58:34
the party but Andy
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Post by: 2112 on October 24, 2009, 07:16:10
Had forgot to lick
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Post by: Catballou on October 24, 2009, 13:35:54
the very big flap
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on October 24, 2009, 14:52:39
that became curled when
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Post by: 2112 on October 24, 2009, 17:15:37
subjected to moisture, meaning
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Post by: Catballou on October 25, 2009, 07:01:46
it was useless, similarly
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Post by: 2112 on October 25, 2009, 14:24:09
it was no good for
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Post by: Catballou on October 25, 2009, 14:31:53
blinging up the bike
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on October 25, 2009, 17:36:09
which the postal workers
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Post by: Catballou on October 25, 2009, 19:15:50
rode on sunny Sundays
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Post by: 2112 on October 29, 2009, 17:02:19
sadly this led to
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Post by: Sven on October 29, 2009, 20:27:40
a bad case of
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Post by: Catballou on October 29, 2009, 20:37:03
camel toe, certain creams
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on October 29, 2009, 22:24:28
that must be rubbed
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Post by: Sven on October 30, 2009, 19:46:57
all over the camel
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on October 30, 2009, 23:11:24
were forgotten in the
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Post by: 2112 on October 31, 2009, 07:04:06
haste to mount the
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Post by: Catballou on October 31, 2009, 07:51:47
Photograph in a frame
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Post by: 2112 on October 31, 2009, 09:21:10
resulting in a badly
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Post by: Catballou on October 31, 2009, 10:44:32
decorated dining room, food
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Post by: 2112 on October 31, 2009, 16:12:42
flung in all directions
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Post by: Catballou on October 31, 2009, 18:33:12
which stuck to every
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Post by: Sven on October 31, 2009, 19:48:56
thing except the penguin's
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on October 31, 2009, 23:10:11
right flipper, which had
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Post by: 2112 on November 01, 2009, 09:13:27
A barnacle the size
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Post by: Sven on November 01, 2009, 09:34:18
of Isle of Wight
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Post by: Catballou on November 01, 2009, 10:41:03
or a small town
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Post by: Sven on November 01, 2009, 12:02:00
in Wales called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
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Post by: 2112 on November 01, 2009, 14:04:38
which the postman could
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Post by: Beerbelly on November 01, 2009, 17:57:23
deliver letters to, besides
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 01, 2009, 21:22:37
Barbarella the unfortunate penguin
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Post by: Catballou on November 01, 2009, 22:22:43
Was sitting on piles
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Post by: Sven on November 02, 2009, 16:54:27
which the doctor said
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Post by: 2112 on November 02, 2009, 17:47:25
would need to be
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Post by: Sven on November 02, 2009, 17:51:21
removed with a big
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Post by: Catballou on November 02, 2009, 17:54:47
Tool, which must be
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on November 02, 2009, 18:00:12
lubricated well before insertion
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Post by: Beerbelly on November 02, 2009, 18:22:55
up the poop chute
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Post by: 2112 on November 02, 2009, 19:45:25
causing the eyes to
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 03, 2009, 00:50:39
water profusely. Barbarella didn't
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Post by: Catballou on November 03, 2009, 09:19:44
usually object but Fritz
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 03, 2009, 12:05:44
the short sighted doctor
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Post by: Catballou on November 03, 2009, 12:06:58
always had problems getting
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Post by: Sven on November 03, 2009, 12:20:15
it up so instead
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 03, 2009, 12:20:57
he phoned a friend
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on November 03, 2009, 12:24:37
Quentin the pink elephant,
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Post by: Catballou on November 03, 2009, 12:28:47
who packed his trunk
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Post by: Sven on November 03, 2009, 12:34:02
full of slimy green
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Post by: 2112 on November 03, 2009, 17:35:39
grass from a pasture
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Post by: Catballou on November 03, 2009, 23:35:46
which led to the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 04, 2009, 02:32:21
doctor asking Quentin if
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 04, 2009, 06:54:53
he was gay as
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Post by: Catballou on November 04, 2009, 10:55:41
the yellow strom rider
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Post by: 2112 on November 04, 2009, 17:23:58
but nothing was that
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Post by: Catballou on November 05, 2009, 08:51:01
disgusting, so instead he
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pembo5 on November 05, 2009, 17:08:54
turned and quick as
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Post by: 2112 on November 05, 2009, 17:34:33
a flash he burst
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Post by: Catballou on November 05, 2009, 17:36:52
into flames, just as
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Beerbelly on November 05, 2009, 17:54:02
a passing fireman with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on November 05, 2009, 18:02:36
a really big hose
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Post by: 2112 on November 05, 2009, 18:26:25
let rip covering the
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Post by: Sven on November 05, 2009, 20:52:48
entire body with sticky
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 06, 2009, 00:34:36
maple syrup, which had
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Post by: Dedy on November 06, 2009, 01:01:06
just been squeezed from
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Piglumps on November 06, 2009, 06:46:47
a large angry spot
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Post by: 2112 on November 06, 2009, 07:02:35
on the backside of
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Post by: Catballou on November 06, 2009, 08:27:22
Debbie, from Dallas who
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 06, 2009, 11:30:19
had been doing a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 06, 2009, 11:44:02
video promotion in Scunthorpe
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on November 06, 2009, 18:17:03
about people in leather
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Dedy on November 06, 2009, 18:37:06
who also liked chains
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Post by: Sven on November 06, 2009, 19:17:08
and motorbikes but who
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 06, 2009, 19:33:07
made do with stroms  :grin:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on November 06, 2009, 22:19:44
felt content at the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 07, 2009, 06:31:23
women's institute jam making
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Post by: 2112 on November 07, 2009, 08:47:48
contest, but ruled out
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 07, 2009, 16:58:33
banging the president because
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 07, 2009, 18:23:46
the president's little caucus
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Post by: Catballou on November 08, 2009, 02:58:14
couldn't win an election
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 08, 2009, 09:01:04
never mind a jam
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Post by: pembo5 on November 08, 2009, 21:28:20
roly-poly. It always
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on November 08, 2009, 22:46:59
seemed to rain in
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 09, 2009, 07:08:40
Lancashire  :neen: but sunny elsewhere
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Post by: Catballou on November 09, 2009, 09:37:19
Quote from: "2112"
Lancashire :neen: but sunny elsewhere
:GRR:  :GRR:  :GRR:

Though hail and snow
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Post by: Sven on November 09, 2009, 10:34:19
until he reached Preston
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on November 09, 2009, 17:29:59
then he realised that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 09, 2009, 18:11:42
the penguin was missing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on November 09, 2009, 18:26:47
all of his fingers
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on November 09, 2009, 21:03:37
which made picking his
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on November 09, 2009, 22:18:47
nose more difficult than
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 09, 2009, 23:22:49
saying size doesn't matter
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 10, 2009, 00:02:24
to a bloke with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 10, 2009, 08:42:06
A complex about it
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on November 10, 2009, 09:42:48
but everybody knows that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 10, 2009, 16:04:57
a penguin can live
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Post by: Pimp my Bike on November 10, 2009, 21:09:36
in a zoo and
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Post by: Beerbelly on November 10, 2009, 21:24:32
pick nose with toes
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 10, 2009, 23:14:56
from a helpful gibbon
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Post by: 2112 on November 11, 2009, 17:35:35
providing the gibbon has
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Post by: Fat Rat on November 11, 2009, 21:46:20
wet celery and stepladders
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Post by: 2112 on November 12, 2009, 06:48:58
to help cover the
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Post by: Catballou on November 12, 2009, 09:58:16
Myriad of tastes that
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Post by: Sven on November 12, 2009, 11:22:55
were left when he
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Post by: Catballou on November 12, 2009, 12:37:24
ate the forbidden fruit
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Post by: 2112 on November 12, 2009, 17:23:09
dipped in marmite and
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Post by: GrandadsV on November 12, 2009, 20:34:41
fishpaste remindered him of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 12, 2009, 21:55:41
Fanny, his grandmother who
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 12, 2009, 23:23:22
had a smelly minge
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 13, 2009, 02:16:14
that no amount of
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Post by: Catballou on November 13, 2009, 08:40:23
Salty douches could cure



I can't believe I wrote that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 13, 2009, 10:59:09
never mind a good
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 13, 2009, 11:21:33
Roger, the local proctologist
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 13, 2009, 17:15:14
who would have a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Eric The Viking on November 13, 2009, 18:40:18
day off every week
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on November 13, 2009, 18:50:56
to see to Fanny
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 13, 2009, 22:21:52
by gaslight, she was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 14, 2009, 01:44:22
going to have a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 14, 2009, 06:55:24
large boil removed from
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Post by: Catballou on November 14, 2009, 07:15:49
her husband, it was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Beerbelly on November 14, 2009, 14:29:12
glowing in  the dark
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Post by: Eric The Viking on November 14, 2009, 15:17:19
corner of the room
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Post by: 2112 on November 14, 2009, 15:43:51
throbbing away like a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Beerbelly on November 14, 2009, 21:05:36
big wobbly throbbing thing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Pimp my Bike on November 14, 2009, 21:47:40
Wobbling and throbbing away
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 14, 2009, 22:40:57
giving good vibrations to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 15, 2009, 00:01:31
the family of hedgehogs
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Post by: Catballou on November 15, 2009, 10:05:25
asleep for the winter
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on November 15, 2009, 15:45:10
when the rabbit said
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 15, 2009, 17:17:51
will you get that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on November 15, 2009, 19:03:04
didgeridoo out of my
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 15, 2009, 19:52:45
whilst I see to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 15, 2009, 21:51:27
the mess that those
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 16, 2009, 08:56:19
boys made spanking the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 16, 2009, 12:21:58
the monkey :shock: , that had
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 16, 2009, 14:28:59
spoken badly dubbed chinese
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 16, 2009, 17:09:18
trying to translate the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Beerbelly on November 16, 2009, 20:10:09
我不知道
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Post by: Eric The Viking on November 16, 2009, 20:28:52
into some form of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 16, 2009, 20:56:24
intelligent sentance but failed
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 16, 2009, 22:26:45
because that Cumberland Sausage
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on November 16, 2009, 22:28:28
ran off with the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 17, 2009, 08:52:07
local baker called kevin
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 17, 2009, 14:08:36
who reputedly had a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on November 17, 2009, 15:47:07
big sausage as well
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Beerbelly on November 17, 2009, 16:12:49
as egg, chips, beans,
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 17, 2009, 16:55:25
so he farted regularly
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 17, 2009, 17:47:17
which earned him the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 17, 2009, 17:52:47
title , the old raspberry
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 17, 2009, 18:29:24
faced windbag, from his
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 18, 2009, 08:44:01
sixty two snotty kids
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 18, 2009, 17:25:38
all of whom had
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 18, 2009, 17:28:21
scabies,halitosis and ricketts
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 18, 2009, 20:57:01
on a good day
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 19, 2009, 17:22:44
and chronich diahorhea on
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Eric The Viking on November 19, 2009, 18:19:09
the carpet and sofa
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 20, 2009, 01:14:11
on a bad one
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 20, 2009, 09:19:17
All a pharmacists dream
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 20, 2009, 18:29:15
to make a supository
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on November 20, 2009, 19:53:57
that is reusable as
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 20, 2009, 22:38:09
an oral contraceptive that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 21, 2009, 08:53:24
is needed for chavs
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 21, 2009, 09:36:07
to stop the burberry
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 21, 2009, 10:04:53
mafia from ever having
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 21, 2009, 12:52:16
spot removal creams and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 21, 2009, 14:02:03
raspberry trifles with a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 21, 2009, 18:34:20
brew & a hobnob
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 21, 2009, 19:12:45
because the hobnob crumbs
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 21, 2009, 19:14:18
cause havock and can
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Eric The Viking on November 21, 2009, 20:13:42
go soggy when dunked
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 22, 2009, 09:27:06
unlike the one dips  (courtesy of Peter Kay )
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 22, 2009, 10:05:35
who keep theirs dry
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 22, 2009, 10:28:08
with nikwax and oil
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 22, 2009, 10:53:41
from a scottoiler as
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 22, 2009, 12:14:38
it was a manly
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 22, 2009, 16:21:46
Thing to do, however
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 22, 2009, 21:54:18
Andy had a  headache
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Post by: Fat Rat on November 22, 2009, 22:09:13
which made a change
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 22, 2009, 22:32:20
from the severe rash
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 22, 2009, 22:49:58
caused by the chafing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on November 22, 2009, 22:54:08
of his rubber suit
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on November 22, 2009, 23:03:29
against his spandex thong   :-x
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 22, 2009, 23:21:08
part of his mankini
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 22, 2009, 23:36:07
which would pinch his
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 23, 2009, 09:42:51
salty chocolate balls, which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on November 23, 2009, 13:14:41
are extremely well formed
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 23, 2009, 18:42:22
despite the slight deformity
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 23, 2009, 20:24:10
Mr Gonads was unusual
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 23, 2009, 20:54:43
as a Viz character
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 23, 2009, 21:07:20
a bit two dimensional
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 23, 2009, 21:29:23
which spoiled his chances
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 23, 2009, 23:09:11
for a three(d) some
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 23, 2009, 23:28:56
because Hugh Jorgen, the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 23, 2009, 23:53:07
lady boy from Leicester
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 24, 2009, 00:24:53
had persuaded Mona Lott
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 24, 2009, 13:42:43
that it would benefit
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Eric The Viking on November 24, 2009, 19:06:19
From a good dunking
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 24, 2009, 20:43:22
over & over again
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 24, 2009, 22:05:12
until it got so
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 24, 2009, 22:25:50
coated in molasses that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 24, 2009, 22:30:52
he produced dark rum
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 24, 2009, 23:33:33
that his Bajan friends
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 24, 2009, 23:45:05
consumed with gusto, and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 24, 2009, 23:53:40
cooked flying fish with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 25, 2009, 00:02:06
wet celery and other
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 25, 2009, 07:03:48
seasonal salad items, however
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 25, 2009, 09:36:14
in deepest darkest lancashire
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on November 25, 2009, 10:55:55
the fairies all danced
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 25, 2009, 11:00:40
with bells on their
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 25, 2009, 17:14:05
umbrellas because of the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 25, 2009, 18:16:59
acid rain which ate
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Post by: 2112 on November 25, 2009, 18:19:51
through the umberella's exposing
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Post by: Eric The Viking on November 25, 2009, 20:21:42
The wet dancing fairies
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 25, 2009, 22:12:57
to some drunken elves
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Post by: 2112 on November 26, 2009, 06:31:46
who letched and perved
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Post by: Catballou on November 26, 2009, 09:43:10
and hand jived to
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Post by: 2112 on November 26, 2009, 11:19:47
classic 60's songs until
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Post by: Catballou on November 26, 2009, 11:39:13
they were dizzy, meanwhile
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Post by: 2112 on November 26, 2009, 17:06:29
the fairies started to
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 27, 2009, 00:53:42
get the munchies because
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Post by: 2112 on November 27, 2009, 06:54:38
they had eaten nothing
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Post by: Catballou on November 27, 2009, 09:03:29
and smoked a lot
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 27, 2009, 12:21:19
of salmon that they
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Post by: Catballou on November 27, 2009, 12:31:10
Caught in Scottish Rivers
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Post by: 2112 on November 27, 2009, 18:10:14
along with some crabs
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Post by: Fat Rat on November 27, 2009, 18:30:14
.These tend to itch
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Post by: 2112 on November 27, 2009, 18:38:12
but are tasty when
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Post by: Eric The Viking on November 27, 2009, 20:10:46
Soaked in vintage port
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Post by: Catballou on November 27, 2009, 20:17:35
to disguise the salty
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Post by: GrandadsV on November 27, 2009, 22:31:28
sweat stains found in
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 28, 2009, 01:51:03
the shorts they used
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Post by: 2112 on November 28, 2009, 06:17:38
to smoke the salmon
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Post by: Catballou on November 28, 2009, 09:00:08
and do cross country
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Post by: 2112 on November 28, 2009, 10:14:42
by candlelight, however this
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 28, 2009, 15:52:46
became dangerous when, unfortunately,
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Post by: Catballou on November 28, 2009, 17:57:51
one of the fairies farted
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Post by: Eric The Viking on November 28, 2009, 18:05:37
Propelling her some distance
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Post by: 2112 on November 28, 2009, 19:30:38
and landing awkwardly on
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 28, 2009, 20:30:16
a deck chair left
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Post by: 2112 on November 28, 2009, 21:29:43
behind by theiving gypsies
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Post by: Catballou on November 29, 2009, 00:29:29
said the daily mail
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 29, 2009, 00:41:23
in a damning story
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Post by: 2112 on November 29, 2009, 07:45:40
lambasting the Romany scum
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Post by: Catballou on November 29, 2009, 10:07:12
along with immigrants and
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Post by: 2112 on November 29, 2009, 11:21:24
single parent families who
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Post by: Catballou on November 29, 2009, 13:20:54
breed Ferrell children that
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 29, 2009, 14:34:32
had more ASBO's than
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Post by: Catballou on November 29, 2009, 14:48:47
half of the valleys
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Post by: 2112 on November 29, 2009, 16:04:35
of Lancashire which meant
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Post by: Catballou on November 29, 2009, 19:42:55
the dingles in Burnley
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Post by: Tall-n-thin on November 29, 2009, 20:19:58
along with Princess Diana
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 29, 2009, 20:47:35
had their movements restricted
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Post by: Tall-n-thin on November 29, 2009, 21:37:23
for almost all of
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Post by: Catballou on November 29, 2009, 23:13:14
the holiday season, snow
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Post by: 2112 on November 30, 2009, 07:53:32
and ice and even
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Post by: Catballou on November 30, 2009, 08:07:03
a huge gusts of
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Post by: Sven on November 30, 2009, 08:10:01
radioactive dust meant that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 30, 2009, 09:48:29
the fairies glowed like
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Post by: Catballou on November 30, 2009, 09:54:08
novelty condoms, lighting up
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Post by: 2112 on November 30, 2009, 11:00:34
like a readybrek advert
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 30, 2009, 12:20:13
with Terry Wogan and
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Post by: Catballou on November 30, 2009, 12:25:28
now Chris Evans, gingers
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 30, 2009, 22:59:24
rubbed on the fairies
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Post by: Catballou on December 01, 2009, 12:10:09
Who promptly threw up
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Post by: Eric The Viking on December 01, 2009, 18:33:38
Thier arms and cheered
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Post by: Catballou on December 01, 2009, 19:36:44
for the pop star
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on December 02, 2009, 00:21:46
recently 'discovered' by Simon
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Post by: 2112 on December 03, 2009, 12:09:51
despite the lack of
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Post by: Catballou on December 03, 2009, 12:18:45
huge chesticles she was
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Post by: Herbie on December 03, 2009, 14:15:51
a dumb Essex blonde
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Post by: 2112 on December 03, 2009, 14:17:29
but destined for fame
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Post by: Catballou on December 03, 2009, 14:42:19
fortune and an early
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 03, 2009, 16:07:50
page feature in a
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Post by: Catballou on December 03, 2009, 17:08:12
fiesta..which young boys
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Post by: Eric The Viking on December 03, 2009, 18:23:23
with a broken stereo
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on December 03, 2009, 21:48:51
and a shopping trolley
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Post by: 2112 on December 04, 2009, 07:03:13
would happily while away
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 04, 2009, 08:23:45
the hours, savouring every
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 04, 2009, 16:00:54
inch of her spread
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on December 04, 2009, 21:09:48
sadwiches which included marmite
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 05, 2009, 06:36:13
pickled onion and gherkin
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Post by: Catballou on December 05, 2009, 18:14:48
with a 4oz steak
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Post by: 2112 on December 05, 2009, 19:31:11
smothered in a creamy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on December 06, 2009, 21:53:53
smelly discharge from the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 06, 2009, 23:44:14
rear pipes on a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 07, 2009, 17:08:51
dodgy Citroen 'Sexhole' which
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Post by: Eric The Viking on December 07, 2009, 20:43:10
was fitted with gofaster
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Post by: Catballou on December 07, 2009, 21:34:25
and deeper, it caused
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on December 07, 2009, 22:18:54
blue haired old ladies
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Post by: Catballou on December 07, 2009, 22:28:01
to moan and groan
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on December 07, 2009, 23:35:22
as their zimmerframes vibrated
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Post by: 2112 on December 08, 2009, 07:26:56
and thier tena ladies
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Post by: Catballou on December 08, 2009, 08:27:17
leaked, and they smelt
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 08, 2009, 14:38:41
like a  septic tank
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on December 08, 2009, 22:06:55
that had backed up
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Post by: Catballou on December 08, 2009, 22:07:43
and exploded over the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on December 09, 2009, 02:50:10
Jethro Tull cover band
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Post by: 2112 on December 09, 2009, 06:58:17
causing a terrible disturbance
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 09, 2009, 08:40:53
and santa's sleigh suddenly
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on December 09, 2009, 11:57:37
skidded, throwing the jolly
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 09, 2009, 12:29:10
large bearded man from
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Post by: pierre on December 09, 2009, 17:15:18
the heights of obscurity
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Post by: Catballou on December 09, 2009, 17:24:19
into the public domain
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on December 09, 2009, 17:54:18
where lay in waiting
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 09, 2009, 18:44:14
a public roasting for
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on December 09, 2009, 23:25:33
Tiger Woods for bringing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on December 10, 2009, 06:18:06
his dirty club into
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 10, 2009, 07:02:45
disrepute, meanwhile at the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 10, 2009, 09:13:39
copacabana, small bikini clad
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 10, 2009, 17:20:21
dwarfs were warming up
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on December 10, 2009, 20:43:33
pork and mustard sausages
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 10, 2009, 21:17:11
to serve to the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on December 10, 2009, 23:17:34
showgirls who were past
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 11, 2009, 10:05:39
their prime, and huge
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on December 11, 2009, 13:33:29
breasted grannys caught up
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 11, 2009, 15:10:39
with the outrageous transvestite
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 11, 2009, 17:23:17
parade danced away the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on December 11, 2009, 18:17:50
brandy and gin soaked
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 11, 2009, 19:02:51
prunes, eaten for breakfast
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on December 11, 2009, 20:03:30
and having an immediate
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on December 11, 2009, 23:37:54
on their bowels, resulting
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on December 12, 2009, 06:41:14
in star spangled blocks
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Post by: Catballou on December 12, 2009, 07:40:41
often used to build
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on December 12, 2009, 08:38:53
over engineered pieces of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 12, 2009, 16:13:25
leggo castles, adorned with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on December 12, 2009, 16:27:25
great plastic windmills and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 12, 2009, 16:59:55
turrets made entirely of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on December 12, 2009, 17:52:39
extruded spaggeti and rocky
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Herbie on December 12, 2009, 22:23:59
road ice cream melting
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 13, 2009, 08:48:54
with the climate change
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on December 13, 2009, 10:04:43
which is now discussed
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 13, 2009, 10:07:57
by politicians who haven't
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on December 13, 2009, 10:11:45
checked their accounts for
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 13, 2009, 12:41:31
their expense claims,bribes
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 13, 2009, 14:02:57
gardening, decorating, kitchenware and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 13, 2009, 17:18:48
strange deviant practises were
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on December 13, 2009, 17:21:08
almost common in their
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 14, 2009, 10:01:12
tax payer funded apartments
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 14, 2009, 16:16:57
despite recent cutbacks which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on December 14, 2009, 18:19:56
strangulated their hernias and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 15, 2009, 12:44:51
tightened the trusses which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on December 15, 2009, 17:00:34
held their loose morals
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 15, 2009, 17:16:08
up away from scrutiny
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on December 15, 2009, 18:07:34
from the fevered ravings
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on December 16, 2009, 02:44:32
of the tabloid media
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 16, 2009, 06:51:45
despite sneak photographs of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 16, 2009, 07:47:19
of the royal family
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 16, 2009, 15:38:12
beating dogs and shooting
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on December 16, 2009, 18:07:37
all the biker friendly
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 16, 2009, 20:24:58
gnomes who were only
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Eric The Viking on December 16, 2009, 20:47:02
in it for the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on December 16, 2009, 21:15:11
beer and chips which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 16, 2009, 21:26:33
while stodgy and full
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on December 17, 2009, 00:21:00
did the safety dance
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 17, 2009, 07:53:08
and played with fireworks
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 17, 2009, 08:28:25
but unfortunately set fire
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 17, 2009, 12:39:37
to the Polish workforce
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 17, 2009, 15:10:52
causing a sudden shortage
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Eric The Viking on December 17, 2009, 20:19:17
of walnut pickle and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on December 17, 2009, 20:41:49
mouldy old truffles that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on December 18, 2009, 00:36:22
were to be given
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on December 18, 2009, 06:10:50
a good coat of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 18, 2009, 07:42:15
chocolate, and drizzled with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 18, 2009, 16:14:01
bull semen to attract
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on December 18, 2009, 16:18:26
sex starved wild delinquent
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 19, 2009, 11:14:49
trolls from under the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 19, 2009, 12:51:28
bridge where they lived.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 19, 2009, 13:26:13
This however meant that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 19, 2009, 22:03:20
those pesky Peckham Pixies
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on December 19, 2009, 22:09:09
paraded their perky pink
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on December 20, 2009, 07:09:48
painted and patched porcupines
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 20, 2009, 09:33:47
perilously perched on a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on December 20, 2009, 15:54:48
pointed precipice sliding into
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 20, 2009, 16:01:31
peril, pondering the pomposity
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on December 20, 2009, 17:39:44
of perceived 'proper' protocol
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 20, 2009, 21:19:17
planned proficiently and patiently
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on December 20, 2009, 21:36:36
plastered, producing plenty of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 21, 2009, 05:14:35
phosphorescence, promoting photography and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 21, 2009, 07:06:05
pornagraphic pictures posed playfully
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on December 21, 2009, 13:02:55
picturing pissing paedophiles practically
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on December 21, 2009, 18:31:13
persuading paunchy public persons
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on December 21, 2009, 20:31:04
and portly prostrate pontiffs
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on December 21, 2009, 20:38:14
whilst personable,properly presented
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 22, 2009, 07:09:13
to parade, possibly a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on December 22, 2009, 10:41:32
pink poofs pregnant poodle
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 22, 2009, 11:37:56
pushed petite puppies past
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 23, 2009, 10:28:14
previously poor performing pooches
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 23, 2009, 10:30:23
who were fed up


(the letter P)
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 23, 2009, 10:31:36
instead turning to a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 23, 2009, 12:36:52
muppet inspired alphabet game
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 23, 2009, 18:24:42
similar in format to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on December 23, 2009, 21:22:11
games with alphabet spaghetti
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 24, 2009, 07:12:51
or blockbusters where a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 24, 2009, 08:08:45
chipmunk farts miracles, and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 24, 2009, 08:15:51
burps flying dolphins which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 24, 2009, 08:21:32
overtook santa as he
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 24, 2009, 09:15:58
attempted to slide down
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 24, 2009, 10:37:31
Cat's  chimney, (ooeerrrr Mrs )  fetching her
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 24, 2009, 15:03:44
a bulging sack which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Eric The Viking on December 27, 2009, 16:39:09
he uncerimoniously emptied out
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on December 27, 2009, 22:38:09
in front of her
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 28, 2009, 10:14:14
splashing out a huge
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 28, 2009, 19:06:40
German sausage, and sauerkraut
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 29, 2009, 06:07:31
with extra cabbage and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 29, 2009, 09:33:14
pickled walnuts, which usually
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Eric The Viking on December 29, 2009, 09:50:08
Had an adverse effect.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 29, 2009, 10:55:20
on the digestive tract
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 29, 2009, 16:13:16
causing a large outburst
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 02, 2010, 18:30:38
of noxious gases which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 02, 2010, 21:59:22
made small children throw
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 03, 2010, 00:23:02
tantrums, begging for beans
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 03, 2010, 13:00:17
with sausage and egg
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 03, 2010, 15:06:11
and fried bread, served
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 03, 2010, 15:28:13
with brown sauce dripping
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 03, 2010, 17:17:26
over button mushrooms and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 03, 2010, 19:07:12
grilled tomato's, but there


(this is making me hungry!!!!  I really want some fried bread, it must be more than 20 years since I last had any!)
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Post by: Eric The Viking on January 03, 2010, 19:28:11
in the shadows stood..............
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 04, 2010, 11:35:39
a menancing figure, cloaked
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 04, 2010, 12:14:44
from head to toe
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 04, 2010, 14:49:24
in black and carrying
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Eric The Viking on January 04, 2010, 17:39:51
a huge python with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 04, 2010, 19:37:41
a slight squint and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 04, 2010, 23:24:04
an infected tooth which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 05, 2010, 08:45:05
made fang quite cross
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 05, 2010, 17:26:47
as he wasn't registered
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 05, 2010, 19:07:06
with an NHS dentist
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 05, 2010, 22:04:32
so someone suggested pliers
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 05, 2010, 22:07:45
shiny steel ones which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 05, 2010, 23:18:33
came free in a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 05, 2010, 23:21:19
little cracker, they usually
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 06, 2010, 00:10:01
were for cracking nuts
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Eric The Viking on January 06, 2010, 13:34:43
and there'd been some
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 06, 2010, 19:04:53
wear on the joints but
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 06, 2010, 19:15:25
you still got high
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 07, 2010, 00:16:32
the munchies and giggles
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 07, 2010, 08:27:11
and couldn't stop dancing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 07, 2010, 10:55:03
until the downer hit
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on January 07, 2010, 12:58:13
when it started snowing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 07, 2010, 13:01:38
and the schools closed
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on January 07, 2010, 13:55:59
because teachers were dangerous
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 07, 2010, 14:39:23
always drunk and fighting
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on January 07, 2010, 15:39:45
for the right to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 07, 2010, 16:11:36
whip the children whenever
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on January 07, 2010, 18:47:33
someone crashed their car
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 07, 2010, 19:06:48
Quote from: "Sven"
someone crashed their car
:GRR:  :GRR:  :GRR:  :GRR:  :GRR:

into an innocent lady
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on January 07, 2010, 19:30:28
who then feigned whiplash
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Post by: Catballou on January 07, 2010, 20:02:01
Quote from: "Andy V-Strom"
who then feigned whiplash
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to increase the sympathy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on January 07, 2010, 20:03:45
who then had to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 07, 2010, 20:28:12
attack their detractors because
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on January 07, 2010, 21:36:18
they were high on
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on January 07, 2010, 22:15:12
their bosses absentee list
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 07, 2010, 22:32:59
after several  acts of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 07, 2010, 22:46:49
gross piss taking, which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 07, 2010, 22:55:16
resulted in some serious
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on January 08, 2010, 07:37:31
blaming of male drivers
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 08, 2010, 08:55:18
which was justified and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Eric The Viking on January 08, 2010, 17:18:42
probably very one-ladylike, but

(tied to make it 4 words)
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 08, 2010, 17:20:16
reflected society today, however
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Eric The Viking on January 08, 2010, 17:20:58
reduced price mince pies
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 08, 2010, 18:08:18
captured their attention, asda
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 08, 2010, 18:45:06
selling ten for one
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 08, 2010, 18:46:01
on their fat free
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 08, 2010, 18:47:07
coleslaw to attract the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 08, 2010, 18:59:27
waifs amongst us, but
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 08, 2010, 22:13:17
the free booze at
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 08, 2010, 22:16:40
netto, excited the chavs
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 08, 2010, 22:30:25
so much they literally
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 08, 2010, 22:33:36
wet their burberry pants
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 09, 2010, 00:17:24
with glee, but urine
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 09, 2010, 09:23:27
stains and they couldn't
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 09, 2010, 09:41:59
eat the yellow snow
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 09, 2010, 13:07:32
but they could eat
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 09, 2010, 13:45:24
Greggs pasties served with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 09, 2010, 13:58:59
gravy and mushy peas
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 09, 2010, 20:57:30
washed down with lashings
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 09, 2010, 21:41:02
of ginger beer, spiffing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 10, 2010, 00:59:32
the chavs yelled, trying
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Eric The Viking on January 10, 2010, 09:04:03
to look cold but
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 10, 2010, 09:17:28
obviously couldn't whereas Henry
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 10, 2010, 09:30:58
the butler looked on
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 10, 2010, 09:53:02
aghast at their antics
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 10, 2010, 10:41:19
turning his nose up
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 10, 2010, 11:41:59
at sharon's explicit offer
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 10, 2010, 15:43:38
to remove her burberry
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on January 10, 2010, 16:45:09
knickers and reveal her
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 10, 2010, 16:50:04
professionally coiffured box, which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on January 10, 2010, 17:20:11
smelled remarkably like stale
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 10, 2010, 18:17:05
beer and had a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 10, 2010, 19:08:52
dirty ashtray attached to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Eric The Viking on January 10, 2010, 20:30:24
the crumbling wooden leg
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on January 10, 2010, 22:20:17
of Heather Mills :shock:  which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 10, 2010, 22:24:43
seal hunters in Newfoundland
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 10, 2010, 23:18:05
had removed using a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 11, 2010, 18:26:31
club, shaped like a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Eric The Viking on January 11, 2010, 20:13:44
wooden leg from a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 11, 2010, 22:00:06
Victorian occasional table, which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 12, 2010, 00:10:53
had mysteriously washed up
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 12, 2010, 08:55:49
on a tropical island
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 12, 2010, 17:31:28
in the Carribean, when
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Eric The Viking on January 12, 2010, 19:22:54
a strange wind blew
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 12, 2010, 22:14:02
in the Marie Celeste
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 12, 2010, 22:23:37
it's crew absent but
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on January 12, 2010, 23:34:12
also nobody was aboard
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 12, 2010, 23:59:38
to serve the Jack
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 13, 2010, 00:01:37
russell, called titch, he
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 13, 2010, 00:09:06
was trying to open
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 13, 2010, 09:24:38
the gate to the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 13, 2010, 19:04:59
magic circle but only
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 14, 2010, 02:18:37
found the Magic Roundabout
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 14, 2010, 03:44:58
and dougal was there
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 14, 2010, 08:02:36
covered in flour from
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 14, 2010, 08:37:47
space cake which Florence
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Eric The Viking on January 14, 2010, 19:50:12
cooked up especially for
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 14, 2010, 23:11:51
someone's birthday, it was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 14, 2010, 23:42:30
Dylan who dropped some
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 15, 2010, 08:55:16
bombs on an undefended
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Eric The Viking on January 15, 2010, 18:50:45
squirrels nest up a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on January 15, 2010, 19:24:03
drainpipe which was loosely
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 15, 2010, 19:55:41
attached to a council
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 16, 2010, 00:29:00
house inhabited by 37
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 16, 2010, 08:21:29
stoats who had moved
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 16, 2010, 16:18:06
from Croyden bringing a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on January 16, 2010, 18:58:30
pot bellied pig that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Eric The Viking on January 16, 2010, 19:54:48
was embarassed by his
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 16, 2010, 20:51:15
smell and very hairy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on January 17, 2010, 08:02:13
rear quarter that dragged
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 17, 2010, 09:37:30
along the floor leaving
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 17, 2010, 09:48:34
a dreadfull mess which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on January 17, 2010, 09:54:12
was swiftly eaten by
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 17, 2010, 09:56:05
the blind mice who
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 17, 2010, 15:51:02
sang in squeaky voices
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 17, 2010, 17:06:36
like Jedward, but thankfully
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on January 17, 2010, 17:07:55
had more talent so
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 17, 2010, 17:09:10
they had a career
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 17, 2010, 17:09:29
Simon snapped them up
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 17, 2010, 17:13:50
to perform on TV
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on January 17, 2010, 18:01:20
then realizing his mistake
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tall-n-thin on January 17, 2010, 21:45:26
he had them put
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 17, 2010, 22:50:50
an apology out to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 18, 2010, 00:13:40
the viewers which no-one
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 18, 2010, 00:30:37
believed, however a facebook
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 18, 2010, 02:16:23
campaign attracted some unexpected
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 18, 2010, 07:05:21
complaints, many of them
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 18, 2010, 08:53:20
unfounded, but as usual
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 18, 2010, 18:01:58
do-gooders jumped on the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Eric The Viking on January 18, 2010, 19:43:27
frozen pond (as opposed to in...as it was frozen!) and immediately
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on January 18, 2010, 20:23:28
cartwheeled off again bringing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 18, 2010, 23:34:00
disapproving glares from blue
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 19, 2010, 17:38:19
rinse grannies stinking of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on January 19, 2010, 18:09:15
cheap perfume and fermented
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 19, 2010, 21:03:58
pears, staggering accross the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on January 19, 2010, 21:52:19
dancefloor to the handsome
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 19, 2010, 23:52:02
couples but getting utterly
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 20, 2010, 06:36:47
wasted on cheap import
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 20, 2010, 20:19:42
gin, a mother's ruin
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 21, 2010, 00:20:58
which has been blamed
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on January 21, 2010, 06:18:05
for the mass production
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 21, 2010, 09:31:04
of tv dinners, normally
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 21, 2010, 15:49:30
served cold with a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 22, 2010, 00:16:00
glass of prune juice
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on January 22, 2010, 06:11:54
strained rather delicately from
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pembo5 on January 22, 2010, 16:17:51
the skin. It never
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 22, 2010, 18:17:39
ceased to amaze the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 22, 2010, 18:40:41
accountants, the taxes which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 22, 2010, 18:48:05
went up year after
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 22, 2010, 18:55:59
year and crippled ordinary
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 22, 2010, 23:26:49
Bulgarian gerbil ranchers because
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 23, 2010, 08:17:33
of the VAT rise
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on January 23, 2010, 09:12:08
based upon the length
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 23, 2010, 12:05:29
of thier legs, which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 23, 2010, 15:31:03
formed part of the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 23, 2010, 16:30:16
confusing tax calculation, annoying
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 23, 2010, 20:36:59
the proletariat, unusually Julie
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 24, 2010, 09:30:54
Gerbil was keen to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on January 24, 2010, 09:55:34
nibble less of the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 24, 2010, 10:07:59
low fat cheese prefering
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 24, 2010, 10:41:57
stinking bishop, available at
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 24, 2010, 11:49:19
Netto, but it was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 24, 2010, 13:18:51
farmfoods which sold the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 24, 2010, 13:25:44
smelly treat which she
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on January 24, 2010, 14:48:58
wolfed down enthusiastically until
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 24, 2010, 15:48:30
a large burp dislodged
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 24, 2010, 16:01:32
her glass eye causing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 24, 2010, 17:02:12
havoc among the marble
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 24, 2010, 17:22:56
bathtubs in B&Q, ordinarily
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on January 25, 2010, 06:07:41
the staff would be
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 25, 2010, 06:39:01
OAP's, but today they
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 25, 2010, 08:17:15
are work experience kids
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 25, 2010, 18:11:57
with spotty faces and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on January 25, 2010, 18:25:11
growling attitudes that seem
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 25, 2010, 18:57:41
to attract scowls from
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 25, 2010, 19:10:16
normal humans like me
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 25, 2010, 23:52:21
that want service and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on January 26, 2010, 06:19:29
loads of freebies which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 26, 2010, 08:52:47
bribe us and can
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 26, 2010, 15:51:33
decide which kitchen we
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 26, 2010, 16:16:08
expect  husbands to use
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on January 26, 2010, 17:12:51
to repair engines on
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 26, 2010, 17:34:47
highly polished floors, which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 26, 2010, 19:30:23
annoys the women as
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 26, 2010, 23:22:11
they get annoyed easily
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 27, 2010, 06:50:49
as it's 'that time'
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 27, 2010, 09:28:45
of the month everyday
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 27, 2010, 17:17:38
meaning men have to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 28, 2010, 01:44:49
go to the pub
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on January 28, 2010, 08:22:52
-lic toilets a lot
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 28, 2010, 10:51:58
where seats stay up
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on January 28, 2010, 12:36:30
and George Michael might
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 28, 2010, 15:37:39
try it on with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 28, 2010, 17:10:44
any passing stranger who
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 28, 2010, 18:02:46
wears a uniform (http://osterhoutteens.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/yum.jpg) and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on January 28, 2010, 19:00:45
until that very nice
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 28, 2010, 20:20:12
chap from the village
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 29, 2010, 09:17:04
you know, the gay
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 29, 2010, 14:19:40
fellow with the big
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 29, 2010, 18:22:40
Harley, who wears leather
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 30, 2010, 00:34:08
chaps and sturdy boots
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 30, 2010, 08:22:43
and has a dodgy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 30, 2010, 17:03:05
history with Ann Summers
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 30, 2010, 17:22:09
needing toys to bolster
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 30, 2010, 18:40:27
Their performance, sometimes with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 30, 2010, 18:45:00
more vibes than a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 30, 2010, 20:06:30
hippy at a festival
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 31, 2010, 06:49:50
with flowers in their
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 31, 2010, 08:38:46
hair, grass in their
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 31, 2010, 17:08:47
cigarettes and mushrooms in
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 31, 2010, 23:07:50
the brownies attracting scouts
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 01, 2010, 17:24:34
for premiership football teams
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on February 01, 2010, 19:57:29
pockets bulging wide with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 01, 2010, 20:03:23
plenty of bungs for
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 02, 2010, 22:44:34
leaky old ladies which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 03, 2010, 06:44:54
Tenna pads simply can't
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 03, 2010, 20:20:18
absorb, instead they use
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on February 03, 2010, 20:58:12
mattresses and gaffer tape
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 03, 2010, 21:17:36
to stem the flow
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on February 03, 2010, 22:06:24
across the A584, that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 03, 2010, 23:37:15
leading to Cat's house


(are you stalking me ???  :grin: )
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on February 04, 2010, 00:04:03
was an accident blackspot



Quote from: "Catballou"
(are you stalking me ???  :grin: )
No, silly.  Just deduction. :)))
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 04, 2010, 14:03:24
where stupid male drivers
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Post by: 2112 on February 04, 2010, 17:34:22
would deliberately crash into
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 04, 2010, 18:30:08
elves and faries wearing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on February 04, 2010, 20:15:33
leather underwear shortened to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 04, 2010, 20:37:41
allow them to gyrate
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 04, 2010, 20:49:59
to Jedward and other
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 04, 2010, 21:04:03
musical masters, Northern Soul
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 04, 2010, 21:31:32
which requires talcum powder
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on February 04, 2010, 21:51:35
to help the chaffing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on February 05, 2010, 00:05:54
elastic pinching the left
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on February 05, 2010, 06:14:31
buttock cheek,although the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 07, 2010, 14:44:40
kicks and twists sometimes
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 08, 2010, 17:53:17
sometimes left the elderly
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 09, 2010, 00:22:54
In spasms, rheumatic pains
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on February 09, 2010, 01:45:06
were relieved with vigorous
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on February 09, 2010, 06:16:01
fondling and licking that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 09, 2010, 10:49:21
spread the Ralgex over
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 10, 2010, 08:54:43
copious amounts of flesh
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on February 10, 2010, 10:42:18
with a stiff brush
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Post by: 2112 on February 10, 2010, 13:04:15
similar to that used
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Post by: milky712 on February 10, 2010, 14:52:18
for the colonic irrigation
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 10, 2010, 16:03:04
which would dislodge large
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on February 10, 2010, 17:25:02
pineapples, freshly squeezed juice
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 10, 2010, 17:57:21
from freshly squeezed boys
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 10, 2010, 18:04:18
toy's, usually motorised and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 10, 2010, 22:27:08
a disgusting bright yellow
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Post by: milky712 on February 10, 2010, 22:49:56
had been discharged from
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Post by: Catballou on February 10, 2010, 23:26:49
military service, due to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 11, 2010, 06:55:38
a boil on the
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Post by: pierre on February 11, 2010, 19:20:51
behind of the enormous
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 11, 2010, 20:00:34
hippopotamus which had just
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on February 11, 2010, 21:17:21
hand glided in from
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on February 11, 2010, 23:54:03
a sponsored orgy hosted
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 12, 2010, 06:41:50
by Lord Lucan who
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 12, 2010, 16:58:58
was difficult to spot
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 12, 2010, 17:06:32
despite wearing a feather
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 12, 2010, 19:47:50
headdress designed by Dior
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on February 12, 2010, 20:35:17
which kept getting caught
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 13, 2010, 08:21:57
in the pedals of
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Post by: raggydan on February 13, 2010, 08:32:45
his motorised wheelchair which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 13, 2010, 08:55:03
had a flat tyre
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 13, 2010, 09:40:15
and severe wear and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 13, 2010, 10:08:45
tear, causing it to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on February 13, 2010, 13:55:47
gyrate like a strippers
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: raggydan on February 13, 2010, 14:03:57
flouresccent nipple tassles that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 13, 2010, 16:30:17
flew round like a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 13, 2010, 20:21:06
fat kid on a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on February 13, 2010, 21:39:20
pink wind turbine blade
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on February 14, 2010, 02:17:30
that powered a tiny
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on February 14, 2010, 07:01:38
pump,that struggled to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 14, 2010, 09:53:43
extract all the mess
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on February 14, 2010, 19:22:50
from a builders portable
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 14, 2010, 21:40:18
table, heavily splattered with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on February 14, 2010, 23:08:02
brown sauce, caulking and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 15, 2010, 12:41:12
Raspberry coulis, sometimes Bob
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 15, 2010, 17:06:23
would try to fix
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on February 15, 2010, 18:10:26
the Hadron Collider with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 15, 2010, 19:32:44
decorators caulk and wet
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on February 15, 2010, 22:21:54
newspaper mashed with supermodels
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 15, 2010, 22:25:17
, 4 to a pint
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on February 15, 2010, 22:46:59
at first but more
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 15, 2010, 22:48:57
needed to thicken it
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 16, 2010, 17:23:34
to a consistency suitable
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on February 16, 2010, 18:28:16
to finally mend the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 16, 2010, 18:34:28
pesky collider, however this
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 17, 2010, 18:07:03
was proving impossible, but
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 17, 2010, 18:19:08
Blue Peter launched a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on February 17, 2010, 20:09:17
R1200GS helpline for stranded
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on February 18, 2010, 06:35:13
wealthy bikers,although they
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 18, 2010, 07:08:15
denied their bikes were
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 18, 2010, 12:07:51
either crap or german
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 18, 2010, 17:22:21
but the Sauerkraut under
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on February 18, 2010, 17:31:32
the pillion passengers leg
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 18, 2010, 22:00:22
gave the game away
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on February 19, 2010, 00:33:07
so John Noakes Apologised
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 19, 2010, 08:06:59
while skydiving into a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 19, 2010, 08:19:36
local tax office, crashing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on February 19, 2010, 23:53:49
the secretaries party which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on February 20, 2010, 06:50:08
was stagnating anyway because
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on February 20, 2010, 20:13:59
the batteries were flat
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 22, 2010, 11:11:45
and the male stripper
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: raggydan on February 22, 2010, 11:14:07
was really a tranavestite
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 22, 2010, 11:25:14
with more make-up than
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 22, 2010, 13:01:43
Katy Price, which was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 22, 2010, 13:44:59
an achievement itself, but
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 22, 2010, 17:14:36
but misunderstood by Sun
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on February 22, 2010, 20:00:43
readers, who thought that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on February 23, 2010, 02:48:03
she re-married because Peter
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 23, 2010, 13:13:28
he was a dick
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on February 23, 2010, 13:23:47
Dastardly and Muttley fan
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 23, 2010, 19:31:49
when he was really
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on February 24, 2010, 01:05:56
a Penelope Pitstop wannabe
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 24, 2010, 12:05:24
but couldn't find a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on February 24, 2010, 13:05:33
'Compact Pussycat' to drive
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 24, 2010, 16:48:30
for Le Mans, but
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 24, 2010, 18:01:01
Parker, the butler needed
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on February 24, 2010, 20:22:12
to give Lady Penelope
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 24, 2010, 22:09:46
one from behind the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 25, 2010, 12:31:42
bush, it was tricky
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 25, 2010, 14:39:35
but not impossible, however
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on February 25, 2010, 17:40:22
suspended from a trapeze
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 26, 2010, 12:49:20
it proved too daunting
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 26, 2010, 15:47:40
even for an experienced
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on February 26, 2010, 19:51:31
lothario,it was too
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 26, 2010, 21:05:18
kinky, so a swap
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on February 26, 2010, 21:51:57
was made for plenty
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on February 27, 2010, 05:46:36
of elastic bands which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 27, 2010, 12:00:47
made a bungie which

(not entirely sure how to spell bungie, as in jump)
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 27, 2010, 17:45:22
allowed the fat bird
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on February 27, 2010, 19:51:37
to do a triple
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 28, 2010, 10:03:09
somersalt, landing awkwardly on
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: milky712 on February 28, 2010, 15:04:50
a passing crowd of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 28, 2010, 15:57:46
King penguins who had
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 01, 2010, 13:42:40
migrated using a Garmin
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 01, 2010, 17:15:46
Sat Nav but ended
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on March 01, 2010, 19:49:18
at the north pole
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 02, 2010, 10:24:45
alongside an Asda delivery
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 02, 2010, 10:33:04
of smart price sausages
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: milky712 on March 02, 2010, 18:59:24
which came from the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 03, 2010, 17:19:39
dopey driver who followed
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 03, 2010, 17:39:44
the yellow brick road
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 03, 2010, 17:46:01
to yellow V-Stromland and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 04, 2010, 12:00:33
bad taste reigned supreme
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 04, 2010, 17:05:59
because yellow is the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 05, 2010, 00:42:28
colour that Elton John
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 05, 2010, 17:21:06
would have the tattoo
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 05, 2010, 23:31:05
on his nether regions
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on March 06, 2010, 06:31:14
which would be seen
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 06, 2010, 07:21:47
every Saturday night, which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 06, 2010, 10:46:59
which was a picture
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 06, 2010, 19:13:04
and often stared at
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on March 07, 2010, 06:46:43
but people laughed because
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 07, 2010, 07:23:04
it looked so wierd
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on March 07, 2010, 10:38:37
with its Dragon Head
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 07, 2010, 18:53:17
and cow's fat arse
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 07, 2010, 19:01:41
on the side of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 07, 2010, 20:33:16
his  big fat arse
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 08, 2010, 17:51:36
which was regularly poked
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on March 08, 2010, 18:59:35
by jelly and cream
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 08, 2010, 20:40:59
covered transexuals who would
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: milky712 on March 08, 2010, 20:48:24
Try and put their
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 08, 2010, 21:03:47
vibrating phones on various
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 08, 2010, 22:16:03
settings to try and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on March 09, 2010, 06:19:35
stimulate the redundant parts
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 09, 2010, 07:42:15
that other beers cannot
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 09, 2010, 22:49:12
inflate, so try viagra
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 09, 2010, 23:38:22
for a really long
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 10, 2010, 17:23:24
walk in the morning
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: milky712 on March 10, 2010, 18:26:22
dew, amongst the Daffodils
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on March 10, 2010, 18:44:23
that blossom even though
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 10, 2010, 19:28:13
the winter has still
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 12, 2010, 00:14:26
gripped parts of the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on March 12, 2010, 05:58:34
testicles,men can still
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 12, 2010, 06:53:08
call their own, without
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 12, 2010, 22:29:14
fear of being harrassed
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: dogpuf on March 12, 2010, 22:42:59
and shave for extra
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 13, 2010, 08:13:05
smooth finish, however the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Lifebiker on March 13, 2010, 22:16:04
arsehole
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 14, 2010, 03:23:14
C'mon, three more words :grin:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 14, 2010, 04:28:53
because the rules say
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 14, 2010, 09:09:27
we must have four
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 14, 2010, 11:42:18
and then they must
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 14, 2010, 20:46:46
make some sort of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 14, 2010, 23:08:58
sense, with innuendos or
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 15, 2010, 00:06:59
downright lewd suggestions taking
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 15, 2010, 06:04:54
the topic to a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 15, 2010, 06:30:08
gutter level ..but sometimes
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 15, 2010, 06:42:05
elevating it to Shakespearian
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on March 15, 2010, 19:47:25
lingo,then dropping it
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Lifebiker on March 15, 2010, 20:11:19
down some one's arsehole
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 15, 2010, 20:16:12
which would feel uncomfortable
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 15, 2010, 20:25:31
like bathing with a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on March 15, 2010, 20:56:34
sore toothed, mixed emotional
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 15, 2010, 21:06:04
albino tiger that just
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 15, 2010, 22:01:19
lost at darts and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Lifebiker on March 15, 2010, 23:37:35
missed the last bus
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 16, 2010, 07:25:05
home, having to walk
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 16, 2010, 10:24:33
like an Egyptian, suddenly
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 16, 2010, 16:14:06
stopping to gaze at
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 16, 2010, 17:12:30
a camel with six
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 16, 2010, 18:23:06
meerkats perched upon it's
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on March 16, 2010, 18:49:50
privates,causing them to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 16, 2010, 19:16:58
squirm uncomfortably while the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Lifebiker on March 16, 2010, 20:15:03
while the buggers ate
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 16, 2010, 20:51:36
repeating words which caused
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 16, 2010, 20:57:58
a syntax error terminally
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 17, 2010, 01:14:12
crashing a Commodore PET
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 17, 2010, 12:37:26
and seriously ruining a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 17, 2010, 13:02:28
good game of pacman
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 17, 2010, 13:09:12
however, the worst part
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Eric The Viking on March 17, 2010, 13:17:02
were the red rashes
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 17, 2010, 14:51:08
caused by an alergy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 17, 2010, 16:51:39
To headache tablets which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 17, 2010, 21:04:55
was overcome by copious
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on March 18, 2010, 05:33:06
amounts of Brandy,but
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 18, 2010, 07:04:38
this left the unstaedy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 18, 2010, 11:24:14
hobbit chasing gollum again
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 18, 2010, 18:28:07
"not again" cried the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Lifebiker on March 19, 2010, 20:00:11
the attractive young man
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on March 19, 2010, 21:06:52
desperately seeking Susan,although
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 20, 2010, 08:55:42
sleepless in Seattle, he
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Lifebiker on March 20, 2010, 15:47:27
was up for it
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 20, 2010, 16:50:11
like a ferret up
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on March 20, 2010, 18:06:48
the trouser leg of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 20, 2010, 18:45:43
Norah Batty, however the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2010, 20:13:31
Spurs stuffed Stoke and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 21, 2010, 12:03:07
everyone was surprised, until
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 21, 2010, 18:40:15
someone pointed out that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 21, 2010, 20:18:18
the referee had a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on March 21, 2010, 20:55:21
shite game  ###  (England/France !!!!!)
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 21, 2010, 20:56:42
and decided the result
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on March 21, 2010, 21:15:38
by, Paper, Scissors, Stone                (like the new avitar Mark)
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 22, 2010, 06:57:49
with the result now
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 22, 2010, 12:33:42
declared invalid by the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 22, 2010, 17:31:25
monopolies commision, who had
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on March 22, 2010, 18:41:10
passed 'go' and collected
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 22, 2010, 18:50:55
£200 but the government
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 22, 2010, 20:47:45
wanted 50% for it's
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 22, 2010, 21:48:07
christmas party fund, however
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on March 22, 2010, 22:48:15
they wanted the rest
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 22, 2010, 22:56:27
for a harness to




Quote from: "GrandadsV"
by, Paper, Scissors, Stone                (like the new avitar Mark)
Made me smile! :grin:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 23, 2010, 07:48:25
restrain Peter Mandelson, but
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on March 23, 2010, 08:19:41
we know politicians are
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 23, 2010, 16:29:49
on holiday's paid for
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2010, 16:48:11
by their thieving claims



(sorry - just finished nights and lost the ability to count)
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on March 23, 2010, 16:50:57
which is for them
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 23, 2010, 17:40:27
another day's work, however
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 23, 2010, 18:06:49
The fairies in my
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on March 23, 2010, 18:42:15
attic are starting to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Lifebiker on March 23, 2010, 20:21:49
grip my shit so
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 23, 2010, 20:36:55
tightly it's beginning to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 23, 2010, 21:31:58
feel pretty uncomfortable, hopefully
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 23, 2010, 22:24:54
some laxative's will get
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on March 24, 2010, 11:33:20
me on the move
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 24, 2010, 16:58:49
again so I can
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on March 24, 2010, 20:06:33
take it up the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Lifebiker on March 24, 2010, 20:13:06
bum, don't tell Mum
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 24, 2010, 20:53:46
because that was her
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 24, 2010, 23:17:30
favourite REO Speedwagon song
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 25, 2010, 12:36:57
and she'll be cross
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on March 25, 2010, 13:04:54
if she found out
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 25, 2010, 16:48:55
it was being taken
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 26, 2010, 12:50:59
out of context and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 26, 2010, 16:14:16
bandied about for comedy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 26, 2010, 19:18:43
just like this thread
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Lifebiker on March 26, 2010, 23:56:41
said my mate Fred
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 27, 2010, 02:05:37
who had just joined
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 27, 2010, 09:29:33
a right-said-fred tribute band
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Eric The Viking on March 27, 2010, 18:46:54
and was too sexy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 28, 2010, 02:10:20
for anyone but himself
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Eric The Viking on March 28, 2010, 13:29:39
while playing with his
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 28, 2010, 14:18:01
tambourine with a large
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: pierre on March 28, 2010, 18:24:06
duck egg that unfortunately
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 29, 2010, 19:47:25
fell to the ground
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Lifebiker on March 29, 2010, 21:00:15
and it rolled around
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 29, 2010, 21:31:44
disapearing under the large
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Lifebiker on March 29, 2010, 23:39:41
fat lady squating down
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 30, 2010, 07:24:56
beside the zebra, hoping
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on March 30, 2010, 10:27:14
noone would see her
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 30, 2010, 15:08:33
safely jump over a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on March 30, 2010, 21:38:32
giraffe which was standing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 31, 2010, 06:39:38
beside the microwave, hoping
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on March 31, 2010, 11:30:07
to get a rustlers
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 31, 2010, 12:09:05
with chips and gravy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 31, 2010, 17:46:21
mushy peas and a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrahamT on April 01, 2010, 13:43:00
side helping of scorn
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on April 01, 2010, 22:26:51
doled out by a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 02, 2010, 11:11:36
frosty faced and irate
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: medic5 on April 02, 2010, 19:11:33
British airways paying customer ###
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on April 02, 2010, 20:10:51
angry at unite because
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: chipshoes on April 02, 2010, 23:14:33
Left hand arthritic finger
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on April 03, 2010, 00:23:33
pointed the way forward
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 03, 2010, 08:40:16
but the management wouldn't
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Lifebiker on April 03, 2010, 10:42:13
had all gone home
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 03, 2010, 12:04:21
for a nice cup
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: medic5 on April 08, 2010, 19:43:16
and FREE shares  ###  ###  ###  ###  ###  ###
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 08, 2010, 22:11:08
in a designer boutique
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Lifebiker on April 15, 2010, 21:14:28
of Cadbury's cream eggs
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 15, 2010, 21:17:54
covered in volcanic dust
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on April 16, 2010, 11:19:41
smelling of rotten eggs
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 16, 2010, 16:57:43
however, the two fish
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on April 18, 2010, 22:10:29
flavoured condoms failed to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 19, 2010, 07:04:49
impress the judges, only
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on April 19, 2010, 12:04:15
giving them cravings for
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 19, 2010, 22:41:30
a haddock, cod and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on April 20, 2010, 15:41:54
scampi fries which reminded
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 20, 2010, 16:21:54
them of daytrip to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on April 20, 2010, 16:37:56
Peterhead where they watched
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 20, 2010, 17:02:52
some third-rate football and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on April 21, 2010, 12:51:37
mermaids playing in the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Euroned on April 21, 2010, 13:41:14
custard bath where they
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on April 21, 2010, 16:02:11
perused old copies of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 21, 2010, 21:17:33
Womans Weekly, hoping to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on April 22, 2010, 12:19:17
crochet a lurex jumper
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 22, 2010, 18:35:18
from capercaillie feathers and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on April 28, 2010, 12:23:04
diamond encrusted shot silk
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 28, 2010, 19:52:36
in the style of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on April 29, 2010, 16:33:34
liberace at las vegas
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 29, 2010, 20:49:15
all diamonds and a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on May 11, 2010, 16:27:33
stomach full of alcohol
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on May 11, 2010, 19:22:18
trying not to over
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on May 12, 2010, 12:32:15
throw the coalition government
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on May 12, 2010, 16:44:46
making false promises to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on May 13, 2010, 18:40:07
old ladies and dogs
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on May 14, 2010, 07:04:06
about reducing the amount
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on May 18, 2010, 12:12:02
of starch in potatoes
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on May 18, 2010, 17:05:04
and straightening bananas, however
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on May 20, 2010, 12:16:33
I'm not a Eurosceptic
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on May 20, 2010, 17:06:00
but the Greece financial
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on May 20, 2010, 21:35:13
crisis caused a drop
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on May 21, 2010, 06:03:20
in Jelly Babies and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on May 22, 2010, 23:01:25
coconut mushrooms, Rowntrees thought
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on May 23, 2010, 00:56:31
that a newly discovered
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on May 23, 2010, 14:32:50
chocolate body paint would
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on May 23, 2010, 17:20:49
boost sales, leading to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on May 23, 2010, 17:33:40
increased profit for umpalumpas
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on May 23, 2010, 19:00:11
and increased pension's for
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on May 24, 2010, 19:03:39
Really fat, fat cats
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on May 24, 2010, 19:33:27
however this created a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: putbinoot on May 24, 2010, 20:18:01
Big black worm hole.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on May 24, 2010, 22:49:22
which sucked virtually everything
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on May 25, 2010, 13:10:19
off to the council
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on May 25, 2010, 16:51:48
tip, where a family
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on May 25, 2010, 17:35:38
of Gypsy scum were
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on May 25, 2010, 18:17:49
sorting out their lunch
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on May 25, 2010, 19:50:11
and deciding which houses
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on May 26, 2010, 12:09:48
they'd rob, when suddenly
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on May 26, 2010, 12:28:42
a peacock came up
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on May 26, 2010, 12:34:23
Strutting his stuff and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: milano_jon on May 26, 2010, 17:13:12
bent over to touch
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on May 26, 2010, 18:23:35
cloth, making an awfull
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on May 27, 2010, 10:45:44
racket as he split
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: milano_jon on May 27, 2010, 13:36:12
his head open on
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on May 27, 2010, 17:02:39
a packet of roast
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 02, 2010, 18:09:53
pork scratchings, things suddenly
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 02, 2010, 18:26:13
entered the Twilight Zone
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 02, 2010, 18:31:21
When his lordship entered
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on June 02, 2010, 20:23:57
stage left, carrying a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 02, 2010, 20:53:17
large Armadillo in heat
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on June 02, 2010, 21:00:02
proof oven gloves and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 02, 2010, 23:09:37
wet celery and stepladders
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on June 03, 2010, 06:46:06
in order to look
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 03, 2010, 09:11:00
like a man with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Dodge on June 03, 2010, 10:05:16
a mission in mind
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: JonStrom on June 03, 2010, 12:51:30
to do something outrageous
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 03, 2010, 12:53:17
with the local barmaid
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 03, 2010, 18:29:04
who as everyone knows
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on June 03, 2010, 18:54:52
was always up for
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 03, 2010, 20:49:00
a hard ride on
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on June 03, 2010, 21:53:43
A hardtailed, thumping great
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 04, 2010, 07:55:34
pulsing, vibrating, shiny, black
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: JonStrom on June 04, 2010, 08:46:32
machine, with lots of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 04, 2010, 09:25:56
very long attachments, which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 04, 2010, 14:15:38
when coaxed would rotate
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 04, 2010, 14:45:16
and twists as it
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 04, 2010, 14:45:50
makes its journey into
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 04, 2010, 14:46:18
the wizards sleeve and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 04, 2010, 15:30:06
the arse end of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on June 04, 2010, 16:19:33
nowhere, but the huge
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 04, 2010, 16:25:43
woman from Tesco said
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: coopmick on June 04, 2010, 16:33:11
where's my clubcard
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on June 04, 2010, 17:01:02
to the slim but
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 04, 2010, 17:18:09
smelly Giraffe who was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 04, 2010, 18:31:58
loitering with intent around
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on June 04, 2010, 20:42:25
a gene pool that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 04, 2010, 20:47:59
resembled a GBBiker meet
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 04, 2010, 20:48:29
that had gone haywire
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 04, 2010, 21:25:55
people actually had fun
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on June 04, 2010, 21:52:33
even though someone had
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 04, 2010, 22:26:22
drunk too much pimms
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 04, 2010, 22:33:37
and beer exploded during
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 04, 2010, 22:40:41
a bloody good  party
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: coopmick on June 05, 2010, 09:47:57
or was it something else
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 05, 2010, 10:48:06
Nobody knew the reason
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 05, 2010, 14:17:04
or the men didn't
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 05, 2010, 18:39:39
care because Debbie always
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 05, 2010, 18:56:10
lbrought ots of friends
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 05, 2010, 19:36:02
and ots of toys  :shock:  (ots?)
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 05, 2010, 19:39:28
pink rabbits and jelly
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 05, 2010, 19:41:12
and chocolate sauce which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 05, 2010, 20:31:57
coated the obligatory celery
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 05, 2010, 20:40:02
which when added to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 05, 2010, 20:51:20
any situation always produces
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 05, 2010, 22:59:50
A fecking great party
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 05, 2010, 23:08:05
and very mellow music
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 05, 2010, 23:24:08
with gratuitous Lesbian accompaniment
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 05, 2010, 23:28:35
which amounted to nothing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 05, 2010, 23:31:35
the men were satisfied
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 05, 2010, 23:33:25
by dolly the sheep
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 05, 2010, 23:37:35
in Pitta bread and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 05, 2010, 23:39:43
served with strawberry yogurt
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 05, 2010, 23:42:30
served by a willing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 06, 2010, 08:42:43
wench who constantly forgot
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 06, 2010, 11:32:50
to look up when
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 06, 2010, 11:34:33
she was working, this
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 06, 2010, 15:18:03
caused a very embarrassing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 06, 2010, 15:41:02
accident and the mess
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: JonStrom on June 06, 2010, 20:23:27
left a nasty stain
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 06, 2010, 20:44:09
on Monica's best dress
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on June 09, 2010, 18:24:31
bringing down the whole
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 09, 2010, 18:35:08
house of cards and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on June 09, 2010, 18:49:52
and leaving a nasty
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on June 10, 2010, 11:42:15
smell around the place
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 10, 2010, 12:27:36
It was the socks !
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on June 11, 2010, 10:18:21
that had been on
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 11, 2010, 11:23:59
Mick from the Co-op
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 11, 2010, 11:33:49
he had an enormous
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 11, 2010, 12:23:29
wagon which when parked
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 11, 2010, 12:24:23
would often be rocking
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: KLV-Rider on June 11, 2010, 16:05:33
so don't come knocking
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 11, 2010, 16:18:15
3 times on the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on June 13, 2010, 23:12:57
glass topped table, she
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on June 13, 2010, 23:15:01
squealed with delight as
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 13, 2010, 23:17:11
Mick did the unforgivable
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Lifebiker on June 15, 2010, 21:36:03
and it was one equivable
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 20, 2010, 22:22:41
He couldn´t be trusted
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on June 24, 2010, 22:17:27
and secretively stole a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 24, 2010, 22:25:02
Dwarf from the fair
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on June 25, 2010, 01:16:51
maiden who became entangled
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on June 25, 2010, 17:08:54
in a plate of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: stevekguy on June 25, 2010, 21:44:05
Tagliatelle and cheese sauce.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 25, 2010, 21:47:02
Meanwhile back at the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on June 28, 2010, 17:09:32
burger van a tall
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 28, 2010, 17:44:51
dark sexy man was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on June 28, 2010, 17:50:14
shagging a Cheese Roll
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 28, 2010, 18:07:41
and pouring single cream
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on June 28, 2010, 21:34:35
over a Dalmation when
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on June 29, 2010, 00:16:29
suddenly she unexpectedly said
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Hutchie on June 29, 2010, 00:25:05
I need a creamtea
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on June 29, 2010, 01:29:58
and 24 extra large
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on June 29, 2010, 09:01:18
buns with big cherries
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: milano_jon on July 02, 2010, 16:19:42
while riding on my
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 02, 2010, 17:46:55
tricycle, covered with a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 02, 2010, 22:33:02
black trenchcoat and big
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 02, 2010, 23:37:48
Hobnail boots with laces
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 03, 2010, 20:54:00
made of red liquorice
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on July 03, 2010, 21:43:41
which tastes much like
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 03, 2010, 21:48:11
strawberry yogurt and celery
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on July 03, 2010, 22:03:23
mixed with chocolate hobnobs
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 03, 2010, 22:04:27
normally used for roofing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on July 03, 2010, 23:20:21
buildings constructed by Andy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 04, 2010, 09:08:04
which were ofter reinforced
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 04, 2010, 09:09:07
with bullshit which Andy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 04, 2010, 09:32:35
shovelled from a large
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 04, 2010, 09:39:35
pile, next he added
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 04, 2010, 10:28:10
a sprinkling of freshly
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 04, 2010, 11:38:52
grated nutmeg which added
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 04, 2010, 12:03:32
much needed spice to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 04, 2010, 12:04:42
a very dull life
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 04, 2010, 15:53:20
which was exciting by
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 04, 2010, 16:26:59
most peoples standards, occasionally
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on July 04, 2010, 16:36:14
motorcycle enthusiasts would arrive
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on July 04, 2010, 19:17:19
prematurely, which made a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 04, 2010, 19:35:12
dreadfull mess, meaning that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 05, 2010, 11:31:21
a scrubber was needed
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 05, 2010, 13:59:41
to manhandle all the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 05, 2010, 14:08:17
guests, it was filmed
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 05, 2010, 14:46:02
in black and white
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 05, 2010, 14:51:55
by Tanya Hyde and




I know you're googling that  :grin:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 05, 2010, 16:19:45
a spotty teenager called
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 05, 2010, 17:55:31
Gareth, he was a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: jimmyp76 on July 05, 2010, 21:48:44
spotty yoof from a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 05, 2010, 22:31:33
travelling fairground, at weekends
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 05, 2010, 22:33:05
they rode the dodgems
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 06, 2010, 10:32:23
and blew kisses at
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 06, 2010, 10:38:49
all the passing EMOs
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 06, 2010, 10:44:09
and goaded them into
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 06, 2010, 18:18:16
a fight with ticklingsticks
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 06, 2010, 22:16:47
confetti and a small
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 06, 2010, 22:31:01
hairy biker, until recently
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 07, 2010, 06:57:25
working as an escort
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on July 07, 2010, 09:01:52
highly skilled in dipping
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 07, 2010, 09:41:29
heated candle wax and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 07, 2010, 20:27:13
potatoes and forming them
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 07, 2010, 20:30:04
into cheap tourist kitch
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 07, 2010, 20:32:50
in the shape of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 07, 2010, 20:47:40
Mr Blobby & Jordan
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 07, 2010, 21:26:11
with an Eifell Tower
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 07, 2010, 21:30:49
made from fresh asparagus
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 08, 2010, 17:16:38
with lettuce lattice and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 08, 2010, 18:17:34
the obligatory step ladder
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 08, 2010, 21:04:32
carefully chiselled from fresh
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 08, 2010, 23:16:42
carrots, meanwhile the hooker
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on July 09, 2010, 09:53:06
assiduously prepared her extra
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 09, 2010, 12:24:39
curricular timetable, Saturdays were
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 09, 2010, 17:37:24
always terribly busy with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 09, 2010, 17:43:04
Lots of men wanting
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 09, 2010, 17:55:56
a blow by blow
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 10, 2010, 06:49:08
service and attention to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 10, 2010, 18:11:13
detail which required a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 10, 2010, 19:40:59
lot of planning. Washing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on July 11, 2010, 01:36:41
required  pressure from
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 11, 2010, 12:48:44
her indoors who nagged
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on July 11, 2010, 15:45:28
just like all women
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on July 11, 2010, 15:47:41
Quote from: "V-Strom-Mark"
required  pressure from

Been having a couple of ciders, Mark. 3 words/4 words - near enough lol  lol  lol
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on July 11, 2010, 17:55:19
Quote from: "Sven"
Been having a couple of ciders, Mark. 3 words/4 words - near enough lol  lol  lol


 :shy:  :shy:  :shy:  :shy:  :shy:  Guilty as charged!

(bugger didn't notice that!)
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on July 11, 2010, 17:59:34
wanting to get their

(quick count, four, good. Nearly misspelled 'count', that could have been really unfortunate!)
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 12, 2010, 19:11:56
hands on a pair
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 12, 2010, 20:35:51
of really huge globes
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 12, 2010, 21:22:05
styled to look like
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 12, 2010, 21:26:35
the Jules Remy trophy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on July 12, 2010, 23:36:39
awarded to a nun
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 13, 2010, 10:58:53
with a secret, yesterday
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 13, 2010, 17:02:14
which disclosed who killed
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 13, 2010, 17:48:57
cock robin, despite earlier
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: creeper on July 13, 2010, 21:18:53
being found guilty of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 13, 2010, 21:41:39
fashion crimes by wearing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 13, 2010, 22:03:12
last seasons colours with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on July 14, 2010, 03:01:04
a yellow poodle taped
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 14, 2010, 08:53:29
to an orange labrador
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 14, 2010, 17:41:41
which was ballanced on
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 14, 2010, 19:36:30
a grey persian cat
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 14, 2010, 20:57:07
called Terry who regularly
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on July 14, 2010, 22:34:11
covered Tom Jones songs
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on July 14, 2010, 23:26:47
back in sixty-nine
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 15, 2010, 08:00:12
, during the summer when
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 15, 2010, 08:26:32
it wasn't unusual to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on July 15, 2010, 09:48:12
wear yellow, pink and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 15, 2010, 15:43:40
blue stripey socks with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on July 15, 2010, 21:10:11
with tight leather shorts
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 15, 2010, 21:16:09
and Austrian Lederhosen while
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on July 15, 2010, 23:10:52
causing deep vein thrombosis
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on July 16, 2010, 00:36:29
and gout from drinking
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 16, 2010, 06:58:56
vast quantities of cheap
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on July 16, 2010, 09:05:28
liquidised frogs legs, imported
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 16, 2010, 12:49:29
By nubile young nuns
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on July 16, 2010, 14:35:24
whose vowes of silence
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on July 16, 2010, 16:24:48
were broken by the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on July 16, 2010, 16:49:07
sight of Marlon Brando
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 16, 2010, 17:00:40
riding a V-Strom onto
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 16, 2010, 22:44:25
ensured secrets were kept
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on July 16, 2010, 23:31:02
by posting unsynchronised offerings!
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on July 17, 2010, 01:05:11
to confuse foreign agents
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 17, 2010, 09:42:29
despite using invisible ink
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on July 17, 2010, 13:06:27
he was still visible
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 17, 2010, 15:08:41
and wearing a fetching
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 17, 2010, 19:11:28
tutu, Alexei decided it
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on July 17, 2010, 22:41:46
clashed with his mankini
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on July 18, 2010, 10:35:59
though thankfully, he realised
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on July 18, 2010, 12:46:30
that his artificial leg
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 18, 2010, 15:44:16
could hold chilled wine
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: coopmick on July 18, 2010, 16:44:28
or nice warm mead
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on July 18, 2010, 17:13:12
which warmed his right
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 18, 2010, 17:22:16
cockles, the left ones
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on July 18, 2010, 19:27:27
had been pulled off
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 18, 2010, 19:28:14
by a vicious midget
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on July 18, 2010, 19:43:40
who'd lost his job
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on July 18, 2010, 19:52:18
as a human cannonball
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 18, 2010, 22:08:50
in the Government cutbacks
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on July 19, 2010, 09:25:04
Alexei's favourite trick was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 19, 2010, 12:00:07
playing Blind man's buff
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on July 19, 2010, 12:07:13
while eating jalapeno peppers
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on July 19, 2010, 16:31:02
from his concubines voluminous
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 19, 2010, 17:21:58
cleavage, which made all
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on July 19, 2010, 19:22:50
of his worries dissapear
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 19, 2010, 20:24:12
Relaxing with a beer
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on July 19, 2010, 22:40:23
he would get massaged
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 20, 2010, 06:49:58
by a tall Estonian
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 20, 2010, 08:45:45
With star tattoos on
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on July 20, 2010, 08:52:14
the inside of each
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on July 20, 2010, 11:30:13
arm pit which made
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 20, 2010, 12:12:30
shaving rash look like
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 20, 2010, 17:17:43
a good idea, meanwhile
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on July 20, 2010, 19:26:56
back at the ranch
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on July 21, 2010, 08:59:30
the inspectors were gleefully
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 21, 2010, 09:12:02
tupping the sheep and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on July 21, 2010, 11:40:23
sowing wild oats with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on July 21, 2010, 18:08:26
gay abandon. Dawn came
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 21, 2010, 18:14:16
quickly, she usually did
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 21, 2010, 20:51:34
especially when she was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on July 21, 2010, 22:54:58
using the extra large
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 22, 2010, 08:37:57
bread slicer, which had
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 22, 2010, 12:27:37
featured in the Argos
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on July 22, 2010, 15:26:23
special section last season
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 22, 2010, 15:41:24
alongside a George Formby
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on July 22, 2010, 16:02:51
lookalike wearing a fetching
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 22, 2010, 20:31:54
tweed trilby lined with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on July 23, 2010, 09:33:56
fluff from a japanese
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 23, 2010, 11:23:45
sumo wrestler's belly button
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 23, 2010, 16:58:50
and held together with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on July 23, 2010, 22:12:42
bat poo scraped off
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 24, 2010, 07:37:28
the inside of a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on July 24, 2010, 12:10:44
bat. Lately he had
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 24, 2010, 20:19:16
stomach cramps which sometimes
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 25, 2010, 16:32:13
led to dreadfull bouts
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on July 29, 2010, 12:44:15
of highly toxic gas
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 29, 2010, 12:52:49
which turned everyone green
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on July 29, 2010, 12:57:05
like the incredible hulk
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 29, 2010, 13:29:34
In a cult movie
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 29, 2010, 18:07:09
about greenness and the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 29, 2010, 20:21:06
goddess of the sea
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on July 29, 2010, 23:33:01
weed often smoked with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 30, 2010, 12:21:09
finny haddock and cream
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on July 30, 2010, 19:26:34
served on Cheryl Cole's large
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 30, 2010, 19:54:58
dinner plates, bought by
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on July 30, 2010, 20:53:04
Quote from: "V-Strom-Mark"
served on Cheryl Cole's large

You making up for when you posted 3 words lol  lol
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on July 30, 2010, 20:55:22
Bill Gates for a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on July 30, 2010, 21:25:39
Quote from: "Sven"
Quote from: "V-Strom-Mark"
served on Cheryl Cole's large

You making up for when you posted 3 words lol  lol


Ummmmmm, Yeah. (I'm such a boob!  :bawl: )
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on July 30, 2010, 21:28:03
dinner party for impoverished
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 30, 2010, 21:42:38
BMW owners whose service
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Hamdog on July 31, 2010, 01:37:54
Crashed! Meanwhile, in Greenland...
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 31, 2010, 07:00:19
a small rodent with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on July 31, 2010, 10:05:45
extreemly large purple furry
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on July 31, 2010, 14:42:33
ears started to chew
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 31, 2010, 15:31:44
on a transatlantic cable
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on July 31, 2010, 19:55:25
which sent 24,000 volts
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on August 01, 2010, 07:30:46
into it's nether regions
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 01, 2010, 10:19:46
lighting up it's bulging
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on August 01, 2010, 18:35:19
scrotum like furry toy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 02, 2010, 05:13:43
from toys-r-us, however this
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on August 02, 2010, 12:44:37
bright, shiny scrotum, often
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 02, 2010, 15:38:08
attracted the attention of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on August 02, 2010, 16:04:20
luminous Atlantic prawns who
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 02, 2010, 16:27:21
feasted upon the glowing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on August 02, 2010, 17:59:59
turds floating in the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 02, 2010, 20:16:50
Atlantic ocean while trying
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 02, 2010, 20:37:53
to perform King Lear, but
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 02, 2010, 21:08:33
this proved impossible, so
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on August 02, 2010, 21:44:10
Quote from: "V-Strom-Mark"
to perform King Lear, but


(Mark! Yes, you boy! Pay attention!)
 :angry-tappingfoot:  :thumb:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on August 02, 2010, 21:47:05
they joined forces with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 02, 2010, 22:30:35
Quote from: "Gassoon"
Quote from: "V-Strom-Mark"
to perform King Lear, but


(Mark! Yes, you boy! Pay attention!)
 :angry-tappingfoot:  :thumb:

Yes sir, sorry sir, rather broken today sir, try not to do it again sir. :doh:

Goes and finds dunce cap and stands in corner.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 02, 2010, 22:31:49
a school of mackerel
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on August 03, 2010, 01:29:06
wearing herring aids and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 03, 2010, 06:52:16
and attempt 'cats', which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on August 04, 2010, 12:32:11
is an anagram of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on August 04, 2010, 13:20:29
'scat' (lookitup!)- which those
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on August 04, 2010, 14:05:26
letters scrambled make acts
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on August 04, 2010, 16:29:59
of the apostles , which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on August 04, 2010, 16:50:33
features fish regularly. Jude
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 04, 2010, 19:50:49
Law was a regular
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on August 04, 2010, 21:48:31
in the Rovers Return
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on August 05, 2010, 00:27:46
where Len and Elsie
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on August 05, 2010, 12:40:11
seduced all the punters
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on August 05, 2010, 16:24:50
including Minnie Caldwell whose
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 05, 2010, 18:25:40
perfume could be mistaken
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on August 05, 2010, 20:05:47
for the red rec's
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on August 06, 2010, 06:18:22
complimentary clothes pegs were
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on August 06, 2010, 16:57:38
donated by priests in
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on August 06, 2010, 20:37:12
a small Irish village
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 07, 2010, 07:46:41
off the Atlantic coast
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on August 07, 2010, 09:59:13
where every summer solstice
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 07, 2010, 15:54:52
the villagers would strip
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on August 07, 2010, 16:10:55
wallpaper in tribute to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 07, 2010, 18:46:44
interior design programmes, however
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on August 07, 2010, 19:18:14
sometimes they drank too
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 07, 2010, 20:10:55
much Vimto, resulting in
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on August 09, 2010, 18:15:41
billowing waves of glowing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on August 09, 2010, 20:29:09
vomit, which covered the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on August 09, 2010, 21:37:54
picture of the leader
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on August 09, 2010, 22:25:31
of the word counters  :angry-tappingfoot:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 10, 2010, 07:59:04
who would interfere and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on August 10, 2010, 08:18:08
count to four because
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 10, 2010, 09:02:02
it was proving too
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on August 10, 2010, 09:38:51
challenging for his sense
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on August 10, 2010, 12:08:09
of humour, it was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on August 10, 2010, 12:44:21
warped but then again
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on August 10, 2010, 12:58:23
beer soon sorts that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 10, 2010, 16:25:13
and the sheep was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on August 10, 2010, 17:18:14
ready for more action
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 10, 2010, 17:24:25
despite being on the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on August 10, 2010, 17:25:24
horrors from the drink
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 10, 2010, 19:24:56
the night before, meanwhile
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Georgeharrier on August 10, 2010, 19:26:56
back at the ranch   :violence-uzi:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 10, 2010, 19:33:48
the cow's were starting
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Georgeharrier on August 10, 2010, 19:34:54
to moooove about but
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 10, 2010, 19:39:45
hesitated because of a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on August 10, 2010, 19:57:21
mooovie showing rump steak
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 10, 2010, 21:07:11
being tenderised and then
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on August 10, 2010, 21:15:52
during the intermission the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Georgeharrier on August 10, 2010, 21:27:17
chickens attack the baboons
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 10, 2010, 21:33:31
with water bombs and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on August 10, 2010, 22:12:45
crossed the road because
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on August 10, 2010, 22:30:45
the GS Riders were
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on August 11, 2010, 00:02:34
broken down, however strommers
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 11, 2010, 07:13:25
passed without drama, pausing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on August 11, 2010, 07:40:02
to apply Kurust to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on August 11, 2010, 09:18:07
every fixing. Twice. Then
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on August 11, 2010, 11:46:48
some KY Jelly for
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 11, 2010, 17:12:37
added winter protection and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on August 11, 2010, 17:59:03
therefore their shaft drives
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 11, 2010, 18:41:29
wouldn't catch fire, unlike
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on August 12, 2010, 08:31:28
Triumph Tigers, notorious 'flamers'
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 12, 2010, 17:42:08
which would spontaneously burst
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on August 12, 2010, 20:16:05
volcanic flames everywhere if
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 13, 2010, 06:37:12
left unattended for even
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on August 13, 2010, 10:44:19
nanoseconds, anywhere near Wales!
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on August 13, 2010, 12:11:07
Meanwhile a dark cloud
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on August 13, 2010, 14:30:04
with a silver lining
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 13, 2010, 15:43:13
hung over a herd
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on August 14, 2010, 11:04:31
of cruiser riders with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on August 14, 2010, 14:42:55
Vstrom envy, and extremely
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on August 14, 2010, 23:02:57
loud pipes but small
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 14, 2010, 23:45:00
pistons that were not
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 15, 2010, 16:20:56
very quick or even
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on August 15, 2010, 18:51:58
getting lubricated properly, without
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on August 16, 2010, 09:16:29
seizing solid, midway through
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Georgeharrier on August 16, 2010, 13:44:23
the compresion stroke, which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on August 16, 2010, 16:57:40
believe you me is
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 17, 2010, 00:17:00
rather embarrassing if you're
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Georgeharrier on August 17, 2010, 09:02:04
in a hot tub
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on August 17, 2010, 12:18:35
With a bouncing Czech
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on August 17, 2010, 16:35:33
woman, who is capable
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Drifter's Escape on August 17, 2010, 17:12:43
of massive compression of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 17, 2010, 17:44:01
a sponge laden with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Georgeharrier on August 17, 2010, 20:31:17
baby sponges and some
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 18, 2010, 00:07:25
rather tangy sauce which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Georgeharrier on August 18, 2010, 08:31:51
tasted like a wet
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on August 18, 2010, 11:14:22
bath mat at the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Georgeharrier on August 18, 2010, 11:21:34
local pool, where all
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on August 18, 2010, 12:13:29
the sweaty feet had
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 18, 2010, 12:15:23
been rubbed with coarse
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on August 18, 2010, 12:40:33
sand paper for veruca's
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 18, 2010, 17:06:40
salt bath to improve
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on August 18, 2010, 20:38:38
buoyancy. However, little did
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on August 19, 2010, 10:26:01
they know there was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Georgeharrier on August 19, 2010, 10:33:29
a crocodile with eight
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on August 19, 2010, 10:36:24
legs (octodile!), lurking in
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on August 19, 2010, 11:18:55
the jacuzzi waiting for
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 19, 2010, 19:09:14
Jordan and her two
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 20, 2010, 02:51:10
assets which didn't pose
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 20, 2010, 06:53:11
very well for the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on August 20, 2010, 08:49:44
ogling cruiser riders, picking
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on August 20, 2010, 12:07:54
mature chedder from their
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 20, 2010, 18:51:31
chaps and flinging it
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 21, 2010, 01:18:32
at Simon Cowell who
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 21, 2010, 09:06:36
was pulling his trousers
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on August 21, 2010, 10:11:01
down and inserting his
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 21, 2010, 15:36:18
baguette inside them to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 21, 2010, 21:13:57
impress a group of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 22, 2010, 12:59:06
albino rhino's from Wrynose
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 22, 2010, 19:50:22
instead they trampled him
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 23, 2010, 17:38:10
as they couldn't possibly
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on August 24, 2010, 09:20:02
have won Xfactor without
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on August 24, 2010, 11:58:53
placing a bet on
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 24, 2010, 15:43:39
Elvis turning up at
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on August 24, 2010, 16:39:15
the M6 Service Station
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on August 24, 2010, 20:20:37
where their circus had
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 24, 2010, 23:24:03
let the clowns out
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 25, 2010, 08:35:04
to practice on the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on August 25, 2010, 10:19:11
kitten-juggling midgets, while
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on August 25, 2010, 11:59:44
dogs howled in glory
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on August 25, 2010, 14:41:21
'neath a starless canopy



(sorry - humour circuits blown - I resign!)
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on August 25, 2010, 16:33:01
to the tune off
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 27, 2010, 06:37:49
Kylie Minogue's latest hit
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 27, 2010, 23:59:54
prompting the bearded lady
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 28, 2010, 07:25:57
to don a 'Subo'
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on August 31, 2010, 11:33:09
and get really stressed
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 31, 2010, 11:54:20
because her backside wasn't
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 31, 2010, 14:16:14
as big or as
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on September 01, 2010, 11:47:35
clean as the other
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 01, 2010, 20:53:55
transvestites despite having a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on September 02, 2010, 01:10:31
hosepipe wielding monkey and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 02, 2010, 06:35:20
giraffe for it to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on September 04, 2010, 21:35:59
clean the large folds
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 05, 2010, 09:33:31
of surplus flesh, however
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on September 07, 2010, 12:32:46
Arthur the vet wanted
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on September 07, 2010, 23:25:58
to stop the exploitation
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 08, 2010, 06:46:11
of mohair gerbils because
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on September 08, 2010, 16:21:33
it's classed as cruelty
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on September 08, 2010, 23:23:37
except by Richard Gere
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 09, 2010, 06:39:58
who farms them so
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on September 09, 2010, 12:46:00
He can sellotape them
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on September 09, 2010, 12:57:50
to the front of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 09, 2010, 16:31:33
his noggin to hide
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on September 10, 2010, 00:58:26
the fact that his
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 10, 2010, 20:57:23
hair has departed and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on September 10, 2010, 21:52:08
he was ashamed when
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on September 10, 2010, 22:06:39
an invisible rabbit appeared
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on September 10, 2010, 22:09:43
and started humping a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on September 11, 2010, 01:59:39
Chihuahua duct taped to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on September 11, 2010, 11:54:04
a mini moto from
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 11, 2010, 21:22:23
china when suddenly a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on September 12, 2010, 00:04:06
cute pizza delivery girl
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 12, 2010, 16:26:01
arrived with an 18"
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on September 13, 2010, 12:33:58
toy and big smile
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 13, 2010, 16:41:31
complete with a happy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on September 13, 2010, 19:41:16
hippy and buzzing bunny
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on September 14, 2010, 12:01:04
running on duracell batteries
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 14, 2010, 18:13:08
so it would never
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on September 14, 2010, 23:00:08
stop its energetic banging
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on September 14, 2010, 23:15:53
with a rampant rabbit
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 15, 2010, 16:59:06
and rodger the randy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on September 15, 2010, 23:43:36
reindeer rancher, regarded by
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 16, 2010, 07:04:02
revered reverend's and red
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on September 17, 2010, 11:35:45
cheeked ladies with big
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 19, 2010, 18:21:39
rosey red rumps and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on September 20, 2010, 08:23:22
sparkly nipple-tassels whirling
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on September 20, 2010, 10:26:00
around in the wind
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 20, 2010, 19:50:26
they gyrated along to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on September 22, 2010, 08:52:38
Brentford, where the competition
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on September 22, 2010, 10:10:18
was for the largest
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 22, 2010, 18:11:11
turnip, a competition popular
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on September 23, 2010, 01:35:57
in the 1700's but
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 23, 2010, 08:14:14
replaced today by a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on September 23, 2010, 09:17:49
'Ugliest Bike' award won
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on September 23, 2010, 12:56:57
by Susan Boyle on
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 23, 2010, 19:57:39
a Hardley Dangerous with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on September 24, 2010, 09:12:06
pigs in a sidecar
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on September 24, 2010, 15:40:10
cobbled out of scrapped
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on September 24, 2010, 20:47:24
shopping trolleys and a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 25, 2010, 05:55:29
Family circle biscuit tin
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on September 27, 2010, 00:56:56
that was pinched from
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on September 27, 2010, 09:31:52
Poundland. Meanwhile, V-Strom riders
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 27, 2010, 12:12:26
and thier pillons took
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on September 28, 2010, 12:10:07
Flasks to faraway places
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on September 28, 2010, 12:15:08
for a big party
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 28, 2010, 18:05:55
with cakes and large
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on September 28, 2010, 19:13:35
retailer marquees, selling everything
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 28, 2010, 21:36:07
from inflatable Elks to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on September 29, 2010, 00:16:52
hernia trusses for Harley
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on September 29, 2010, 14:22:11
and just at that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 29, 2010, 18:25:42
point in walks a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on September 29, 2010, 20:53:00
priest clutching a large
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on September 29, 2010, 20:54:02
choir boy which he
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on September 30, 2010, 10:14:42
was using to help
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 30, 2010, 22:07:55
mop up the mess
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on October 01, 2010, 00:22:02
made by some unruly
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on October 01, 2010, 06:36:16
yob who'd gatecrashed with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on October 05, 2010, 17:57:00
a 4x4, flinging his
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on October 05, 2010, 19:03:16
mud from his general
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on October 05, 2010, 22:26:22
Lee monstertruck. Choirboy Trevor
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on October 06, 2010, 00:30:12
didn't care for the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on October 06, 2010, 08:41:46
flasks, strommers, priests because
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on October 06, 2010, 15:59:49
there was a nun
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on October 06, 2010, 16:45:44
dressed as an extra
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on October 07, 2010, 08:53:47
from Dr Who, sporting
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on October 07, 2010, 09:55:16
a tardis along with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on October 07, 2010, 21:03:10
a sonic screwdriver and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on October 08, 2010, 10:08:43
those dangly skin-flaps hanging
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on October 08, 2010, 16:35:37
from a poorly made
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 08, 2010, 17:03:23
frankenstein, the horror story
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on October 12, 2010, 06:09:14
based on a flimsy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on October 12, 2010, 09:24:51
whimsy, an early zombie
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on October 12, 2010, 12:19:35
had devoured a strommer
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on October 12, 2010, 18:40:32
and swallowed a whole
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on October 12, 2010, 23:01:36
jar of jalapenos, creating
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on October 13, 2010, 03:18:33
some terrible farts that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on October 13, 2010, 07:06:56
that would stop a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on October 13, 2010, 08:46:16
skunk convention, or clear
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on October 13, 2010, 19:05:05
a bar at last
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on October 14, 2010, 10:12:53
here comes febreze with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on October 14, 2010, 17:26:59
fabric freshener, but this
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 11, 2010, 12:50:26
Time it didn't work
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on November 11, 2010, 19:50:49
because everyone stopped posting
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on November 12, 2010, 09:16:57
so is this the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gaz_1000 on November 13, 2010, 15:48:51
end for the story
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on November 13, 2010, 19:21:20
unless someone decides to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on November 13, 2010, 20:25:30
begin the sequel, entitled
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 14, 2010, 10:21:19
five word story or
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on November 16, 2010, 08:42:29
to simply   fade   away...
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 16, 2010, 17:19:21
But it's always better
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on November 17, 2010, 09:02:23
with an opening sentence
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 17, 2010, 18:34:19
containing the mighty words -
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on November 17, 2010, 20:24:45
Arse, Feck, Girls, Bollox,
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: GrandadsV on November 17, 2010, 22:32:12
tatooed on your forehead
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on November 18, 2010, 08:17:22
CHAPTER ONE.  'ARSE'

" It
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 18, 2010, 19:55:22
strated with a small
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on November 19, 2010, 09:24:59
rodent burrowing determinedly into
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 19, 2010, 16:58:05
a large pumpkin covered
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on November 19, 2010, 17:21:51
Pen is really tiny
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 27, 2010, 07:45:26
however the large clown
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: gadgetmandb on November 27, 2010, 09:23:27
Unzipped flopping out his
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: big john on November 27, 2010, 12:18:27
blistered feet from running
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 27, 2010, 15:01:10
the New York marathon
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 02, 2010, 12:52:37
Which was renamed snickers
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 02, 2010, 18:45:19
by politically correct toss
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on December 04, 2010, 01:47:44
pots, who decided that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 04, 2010, 14:50:14
everything should be given
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on December 04, 2010, 18:16:32
universal branding in an
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 05, 2010, 09:13:06
attempt to create a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Anonymous on December 06, 2010, 02:16:29
Totally PC society, idiots...
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 06, 2010, 16:41:04
also known as politicians
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Anonymous on December 19, 2010, 22:22:38
are licking the arses
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 20, 2010, 16:54:15
after eating a large
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on December 20, 2010, 20:41:12
strawberry yoghurt with sprinkles
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on December 21, 2010, 01:35:19
from Tesco's bargain rack
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: docolon on December 21, 2010, 07:53:10
mom say you know?
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Anonymous on December 27, 2010, 08:27:41
(keep your Moms rack, out of this...lol)
(Sorry, couldn't be helped... keep calm, and carry on...)
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 02, 2011, 21:10:58
Quote from: "docolon"
mom say you know?


where my socks are
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 04, 2011, 19:16:23
because my feet have
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on January 05, 2011, 08:55:40
six toes each, requiring
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 06, 2011, 12:26:45
two additional appendage holes
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 07, 2011, 17:13:15
to allow the extra
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 08, 2011, 01:13:01
toe jam somewhere to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 09, 2011, 11:26:59
be collected into a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Anonymous on January 09, 2011, 16:24:17
large Tupperware container, which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 09, 2011, 16:52:05
was previously used to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Anonymous on January 10, 2011, 03:57:55
store his minced pies...
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 10, 2011, 12:59:48
and good Northern gravy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 10, 2011, 18:00:24
which was made from
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2011, 22:47:33
Haggis bashing Southern Softies
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 14, 2011, 06:53:24
mixed with a blend
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 25, 2011, 12:05:49
Of burly Irish Navvi
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 25, 2011, 17:22:53
to form a thick
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Piglumps on January 25, 2011, 17:26:28
crust. Top with cheddar
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 25, 2011, 21:45:02
and bake for fifty
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Anonymous on January 25, 2011, 23:45:33
miles, on the exhaust
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 26, 2011, 00:50:20
of a knackered Fiesta
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2011, 17:18:01
which was a Choccy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 26, 2011, 18:12:07
brown colour with a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 26, 2011, 21:56:56
drivers seat made from
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on January 27, 2011, 12:45:29
old sweatpants and rubber
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 27, 2011, 19:42:56
bands, streched over a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Anonymous on January 27, 2011, 21:10:44
Virgins Stocking, which gave
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 28, 2011, 16:17:25
a supportive ride, but
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 28, 2011, 19:31:55
left a weird impression
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Fat Rat on January 28, 2011, 22:19:42
of Frank Spencer doing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on January 29, 2011, 00:45:31
Betty in a nuns
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 29, 2011, 07:13:05
outfit with a large
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 15, 2011, 12:55:39
Cassock and a wooden
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Anonymous on February 15, 2011, 14:21:25
saw horse, which gives
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 15, 2011, 17:46:31
out free sweets to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: eckthesaint on February 15, 2011, 18:03:43
sixteen year old boys.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Anonymous on February 15, 2011, 21:32:50
16 year old girls,
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 15, 2011, 22:05:49
and pensioners despite having
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: edd3647 on February 15, 2011, 22:43:10
a safety warning reading
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Anonymous on February 16, 2011, 00:05:21
Caution! Rabid Hedgehogs, 50
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on February 16, 2011, 01:06:10
per pack, do not
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 16, 2011, 08:13:02
place in direct sunlight
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 25, 2011, 12:41:34
Otherwise it will shrink
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 25, 2011, 18:50:52
and fade leaving a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on February 25, 2011, 23:25:19
sticky residue that must
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on February 26, 2011, 10:07:57
be licked off, or
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 26, 2011, 10:20:14
sprayed with a solvent
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on February 26, 2011, 20:27:15
mixed with urine from
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 27, 2011, 00:52:56
tiny white mice which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on February 27, 2011, 01:24:43
have been fed smarties
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2011, 01:46:52
which turned them Diabetic
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 27, 2011, 08:03:00
requiring a regular injection
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2011, 20:16:47
of childs spinal fluid,
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on February 27, 2011, 21:57:31
figs and stout.  Surprisingly,
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on February 28, 2011, 12:24:12
this gave them xray
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 28, 2011, 17:36:49
vision and farts that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on February 28, 2011, 18:33:15
when ignited, could melt
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Post by: BluesBoy on February 28, 2011, 22:28:25
cheesecake.  It occurred to
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Post by: 2112 on March 01, 2011, 07:15:34
the gathering crowd that
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Post by: BluesBoy on March 01, 2011, 11:09:30
cheddar, stilton and brie
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Post by: 2112 on March 01, 2011, 15:43:51
when mixed carefully together
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Post by: Gassoon on March 01, 2011, 19:29:50
slathered into y-fronts, gave
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Post by: 2112 on March 01, 2011, 19:50:39
a sensation similar to
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Post by: BluesBoy on March 01, 2011, 19:52:16
wading in warm frothy
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 01, 2011, 23:41:31
milk with an electric
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Post by: 2112 on March 02, 2011, 06:47:56
blanket wrapped around your
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Post by: BluesBoy on March 02, 2011, 18:06:31
lime green mankini, snagging
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Post by: Gassoon on March 02, 2011, 18:09:33
every passing woman into
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Post by: 2112 on March 03, 2011, 17:11:08
the gloopy mess, causing
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Post by: BluesBoy on March 03, 2011, 20:18:51
every woman to say :
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Post by: edd3647 on March 03, 2011, 20:24:11
My gosh that's BIG :shock:
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Post by: BluesBoy on March 04, 2011, 08:08:21
but a trifle messy!
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Post by: Gassoon on March 04, 2011, 17:09:38
And "where's the spoon"?
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Post by: 2112 on March 04, 2011, 17:24:53
said the Reverend in
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Post by: edd3647 on March 05, 2011, 19:54:30
Between tossing the old
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Post by: 2112 on March 06, 2011, 10:42:51
rocket salad and fetucchini
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Post by: Gassoon on March 07, 2011, 09:04:35
(the Newcastle defender), and
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Post by: 2112 on March 07, 2011, 12:01:06
a well stuffed welsh
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Post by: edd3647 on March 08, 2011, 12:40:28
Nun on holiday in
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Post by: 2112 on March 09, 2011, 06:51:24
sunny Whitley Bay when


P.S. It's rarely sunny in Whitley Bay and NEVER warm ! The girls still wear bugger all year round though !
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Post by: Gassoon on March 09, 2011, 08:42:40
his congregation arrived, singing
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Post by: 2112 on March 09, 2011, 18:39:42
hits from Simon Cowell's
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Post by: edd3647 on March 09, 2011, 22:04:42
Latest godforsaken show called
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Post by: 2112 on March 10, 2011, 06:26:39
'How high can my
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Post by: Gassoon on March 10, 2011, 07:49:21
Exploitative Profits Rise', starring
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Post by: 2112 on March 10, 2011, 19:37:06
the late Rod Hull
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 10, 2011, 23:24:52
and Emu both preserved
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Post by: 2112 on March 10, 2011, 23:38:27
in a formaldahyde and

Not entireli sure on thee speelig of that won
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 11, 2011, 03:04:41
golden syrup mixture created
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Post by: Gassoon on March 11, 2011, 08:54:54
for Vstrom riders to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: edd3647 on March 12, 2011, 22:55:32
Smear all over their
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 13, 2011, 18:22:55
nuts and other small
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: edd3647 on March 14, 2011, 15:32:40
floppy and sometimes hairy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 14, 2011, 17:38:43
BMW GS riders, envious
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Post by: edd3647 on March 14, 2011, 19:48:52
Of V Strom riding
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Post by: 2112 on March 14, 2011, 22:11:10
and reliability, however the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 15, 2011, 01:41:06
BMW riders forgot one
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Post by: 2112 on March 15, 2011, 06:08:11
important croissant, meaning the
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Post by: Gassoon on March 15, 2011, 08:36:26
golden syrup stickied their
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Post by: 2112 on March 15, 2011, 18:28:34
hot crossed Bavarian buns
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Post by: Catballou on March 18, 2011, 21:54:35
and soon the wasps
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Post by: 2112 on March 18, 2011, 22:29:17
were feasting on their
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 19, 2011, 00:02:16
new found flaky pastry
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Post by: edd3647 on March 19, 2011, 12:53:51
Until a large passing
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Post by: 2112 on March 19, 2011, 16:46:52
of wind startled the
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Post by: edd3647 on March 20, 2011, 17:41:46
Nearby drunken pack of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 20, 2011, 21:46:42
OAP's who had just
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Post by: edd3647 on March 20, 2011, 22:24:45
Been ejected from the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 21, 2011, 16:47:52
Subway sandwich shop because
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: edd3647 on March 21, 2011, 21:05:48
Someone dropped an almighty
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 21, 2011, 22:22:55
hearty Italian meatball with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 22, 2011, 00:05:11
cheese down the back
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 22, 2011, 06:36:37
of the assistant causing
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Post by: edd3647 on March 22, 2011, 20:31:50
Her to accidentally release
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Post by: Lonely Nodder on March 22, 2011, 20:40:19
the puppy she was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 22, 2011, 21:17:37
about to turn into
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Post by: edd3647 on March 23, 2011, 21:44:58
The local branch of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 23, 2011, 22:13:21
the womens institute when
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Post by: edd3647 on March 25, 2011, 11:53:55
Suddenly a drunken Irish
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 25, 2011, 16:20:00
dancer came hurtling through
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 26, 2011, 20:38:27
on a small clowns
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 26, 2011, 21:34:54
car, the doors falling
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on March 28, 2011, 21:59:12
open revealing red leather
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Post by: 2112 on March 29, 2011, 17:04:39
seats and a bright
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Anonymous on March 30, 2011, 05:50:50
blonde, which is rare...
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Post by: 2112 on March 30, 2011, 07:04:04
and almost unheard of
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Post by: Catballou on March 30, 2011, 12:16:48
Around the M4 corridor
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Post by: edd3647 on March 31, 2011, 11:51:20
Because they were all
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Anonymous on March 31, 2011, 14:05:37
legs akimbo, in the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 31, 2011, 19:38:50
back of a stretch
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on April 01, 2011, 00:26:19
and bend exercise video
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: edd3647 on April 01, 2011, 13:29:31
utterly naked and spraying
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Post by: 2112 on April 01, 2011, 17:36:21
champagne at anyone passing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: edd3647 on April 01, 2011, 21:31:23
but unfortunately the vicar
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Post by: 2112 on April 02, 2011, 07:49:23
was caught in the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on April 02, 2011, 15:05:11
tender bits by one
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Post by: 2112 on April 02, 2011, 18:41:44
of the rear doors
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Post by: edd3647 on April 05, 2011, 22:04:25
screaming in pain he
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on April 06, 2011, 01:52:48
grabbed the closest pair
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Post by: 2112 on April 06, 2011, 17:28:34
of champagne flutes, covering
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on April 12, 2011, 12:51:32
600 YARDS IN JUST
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Post by: 2112 on April 12, 2011, 12:59:50
two seconds, breaking the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on April 13, 2011, 02:15:35
record for sprinting clergymen
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Post by: Catballou on April 13, 2011, 12:43:41
and mountain goat races
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 13, 2011, 17:00:40
while holding a pair
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Post by: rascaltrousers on April 13, 2011, 20:06:54
of plump juicy melons
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on April 14, 2011, 02:07:50
with the goat wearing
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Post by: 2112 on April 14, 2011, 06:51:44
a white tuxedo and
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Post by: rascaltrousers on April 14, 2011, 11:54:47
sheer black nylon stockings
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Post by: Gaz_1000 on April 14, 2011, 13:00:02
that it took from
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Post by: rascaltrousers on April 14, 2011, 18:22:42
Princess Anne's washing line
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Post by: 2112 on April 14, 2011, 18:44:42
spoiling her wedding outfit
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on April 15, 2011, 01:10:59
that was to go
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 15, 2011, 06:55:58
to Oxfam, despite this
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on April 16, 2011, 01:22:18
Anne's old Reliant Scimitar
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Post by: 2112 on April 16, 2011, 07:34:46
had failed it's MOT
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on April 19, 2011, 00:14:03
so was turned into
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 19, 2011, 07:03:54
a drinks cabinet, alowing
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Post by: Gaz_1000 on April 21, 2011, 15:03:41
wild parties with corgies
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Post by: 2112 on April 21, 2011, 17:17:41
and drinking contests with
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Post by: Gaz_1000 on April 22, 2011, 16:33:01
Harry, William and Charlie
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Post by: 2112 on April 23, 2011, 09:19:38
which led to the
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on April 23, 2011, 15:09:20
arrests of several members
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Post by: 2112 on April 23, 2011, 17:40:27
of the monster raving
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on April 23, 2011, 18:23:07
loony party who had
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 24, 2011, 08:56:34
gatecrashed the event leading
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Post by: Anonymous on April 25, 2011, 11:46:12
a large camel, which
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Post by: 2112 on April 25, 2011, 12:06:20
proceeded to poo all
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Post by: Catballou on July 14, 2011, 11:10:34
over the tent that
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Post by: 2112 on July 14, 2011, 17:04:57
The jigsaw competition was
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Post by: Piglumps on July 14, 2011, 20:26:51
being judged. Meanwhile, back
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 14, 2011, 22:17:44
in 1970 the flares
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Piglumps on July 15, 2011, 15:26:55
got wider (and wilder!)
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 18, 2011, 18:29:40
and the colours even
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Post by: Kawasuki on July 18, 2011, 20:49:17
started to run into
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Post by: bencav on July 18, 2011, 20:58:19
the central reservation of
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Post by: Piglumps on July 19, 2011, 15:26:50
a nearby motorway, causing
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Post by: 2112 on July 19, 2011, 20:03:16
traffic to be 'marooned'
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: bencav on July 19, 2011, 22:10:35
like pink floyd's spaniel
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 20, 2011, 17:45:38
called Daniel who had
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Post by: bencav on July 20, 2011, 18:20:00
a rather unfortunately shaped
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Kawasuki on July 20, 2011, 18:57:50
and very very swollen
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: bencav on July 20, 2011, 19:20:45
periorbital area which had
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 21, 2011, 17:18:29
bled for three whole
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Kawasuki on July 22, 2011, 14:21:26
Painful but enjoyable hours :-x
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 22, 2011, 17:30:47
until a nurse applied
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Kawasuki on July 22, 2011, 22:30:29
a rapid rat to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 23, 2011, 12:22:15
mop up the overflowing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on July 23, 2011, 15:48:13
discharge that had stained
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Piglumps on July 23, 2011, 16:40:36
both the floor and....
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 23, 2011, 17:02:24
the curtains, meanwhile on
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: bencav on July 23, 2011, 20:47:05
an elephant trek through
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Kawasuki on July 23, 2011, 22:19:31
deepest darkest wigan a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 24, 2011, 14:07:27
pigmy ventriloquist was standing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on July 24, 2011, 17:01:04
close to a pie
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on July 24, 2011, 18:42:18
eating contest held by
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: bencav on July 24, 2011, 19:48:59
The queen who whispered
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on July 24, 2011, 23:35:52
that Philip couldn't eat
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 25, 2011, 06:55:38
a whole pie but
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: bencav on July 25, 2011, 08:39:57
perhaps a nibble on
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: trophyrider on July 25, 2011, 11:13:36
athletes foot covered toe
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 25, 2011, 16:27:31
might quench his appetite
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on July 27, 2011, 00:30:27
for cheesecake and sweet
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 27, 2011, 08:26:40
chilli sauce with a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: bencav on July 27, 2011, 09:24:23
light sprinkling of toasted
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on July 27, 2011, 12:03:19
ants found under a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 27, 2011, 12:33:07
taco shell when suddenly
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on July 29, 2011, 00:22:18
Hello-vis superhero Dayglo-Derek arrived
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 29, 2011, 06:27:33
on his rusty old
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on July 30, 2011, 16:47:18
Vespa that had been
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on July 31, 2011, 10:51:12
dragged out from a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on July 31, 2011, 22:06:08
stinking turkey shed owned
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 01, 2011, 06:51:38
by Amy Winehouse who
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on August 01, 2011, 15:14:00
loved wearing Hello-vis during
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 01, 2011, 18:24:16
her cremation when she
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on August 04, 2011, 17:14:13
wanted to be seen
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 04, 2011, 17:16:09
going up in a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on August 04, 2011, 17:20:11
fluorescent plume of conspicuous
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 04, 2011, 20:45:47
smoke, a result of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 04, 2011, 22:17:37
the remaining hair spray
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on August 04, 2011, 22:53:51
in her backcombed merkin,
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 05, 2011, 06:58:49
which had everyone including
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 06, 2011, 00:02:48
the local chapter of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Piglumps on August 06, 2011, 16:01:54
Hell's Grannies knitting furiously.....
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 06, 2011, 16:47:13
to finish off a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Kawasuki on August 07, 2011, 15:21:59
multi coloured willy warmer
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 07, 2011, 15:23:19
for Alan Titchmarsh to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 07, 2011, 19:06:13
present to Prince Charles
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on August 08, 2011, 11:33:13
as a Duchy Original
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 08, 2011, 19:29:46
wrapped in organic brown
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Piglumps on August 09, 2011, 16:58:18
wrapping paper, string and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 09, 2011, 17:08:06
cheese, this became rather
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on August 09, 2011, 23:52:16
an instant classic, presented
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 10, 2011, 19:26:29
on a velvet cushion
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Anonymous on August 12, 2011, 11:10:45
borne by a large
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 12, 2011, 16:19:16
St Bernard dog with a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Anonymous on August 12, 2011, 22:37:51
Lisp and enormous great
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 12, 2011, 23:13:51
dane following along sedately
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on August 13, 2011, 01:11:33
in a shopping trolley
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 13, 2011, 11:50:23
pulled by a small
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on August 13, 2011, 21:11:11
dwarf skinhead with bad
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 14, 2011, 00:12:24
acne and a scabby
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 14, 2011, 09:45:37
forehead caused by too
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Anonymous on August 14, 2011, 12:41:28
much stroking of his
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 14, 2011, 19:39:14
goatee beard which had
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 14, 2011, 20:33:20
grown so long he
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 15, 2011, 07:08:55
could wear it around
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on August 15, 2011, 13:09:36
both of his dangling
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 15, 2011, 16:50:12
gold earrings, this however
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Anonymous on August 15, 2011, 20:55:15
is by the by
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 15, 2011, 21:37:52
as the local parish
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on August 15, 2011, 22:22:15
vicar couldn't resist backcombing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Anonymous on August 16, 2011, 08:44:53
his copious leg hair
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 16, 2011, 20:04:52
sweeping it into a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Piglumps on August 16, 2011, 20:06:49
massive blue bouffant underneath....
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on August 16, 2011, 20:24:56
his robes like a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 17, 2011, 00:35:58
nest made by a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 17, 2011, 06:43:42
rook with sticks and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 18, 2011, 00:56:09
winter cabbage stolen from
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Piglumps on August 18, 2011, 16:45:25
Lidl. It looked really...
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 18, 2011, 17:20:28
professional and not like
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on August 18, 2011, 17:39:37
the average vicar's hairy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 18, 2011, 20:11:06
nasal passage but more
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 19, 2011, 00:37:20
a nicely trimmed young
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Piglumps on August 19, 2011, 19:42:36
privet hedge in a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 20, 2011, 00:24:00
corner of Westonbirt Arboretum
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on August 20, 2011, 23:48:36
,but bushes aside, many
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 21, 2011, 15:11:08
people often mistake this
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 21, 2011, 23:53:35
sceptred isle as a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 22, 2011, 06:41:03
dumping ground for unused
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on August 22, 2011, 08:47:16
brains, encouraging the conglomeration
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 22, 2011, 22:27:57
of non-educated delinquents to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on August 23, 2011, 20:27:42
pop down their local
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 23, 2011, 23:53:13
off licence so they
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: metbandit1 on August 24, 2011, 08:16:37
can buy white ace
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on August 24, 2011, 21:03:14
, a pack of cheeky
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: metbandit1 on August 24, 2011, 21:14:20
Hubba-bubba chewing gum and,
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Catballou on August 24, 2011, 22:26:25
42 licorice laces, which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on August 24, 2011, 23:22:46
could cause enough flatulence
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 25, 2011, 00:16:25
to disrupt the Earth's
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 25, 2011, 06:44:19
rotation, causing the planet
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on August 27, 2011, 14:21:01
to wobble like a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Piglumps on August 27, 2011, 14:48:15
Wee on underinflated Trailwings
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on August 27, 2011, 16:32:07
on a wet road
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: metbandit1 on August 27, 2011, 17:52:37
causing the poor strom
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 27, 2011, 20:03:45
to scare it's rider
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Post by: Gassoon on August 27, 2011, 23:45:08
beyond mere flatulence, into
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 28, 2011, 01:55:22
a change of undercrackers
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Post by: 2112 on August 28, 2011, 10:54:16
due to the thick
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 28, 2011, 23:58:05
brown smelly deposit on
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Post by: 2112 on August 29, 2011, 16:23:30
a new v-strom which
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Post by: Gassoon on August 29, 2011, 20:21:36
is cheaper than cash
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Post by: Piglumps on August 29, 2011, 20:32:48
In some godforesaken lands.
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Post by: 2112 on August 29, 2011, 20:38:25
However, this didn't stop
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 30, 2011, 00:28:17
two blonde weather bunnies
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Post by: 2112 on August 31, 2011, 15:50:19
from appearing on the
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on September 01, 2011, 00:33:24
TV wearing Andy's v-strom.co.uk

(v-strom.co.uk is one word innit?)
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Post by: 2112 on September 01, 2011, 19:42:15
Sweatshirt and a fetching
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on September 02, 2011, 00:12:11
Dr. Who scarf tied
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Post by: 2112 on September 03, 2011, 09:40:50
around one leg while
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on September 04, 2011, 18:13:20
impersonating Keith Chegwin and
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Post by: 2112 on September 05, 2011, 06:43:13
juggling a small pair
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Post by: Piglumps on September 05, 2011, 07:09:43
Of china Maggie Philbins..
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Post by: 2112 on September 06, 2011, 06:53:38
which they were hoping
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Post by: BluesBoy on September 06, 2011, 09:12:03
were more impressive than
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Post by: 2112 on September 06, 2011, 19:21:32
a pair of wax
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Post by: Gassoon on September 06, 2011, 21:04:26
overtrousers from China, guaranteed
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on September 07, 2011, 00:42:35
to leak more than
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Post by: 2112 on September 07, 2011, 17:57:43
an old woman on
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Post by: Gassoon on September 07, 2011, 23:07:51
a gallon of Picolax
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Post by: 2112 on September 08, 2011, 06:29:56
riding a bike down
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Post by: Gassoon on September 08, 2011, 10:02:43
Mount Everest, with only
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Post by: 2112 on September 08, 2011, 18:02:13
a thin pair of
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Post by: BluesBoy on September 08, 2011, 22:38:43
thermals to keep her
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Post by: Fat Rat on September 08, 2011, 22:46:59
in the family way
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Post by: 2112 on September 09, 2011, 06:45:42
and stop any of
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Post by: Gassoon on September 12, 2011, 09:48:15
the Dalai Lama's deadly
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Post by: 2112 on September 12, 2011, 13:16:11
ninja assasin cows from
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Post by: Gassoon on September 12, 2011, 19:37:21
trying to adjust her
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on September 12, 2011, 22:47:53
route by mooing at
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Post by: Gassoon on September 13, 2011, 10:00:51
her, to the tune
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Post by: Catballou on September 14, 2011, 12:58:48
of Lohengrin, but today
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on September 16, 2011, 01:33:09
a flock of seagulls
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Post by: Gassoon on September 20, 2011, 12:31:23
shrieked overhead, apparently not
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on September 25, 2011, 01:55:01
aware that the small
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Post by: Gassoon on September 25, 2011, 17:58:13
ad's, offering very cheap
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Post by: Piglumps on September 25, 2011, 18:56:39
ready-plucked seagulls for
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Post by: Gassoon on September 25, 2011, 20:02:24
cheap Christmas dinners, or
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Post by: 2112 on September 28, 2011, 19:25:18
a tasty snack between
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on September 29, 2011, 22:50:03
custard throwing contests hosted
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Post by: Euroned on October 04, 2011, 16:48:13
By a small irishman
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Post by: 2112 on October 04, 2011, 21:33:15
from Limerick who have
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Post by: Gassoon on October 05, 2011, 17:38:55
more custardy nuns per
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on October 05, 2011, 22:56:37
pound than two perverted
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on October 09, 2011, 11:27:23
policeman from peckham who
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Post by: Gassoon on October 09, 2011, 13:41:30
Purposefully plodge in pots
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Post by: 2112 on October 09, 2011, 15:16:05
picking pickled pepper potatoes
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Post by: scratch on October 11, 2011, 22:46:53
for a big cow pie!!!
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Post by: 2112 on October 12, 2011, 06:56:30
This huge pie is
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Post by: scratch on October 12, 2011, 14:02:26
not recommended by Weightwatchers
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Post by: 2112 on October 12, 2011, 17:49:05
as it will seriously
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Post by: scratch on October 12, 2011, 22:28:02
Affect the fine handling :grin:
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Post by: 2112 on October 13, 2011, 06:41:34
of any shopping trolley
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Post by: Gassoon on October 13, 2011, 12:41:43
also known as BMW


(a fine avatar there, scratch!)
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Post by: 2112 on October 13, 2011, 14:28:51
with thier silly indicators
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Post by: scratch on October 13, 2011, 19:46:30
And sticky out cylinders :lala:
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Post by: 2112 on October 13, 2011, 20:35:06
which keep your hands
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Post by: Gassoon on October 13, 2011, 20:41:21
too occupied to phone
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Post by: Sven on October 13, 2011, 20:43:50
The breakdown services because
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Post by: 2112 on October 13, 2011, 21:05:05
the shaft has seized
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Post by: scratch on October 13, 2011, 22:57:29
Due to non lubricating :grin:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on October 14, 2011, 00:14:59
oil squeezed from old
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on October 14, 2011, 09:08:05
condoms, sourced from the
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Post by: 2112 on October 14, 2011, 16:03:24
Kyber pass where they
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Post by: Gassoon on October 14, 2011, 17:21:17
are collected by brave
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Post by: scratch on October 14, 2011, 20:03:46
engineers with rubber magnets!!!!! :shy:
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Post by: Spitfire on October 14, 2011, 20:10:05
fixed to long sticky
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on October 14, 2011, 22:05:17
glass hammers suspended by
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Post by: scratch on October 14, 2011, 23:28:39
David Dickinsons best mate :grin:
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Post by: Gassoon on October 15, 2011, 10:26:12
Terry, using his steam
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Post by: 2112 on October 15, 2011, 11:53:58
iron to flatten them
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Post by: Spitfire on October 15, 2011, 18:53:23
into small elongated motorcycle
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Post by: Gassoon on October 15, 2011, 19:40:07
helmet visor gaskets, tasting
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Post by: Spitfire on October 15, 2011, 19:42:48
strangely like orange chocolate
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Post by: Gassoon on October 15, 2011, 20:09:43
"How'd you know?" asked
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Post by: Spitfire on October 17, 2011, 10:56:17
Colin, the rotund emergency
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: scratch on October 17, 2011, 12:27:51
orange chocolate gasket technician!!!
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on October 17, 2011, 16:43:43
Meanwhile, onboard an orbiting
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: scratch on October 17, 2011, 22:10:51
Vee Wee sidecar combo :lala:
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on October 21, 2011, 01:13:10
Noel Edmonds and his
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Post by: Gassoon on October 21, 2011, 20:23:47
evil midget passenger were
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on October 21, 2011, 21:55:57
calculating the quickest way
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Post by: 2112 on October 22, 2011, 07:42:34
to get a new
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on October 22, 2011, 07:46:58
to get a new
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on October 22, 2011, 09:28:53
keyboard because it duplicated
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Post by: Spitfire on October 22, 2011, 11:37:17
an early eighties rocker
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Post by: 2112 on October 22, 2011, 12:36:37
complete with a mullet
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Post by: Spitfire on October 22, 2011, 12:44:23
studded leather jacket and
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Post by: Gassoon on October 22, 2011, 15:39:11
rolled-up sleeves, smelling
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Post by: 2112 on October 22, 2011, 17:42:40
of patchouli oil and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: bencav on October 22, 2011, 19:24:30
wasabi peas had accidently
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Post by: Spitfire on October 23, 2011, 09:58:24
fallen into the sidecar's
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Post by: 2112 on October 26, 2011, 20:47:38
ashtray, causing all manner
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Post by: BluesBoy on October 26, 2011, 21:32:19
of odd and sods
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Post by: Spitfire on October 27, 2011, 18:37:53
to spill out onto
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on October 27, 2011, 19:07:19
the red velour seats
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Post by: BluesBoy on October 27, 2011, 20:15:08
causing quite terrible chafing
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Post by: 2112 on October 27, 2011, 21:06:18
and creasing of the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on October 28, 2011, 09:30:00
evil midgets scrotum, making
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on October 28, 2011, 17:12:03
steering of the outfit
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Post by: Gassoon on October 28, 2011, 23:17:40
like wrestling a 20ft
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on October 29, 2011, 14:44:34
Cumberland sausage whilst rollerskating
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on October 30, 2011, 17:14:22
uphill on a frozen
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on October 30, 2011, 19:11:15
flume of filthy frappe
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on October 30, 2011, 20:12:40
until suddenly it all
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: scratch on October 30, 2011, 23:05:14
Went completely tits up  :lala:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on October 31, 2011, 06:45:19
and the local firebrigade
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: scratch on October 31, 2011, 19:08:39
who were eating kebabs
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on October 31, 2011, 19:38:30
and chips had to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: scratch on October 31, 2011, 22:14:19
Bolt them down quickly
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 01, 2011, 06:49:05
Causing the driver to
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Post by: Gassoon on November 01, 2011, 09:40:14
spill coffee directly onto
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on November 01, 2011, 10:44:41
his favourite collection of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 01, 2011, 18:21:38
Jimmy Savile photographs, ruining
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on November 01, 2011, 19:09:28
the way the moonlight
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Post by: scratch on November 02, 2011, 06:19:34
shone on his Dalmatian
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on November 02, 2011, 19:42:17
medalion which swung wildly
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Post by: 2112 on November 02, 2011, 21:00:30
as he wrestled with
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Post by: scratch on November 02, 2011, 21:32:21
the one eyed bedsnake
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Post by: Gassoon on November 02, 2011, 22:15:45
until it coughed up
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on November 03, 2011, 00:40:01
frothy latte.  Meanwhile firemen
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 03, 2011, 06:52:19
were hanging on bravely
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on November 03, 2011, 17:28:07
to their lunch while
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 03, 2011, 17:31:08
the appliance lurched down
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on November 03, 2011, 17:33:05
seventeen flights of crooked
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: scratch on November 03, 2011, 17:46:12
Pakistani cricketers and agents :sarc:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on November 03, 2011, 20:14:40
who scattered like students
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 03, 2011, 22:12:14
when the bar tab
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: scratch on November 04, 2011, 06:23:56
arrrived on the table.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 04, 2011, 06:40:35
They baravely arrived at
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on November 04, 2011, 08:11:44
the secret Suzuki antarctic
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on November 04, 2011, 10:35:59
Tyre warming facility where
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 04, 2011, 15:39:04
the test riders were
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: scratch on November 04, 2011, 23:24:51
Ptarmigan, 2212, Spitfire, Scratch
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 05, 2011, 09:14:50
and Mr Blobby who
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Post by: Spitfire on November 05, 2011, 09:44:23
was the thinnest of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 05, 2011, 12:27:30
the lardbuckets there, however
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on November 05, 2011, 12:33:36
his mile long wheelies
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Post by: 2112 on November 05, 2011, 14:58:20
were the envy of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: scratch on November 05, 2011, 17:42:32
Lewis Hamilton, who had
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 06, 2011, 18:48:55
parked his Mclaren and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: scratch on November 07, 2011, 06:03:22
annoyed Massa once again
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on November 07, 2011, 08:30:13
by kissing his old
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 07, 2011, 17:20:10
helmet, which smelled of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on November 07, 2011, 19:48:30
old leather, vinegar and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on November 07, 2011, 20:00:26
purest jealousy. However, Mr
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: scratch on November 07, 2011, 21:05:35
Button laughed out loudly
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 07, 2011, 22:06:04
as he revealed that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: scratch on November 08, 2011, 06:04:45
he was in fact
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on November 08, 2011, 09:34:46
Massa's ancient vampire father
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on November 08, 2011, 13:09:12
reincarnated from a Portuguese
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 08, 2011, 15:26:55
man of war, which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: scratch on November 08, 2011, 21:26:26
had veered off course
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on November 08, 2011, 21:49:04
into Captain Nemo's undersea
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 08, 2011, 22:12:36
bunker, which was built
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on November 08, 2011, 23:23:01
by Keith Chegwin because
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Post by: Spitfire on November 09, 2011, 08:59:48
he needed money for
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Piglumps on November 09, 2011, 09:28:57
his latest inane television
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on November 09, 2011, 10:38:11
gameshow called "Multicoloured Underwater
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on November 09, 2011, 19:09:08
Naked Knitting Nuns'  starring
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 10, 2011, 19:51:40
Penelope Keith and a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: scratch on November 11, 2011, 18:05:40
dog named Fergus Wolfhound
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 11, 2011, 20:02:49
who could recite the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: scratch on November 12, 2011, 13:54:43
Suzuki Vstrom owners manual
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on November 12, 2011, 21:24:31
backwards whilst hanging by
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 13, 2011, 10:00:06
his tail and drinking
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on November 13, 2011, 16:24:56
antifreeze while yodelling through
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 13, 2011, 17:42:44
the gap in his
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: scratch on November 14, 2011, 06:22:18
long shiny front fangs
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 14, 2011, 07:16:43
meaning he would drool
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on November 14, 2011, 09:10:43
slick sticky saliva strings
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 14, 2011, 18:49:15
all over the script
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on November 14, 2011, 19:47:02
which also meticulously dissolved
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 14, 2011, 20:09:43
to reveal a glistening
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: scratch on November 14, 2011, 20:12:50
warthogs nose that could
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on November 14, 2011, 20:17:58
easily devour Silvia Berlusconi's
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 14, 2011, 20:34:15
national debt and still
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: scratch on November 14, 2011, 21:51:04
swallow Simon  Cowells waistband
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 14, 2011, 21:54:54
which is unenviable feat,
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on November 15, 2011, 17:36:57
considering the dog only
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 15, 2011, 18:22:03
learned to read a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on November 15, 2011, 20:18:19
week previously, starting with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: bencav on November 15, 2011, 21:10:13
the lifes work of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: scratch on November 15, 2011, 21:34:34
Scooby and Scrappy Doo
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 15, 2011, 21:59:56
followed by the complete
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: scratch on November 16, 2011, 20:07:35
chronicles of Narnia innit
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on November 16, 2011, 20:15:36
but his favourite read
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 16, 2011, 20:51:29
was 'fun with Dick
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: scratch on November 16, 2011, 22:04:04
Emeries wonky false leg
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 17, 2011, 06:25:23
which had a colour
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on November 17, 2011, 09:02:29
illustration of Dick's enormous
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on November 17, 2011, 10:00:39
ambulatory appendage, much admired
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 17, 2011, 18:11:13
accross Europe but strangely
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: scratch on November 17, 2011, 19:08:25
not in outer Mongolia
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on November 17, 2011, 20:59:16
because the people there
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 17, 2011, 21:09:19
were used to the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 18, 2011, 08:26:49
odd strap on accessory
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 18, 2011, 14:50:36
like tank bags, however
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on November 19, 2011, 00:27:01
they did admit to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 19, 2011, 01:07:19
liking the feel of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on November 19, 2011, 17:10:17
the stubble on Fatima
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 19, 2011, 19:10:44
Whitbreads chin rubbing against
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on November 23, 2011, 19:35:24
the lush orange paintwork
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 23, 2011, 19:40:10
of a brand new
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 24, 2011, 18:49:06
Belisha Beacon balanced precariously
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 24, 2011, 19:20:51
on the edge of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on November 25, 2011, 17:53:24
reason. Where had Fatima's
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 25, 2011, 17:56:24
new 'Strom gone to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on November 25, 2011, 20:50:41
get sorted? Juvecu's garage
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 25, 2011, 23:09:42
however had all manner
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on November 26, 2011, 18:15:24
of partially clad women
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 26, 2011, 18:19:20
adorning the walls in
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on November 26, 2011, 18:24:09
the back office where
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 26, 2011, 19:41:35
he greased the nipples
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on November 26, 2011, 20:15:34
with home-made jam, then
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 27, 2011, 11:29:20
licked it off while
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on November 27, 2011, 19:51:04
reciting the greek national
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on November 27, 2011, 20:11:28
parks rule-book, while calibrating
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 27, 2011, 20:25:25
his vernier calipers to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on November 27, 2011, 20:39:41
extract toe-nail clippings from
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 27, 2011, 22:23:13
the bearded lady waiting
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on November 28, 2011, 09:47:45
patiently in the nearby
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 28, 2011, 18:13:07
cafe, however this meant
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 29, 2011, 19:42:57
losing his place in
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on November 29, 2011, 20:43:50
the 10,000 meter cross
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on November 29, 2011, 21:37:17
-eyed obstacle event, astride
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Post by: Ptarmigan on November 29, 2011, 22:21:20
a hapless minister shouting
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Post by: 2112 on November 30, 2011, 18:16:19
"more cheese, Gromit" while
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Post by: Ptarmigan on November 30, 2011, 21:04:52
polishing his helmet with
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Post by: scratch on November 30, 2011, 22:03:40
Jeremy Beadles strange hand
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Post by: 2112 on December 01, 2011, 06:47:23
and pledge, however this
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Post by: Ptarmigan on December 01, 2011, 19:02:35
resulted in large boils
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Post by: 2112 on December 01, 2011, 21:08:41
dripping with unsightly and
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Post by: Spitfire on December 03, 2011, 20:20:32
tone deaf X-Factor finalists
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Post by: 2112 on December 03, 2011, 22:58:45
who end up having
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Post by: scratch on December 04, 2011, 00:10:34
to chew on Simon's
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Post by: 2112 on December 04, 2011, 08:29:12
belt which was straining
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Post by: Spitfire on December 04, 2011, 19:53:48
to let the silver
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Post by: 2112 on December 05, 2011, 05:30:44
dream racer out from
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Post by: Spitfire on December 05, 2011, 20:09:50
its Northumberland Indian takeaway
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Post by: 2112 on December 06, 2011, 07:18:31
where it had been
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Post by: Gassoon on December 06, 2011, 09:43:14
fuelled with XXXhotvindaloo sauce
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Post by: 2112 on December 06, 2011, 17:16:20
and jalapeno nan bread
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Post by: Ptarmigan on December 06, 2011, 20:50:54
guaranteed to make the
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Post by: 2112 on December 07, 2011, 18:13:38
nose of even the
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Post by: Spitfire on December 07, 2011, 18:56:06
nightshift Asda shelf stacker
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Post by: 2112 on December 08, 2011, 06:36:14
drip due to the
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Post by: Gassoon on December 09, 2011, 08:27:24
pure pungency. Meanwhile, four
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Post by: Spitfire on December 09, 2011, 17:42:46
Nigerian computer salesmen opted
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Post by: 2112 on December 09, 2011, 18:49:29
out of Europe and
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Post by: Spitfire on December 10, 2011, 10:58:51
decided they'd swim to
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Post by: Ptarmigan on December 10, 2011, 11:18:19
the nearest Apple store
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Post by: 2112 on December 10, 2011, 14:57:45
and pick up a
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Post by: medic5 on December 10, 2011, 17:25:45
Sticky chocolate toffee apple :obscene-drinkingchug:
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Post by: 2112 on December 10, 2011, 19:57:29
pudding with raisins and
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Post by: medic5 on December 10, 2011, 20:50:31
a little wee dram. :bow-blue:
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Post by: Spitfire on December 11, 2011, 10:12:17
but unfortunately they just
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Post by: Ptarmigan on December 11, 2011, 14:44:18
couldn't bring themselves to
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Post by: 2112 on December 11, 2011, 16:51:31
part with any money
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Post by: medic5 on December 11, 2011, 19:03:15
because their from "Scotland!"         :sarc:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on December 12, 2011, 10:12:56
the place englishmen fear
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 12, 2011, 18:36:44
they will laugh at
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Post by: Ptarmigan on December 12, 2011, 20:31:27
the voluminous Sporrans stuffed
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Post by: Spitfire on December 13, 2011, 13:14:28
with stolen cricket bats
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Post by: 2112 on December 13, 2011, 19:29:06
and world cup winners
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Post by: medic5 on December 13, 2011, 20:38:10
and smelling rotten haggis
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Post by: Spitfire on December 13, 2011, 22:10:00
stuck to morris dancing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on December 13, 2011, 22:11:57
mincing nancy boy's maypoles
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Post by: Gassoon on December 14, 2011, 09:23:44
:shock: Fat Rat said: "the rules are straightforward, we tell a story four words per post, no user is allowed to answer their own post.."

Suggested penalty: Taxes increased for all north of border; remainder of oil confiscated.
:lala:


Meanwhile, in Brussels, new
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Post by: Spitfire on December 14, 2011, 21:13:59
laws for english bikers
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Post by: Gassoon on December 14, 2011, 21:56:59
[sod! ;) ] to stop them
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Post by: Ptarmigan on December 15, 2011, 18:35:41
deriving any pleasure from
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Post by: 2112 on December 15, 2011, 19:07:35
riding above 22 MPH
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Post by: medic5 on December 16, 2011, 19:36:37
On an mp3 scooter
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Post by: Ptarmigan on December 16, 2011, 21:52:16
while playing a violin
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Post by: 2112 on December 17, 2011, 08:39:21
and reciting the whole
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: medic5 on December 17, 2011, 18:49:07
the King James Bible
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Post by: Ptarmigan on December 17, 2011, 18:54:13
in Latin. But that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on December 17, 2011, 21:56:28
certainly beats looking up
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Post by: 2112 on December 18, 2011, 10:32:55
Subo's skirt and discovering
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 18, 2011, 11:11:40
the meaning of hirsute
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Post by: 2112 on December 18, 2011, 11:33:30
Quote from: "Ptarmigan"
the meaning of hirsute

 :-x

and then having to
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Post by: Gassoon on December 18, 2011, 13:52:25
get some gel and
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Post by: Locky on December 18, 2011, 14:28:26
smear it over her
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 18, 2011, 16:09:50
swolen haemorrhoids which had
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Locky on December 18, 2011, 16:21:06
grown like a grapevine
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Post by: Ptarmigan on December 18, 2011, 16:50:25
well past her knees
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Post by: 2112 on December 18, 2011, 18:39:37
hanging like a bag
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Post by: Gassoon on December 18, 2011, 18:58:52
ripe for plucking  :-x    or
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Post by: Locky on December 18, 2011, 22:09:41
draining into a glass
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Post by: 2112 on December 19, 2011, 16:37:55
of chenin blanc so
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on December 19, 2011, 18:55:08
that it could be
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 19, 2011, 19:57:02
used to clean out
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 19, 2011, 20:17:13
the fuel injection on
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Post by: Ubique on December 20, 2011, 00:16:32
A Sumptuous piece of
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Post by: 2112 on December 20, 2011, 06:23:56
1970's Aston Martin which
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Post by: Spitfire on December 20, 2011, 19:07:18
dumped gallons of thick
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 20, 2011, 23:35:05
gooey lubricant from it's
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 21, 2011, 09:25:54
dodgy gearbox all over
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on December 21, 2011, 13:04:35
a mechanic's cheese sandwich
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Post by: 2112 on December 21, 2011, 17:27:30
ruining his lunch and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: medic5 on January 06, 2012, 21:35:25
Finding its airline food
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Post by: 2112 on January 07, 2012, 16:44:35
a bit cold, however
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on January 07, 2012, 22:48:52
the irregular tyre pattern
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 08, 2012, 00:16:02
on the bread roll
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 08, 2012, 18:45:01
led to some serious
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 10, 2012, 21:11:02
profanities from Mother Superior
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 11, 2012, 06:45:11
who had spent hours
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 11, 2012, 22:38:33
rescuing fallen women from
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Post by: Gassoon on January 12, 2012, 08:32:37
under the Vaticans window
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 12, 2012, 14:44:11
where they would be
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 13, 2012, 00:38:17
cast, having satisfied the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on January 13, 2012, 09:34:11
papal staff.  :shock:  After a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 13, 2012, 12:45:52
quick shower they would
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 13, 2012, 22:06:24
ride off on their
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Post by: 2112 on January 14, 2012, 10:35:47
chinese scooters hoping they
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on January 14, 2012, 20:29:32
Won't be seen by
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Post by: 2112 on January 14, 2012, 20:51:20
the waiting paperazzi who
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 15, 2012, 19:33:32
followed them for miles
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 16, 2012, 15:22:46
until they broke down
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 16, 2012, 21:23:01
and wept uncontrollably as
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on January 17, 2012, 16:28:17
The scooters became pumpkins.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 18, 2012, 06:40:04
and were eaten by
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on January 18, 2012, 08:28:54
circus elephants with extra
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 18, 2012, 17:40:31
long trunks which would
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 19, 2012, 21:12:27
shrink as they swam
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 20, 2012, 07:04:37
away down the very
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on January 20, 2012, 19:55:47
river travelled by Captain
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Post by: Ptarmigan on January 20, 2012, 21:40:34
Codfish and his scurvy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on January 20, 2012, 21:46:05
Infected crew of illegitimate
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 21, 2012, 09:08:51
Japanese tourists who had
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 23, 2012, 01:49:02
worn out their cameras
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on January 23, 2012, 09:19:34
so, becoming mutinous, they
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on January 23, 2012, 15:00:16
started to arrange their
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on January 23, 2012, 18:57:05
half eaten licorice allsorts
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 23, 2012, 19:39:17
into the shape of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 23, 2012, 20:09:48
a giant baseball cap
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on January 23, 2012, 20:19:09
which was unfortunate because
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on January 23, 2012, 20:50:06
two of the tourists
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on January 23, 2012, 20:51:25
were severely allergic to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 24, 2012, 06:23:27
peanuts the dog from
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Post by: Spitfire on January 24, 2012, 17:03:45
No.6, the house where
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 24, 2012, 19:00:52
Chubby Brown lived next
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 24, 2012, 19:27:31
to the convent of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 24, 2012, 20:48:07
her lady of permanent
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on January 28, 2012, 22:27:47
Joy and of understated
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 29, 2012, 02:15:50
intelligence, which is why
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on January 29, 2012, 05:02:10
chewing on a wasp
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 29, 2012, 11:19:21
was never a good
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on January 29, 2012, 14:00:49
idea if you have
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 29, 2012, 14:25:55
false teeth, however this
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on January 29, 2012, 16:01:01
behaviour regularly led to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 29, 2012, 16:07:35
a severe case of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on January 29, 2012, 16:19:28
hair loss from around
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 29, 2012, 16:56:15
the base of their
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on January 29, 2012, 17:01:53
Big, long and smelly
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 29, 2012, 18:58:30
index fingers which had
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 30, 2012, 00:32:49
been poked at random
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on January 30, 2012, 05:27:34
in the Japs eye
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 30, 2012, 07:03:50
after he had lowered
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on January 30, 2012, 22:49:38
His trousers during Cyril
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 30, 2012, 23:07:19
and Quentin's party night
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 31, 2012, 06:32:20
leaving a bad taste
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on January 31, 2012, 08:54:08
joke written on his
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on January 31, 2012, 10:30:08
mother's bathroom mirror which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on January 31, 2012, 11:12:56
was in the bedroom
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on January 31, 2012, 15:41:09
next to the toilet
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on January 31, 2012, 15:50:37
salesmans body, who died
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on January 31, 2012, 18:22:01
and went to heaven
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 31, 2012, 18:48:53
despite being a very
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on January 31, 2012, 18:50:26
very, very naughty old
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 31, 2012, 19:25:44
fairy, pretending to be
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 31, 2012, 19:27:35
Fred Goodwin recently stripped
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on January 31, 2012, 19:56:53
naked of all his
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on January 31, 2012, 20:03:12
titles an publicly shamed
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 31, 2012, 21:52:58
but couldn't care less
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on January 31, 2012, 22:33:07
because he was a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on January 31, 2012, 22:54:34
absolute complete and utter
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on February 01, 2012, 12:00:38
ly butterly lover and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on February 01, 2012, 13:12:24
spreading it on his
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on February 02, 2012, 04:44:59
shaft, greasing his nuts
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 02, 2012, 06:16:55
he would cheerfully show
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on February 02, 2012, 20:55:19
off his lard smeared
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on February 02, 2012, 21:16:52
Weapon of mass destruction
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 03, 2012, 17:14:31
to anyone interested in
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on February 04, 2012, 05:02:01
the fine art of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on February 04, 2012, 07:52:51
Bumble bee beard wearing.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 04, 2012, 10:24:21
Sadly when anyone showed
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on February 05, 2012, 17:38:16
Off there bits and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 05, 2012, 18:18:52
pieces old rivalry's would
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on February 05, 2012, 18:39:22
ensure that there was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 06, 2012, 18:44:09
ill feeling and a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on February 06, 2012, 21:02:17
strange lust for each
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 07, 2012, 07:46:09
of the limited edition
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on February 07, 2012, 08:54:36
Mars Bars, best shoved
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 07, 2012, 18:26:10
in the fridge on
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on February 07, 2012, 21:29:01
The top shelf next
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on February 07, 2012, 21:37:18
to the interfering albatross
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on February 07, 2012, 21:41:04
of DOOM!' , a novel
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on February 08, 2012, 06:05:26
written by a pregnant
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 08, 2012, 06:18:46
lizzard called 'Bob the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 08, 2012, 19:55:24
Lizard' who's pseudonym was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on February 08, 2012, 20:29:02
Terry Wogan but he
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on February 08, 2012, 21:02:30
didn't have a wig
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 08, 2012, 21:06:13
that fitted properly and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on February 08, 2012, 21:07:40
it slipped and obscured
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 08, 2012, 21:09:27
his view up the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on February 09, 2012, 17:49:27
kyber pass and down
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on February 09, 2012, 18:05:08
the rounded cleavage of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 09, 2012, 19:35:43
a rather buxom BBC
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on February 09, 2012, 21:58:17
weathermans wifes cat who
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on February 09, 2012, 22:47:17
Loved to stroke her
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on February 10, 2012, 06:40:52
litters little pussies, whilst
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on February 10, 2012, 11:39:20
touching up her Suzuki's
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on February 10, 2012, 11:58:01
luscious love pipe and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 10, 2012, 18:04:32
greasing her nipples with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on February 10, 2012, 19:24:27
A blunt insrument until
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 10, 2012, 22:22:28
it was time to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on February 10, 2012, 22:29:32
Talk about something else.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 11, 2012, 08:43:51
This thankfully put an
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on February 11, 2012, 10:52:07
End to this jibba
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on February 11, 2012, 11:36:02
jabba for a little
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 11, 2012, 12:59:43
while, sadly it wasn't
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on February 11, 2012, 15:09:46
Long before Elton John
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 11, 2012, 16:47:08
and a flurry of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on February 11, 2012, 23:14:53
Armenian refugees sought shelter
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on February 12, 2012, 04:59:36
in Gary Glitters house
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 12, 2012, 08:46:54
although they had to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on February 12, 2012, 12:05:53
Be of a certain
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 12, 2012, 16:35:47
age for Gary to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: james.t on February 12, 2012, 16:37:01
he was that age
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on February 12, 2012, 18:56:09
to ascend his chimney
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on February 12, 2012, 22:03:30
mounted Sky dish which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 13, 2012, 05:58:47
was out of alignment and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on February 13, 2012, 16:32:15
tuned in for cbbees
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on February 13, 2012, 18:59:21
just as Pinky Ponk
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 13, 2012, 19:12:32
was about to insert
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: james.t on February 13, 2012, 20:42:52
a long big carrot
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on February 13, 2012, 20:45:00
into a rabbits gaping
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Heebeegeebee on February 14, 2012, 10:59:38
toosh and out popped
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on February 14, 2012, 18:43:21
three Suzuki engine management
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on February 14, 2012, 21:46:50
Lights all flashing at
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on February 14, 2012, 23:22:41
different speeds, indicating severe
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 15, 2012, 06:55:30
trouble at the very
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on February 16, 2012, 20:35:50
corner Barry Sheen lost
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on February 16, 2012, 21:25:48
control of his eager
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 17, 2012, 04:10:23
cocker spaniel who was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on February 17, 2012, 11:06:15
really an alien in
Title: Four Word Story
Post by: Sven on February 17, 2012, 11:09:48
Disguise as Father Christmas
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on February 17, 2012, 15:34:08
But I digress, so
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 17, 2012, 23:32:18
back to the story
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 18, 2012, 09:05:45
" Once upon a time"
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 18, 2012, 10:35:14
there were three strommers
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 19, 2012, 09:27:30
happily riding along when
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on February 19, 2012, 13:01:53
a crusty purple orangutan
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on February 19, 2012, 18:26:17
showed his bollocks off
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Post by: Ptarmigan on February 19, 2012, 23:56:32
trying to impress the
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Post by: 2112 on February 20, 2012, 06:28:33
row of people waiting
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Post by: MartinW on February 20, 2012, 07:11:22
for a Dentist appointment.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 20, 2012, 18:08:43
A cheer erupted when
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Post by: highland strom on February 20, 2012, 19:22:37
A wasp landed on
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Post by: MartinW on February 20, 2012, 19:25:22
Canterbury Cathedral's excessive pastry
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Post by: Ptarmigan on February 20, 2012, 19:51:55
decorations sprinkled liberally with
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Post by: mmb0342 on February 20, 2012, 22:38:38
Silver balls, gold bells
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Post by: 2112 on February 21, 2012, 06:47:16
and topped with a
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Post by: Spitfire on February 21, 2012, 12:04:44
Marmite sandwich which by
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on February 21, 2012, 18:39:17
sheer chance was infected
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Post by: highland strom on February 21, 2012, 20:11:57
with a dose of
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Post by: 2112 on February 21, 2012, 20:30:49
Staphylococcus pseudintermedius meaning that



* last weeks Pharmaceutical Journal, it's not good...
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Post by: Ptarmigan on February 21, 2012, 23:25:08
someone hadn't washed their
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 22, 2012, 17:06:34
feet properly in the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on February 22, 2012, 17:11:00
sheep dip before entering
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on February 22, 2012, 21:44:45
the women with the
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Post by: MartinW on February 22, 2012, 21:53:56
antibiotics into the competition
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: edd3647 on February 23, 2012, 00:12:40
run by the local
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Post by: Ptarmigan on February 23, 2012, 00:26:37
WI between stripping for
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Post by: 2112 on February 23, 2012, 06:41:00
charity callendars and making
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Post by: MartinW on February 23, 2012, 06:47:41
their lesbian friends ecstatic.
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Post by: edd3647 on February 23, 2012, 17:21:29
By juggling their huge
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Post by: 2112 on February 23, 2012, 18:05:33
cheese scones and large
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 23, 2012, 20:34:13
victoria sponges balancing precariously
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Post by: 2112 on February 23, 2012, 20:35:29
on a bed of
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Post by: MartinW on February 23, 2012, 20:36:23
sweaty, mouldy lettuce leaves.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 24, 2012, 06:42:26
This however meant that
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Post by: Ptarmigan on February 25, 2012, 02:27:28
the vicar's cucumber sandwich
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Post by: highland strom on February 25, 2012, 09:00:44
Was of a strange
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Post by: 2112 on February 25, 2012, 17:15:14
length, having been made
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 25, 2012, 17:47:45
from the largest, greenest
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on February 25, 2012, 19:32:02
and stiffest example available
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 26, 2012, 15:22:16
from the economic migrant
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Post by: 2112 on February 26, 2012, 16:00:12
community who were all
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Post by: Ptarmigan on February 26, 2012, 16:40:40
working for peanuts to
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Post by: highland strom on February 26, 2012, 16:58:15
Donate to the zoo
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Post by: MartinW on February 26, 2012, 21:34:51
Most of the exotic
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Post by: 2112 on February 27, 2012, 06:57:36
dancers had left, meaning
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Post by: highland strom on February 27, 2012, 10:16:54
The party ended early
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Post by: 2112 on February 27, 2012, 16:06:21
and the leftover food
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on February 27, 2012, 16:22:42
Was scoffed up by
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Post by: MartinW on February 27, 2012, 16:26:15
Nigel Mansell, who happened
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Post by: Spitfire on February 27, 2012, 18:32:52
To have arrived with
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Post by: 2112 on February 27, 2012, 19:14:24
his 'hobby bobby' mates
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on February 27, 2012, 20:44:24
Bill and Ben the
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Post by: Ptarmigan on February 28, 2012, 00:20:34
failed airport security staff
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on February 28, 2012, 04:31:55
from the Outer Mongolian
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Post by: 2112 on February 28, 2012, 08:15:52
town of Ulan Bator
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Post by: Gassoon on February 28, 2012, 08:52:31
famed for its hairy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 28, 2012, 16:44:03
arsed bikers who's Harleys
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Post by: 2112 on February 28, 2012, 17:05:59
were constantly broken due
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Post by: highland strom on February 28, 2012, 18:43:44
to them being a
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Post by: MartinW on February 28, 2012, 18:56:24
historical excuse for engineering.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 28, 2012, 21:27:37
Meanwhile the people queuing
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on February 29, 2012, 03:10:47
for some dodgy looking
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on February 29, 2012, 18:54:23
Kebab meat and chips
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Post by: highland strom on February 29, 2012, 19:07:00
with a diet coke
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Post by: 2112 on February 29, 2012, 20:24:39
were all wondering what
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 29, 2012, 21:32:39
the purple orangutan's bollocks
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on February 29, 2012, 22:05:36
were doing wrapped around
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Post by: highland strom on February 29, 2012, 22:15:47
The old oak tree
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Post by: 2112 on March 01, 2012, 06:41:03
looking like a maypole
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Post by: MartinW on March 01, 2012, 06:52:34
with strange spherical adornments.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 01, 2012, 16:04:27
This spectacle started upsetting
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on March 01, 2012, 18:57:59
The buzzards flying overhead
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Post by: 2112 on March 01, 2012, 19:51:51
as they thought they
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on March 01, 2012, 21:01:28
were witnessing a mirage
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Post by: Ptarmigan on March 01, 2012, 21:06:14
or a phantom flying
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on March 02, 2012, 17:02:53
brassiere with custard creams
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 02, 2012, 17:23:32
wedged in the crevice
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on March 03, 2012, 20:23:14
providing maximum uplift when
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 05, 2012, 18:29:18
rotating at 3,000 RPM
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 06, 2012, 23:41:34
while expelling compressed methane
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 07, 2012, 06:38:49
which would ocaisionally burst
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on March 07, 2012, 06:43:57
The blood vessels in
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Post by: Spitfire on March 07, 2012, 09:56:35
Stevie Gerrards calf muscles
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 07, 2012, 16:53:13
putting the Liverpool skipper
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 07, 2012, 21:15:02
beyond the reach of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on March 07, 2012, 21:21:31
the most determined Nun
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Post by: highland strom on March 07, 2012, 22:31:21
Sister pissed asel who
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 08, 2012, 06:43:53
would stalk the soccer
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on March 09, 2012, 21:26:31
Mad priest who liked
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on March 09, 2012, 21:51:16
Uncle Palmer Llama Farmer
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 09, 2012, 21:57:18
to juggle his balls
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on March 09, 2012, 22:26:48
On top of Susan
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Post by: highland strom on March 10, 2012, 07:32:47
Boyle's wardrobe while holding
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 10, 2012, 08:15:12
a half eaten plate
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on March 10, 2012, 08:18:09
Of roasted llama brains
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Post by: Grey Ghost on March 10, 2012, 09:02:06
Accompanied by a nice
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 10, 2012, 09:50:05
pint of foaming real
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on March 11, 2012, 08:26:07
Ale, Infused with caterpillar
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 11, 2012, 09:04:06
venom extracted by vacuum
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on March 11, 2012, 09:13:12
Flasks supplied by Hutchie.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 11, 2012, 18:21:44
However, just at that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on March 12, 2012, 17:28:43
inappropriate time, Cyndi Lauper
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 12, 2012, 19:12:42
burst into song, reciting
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on March 13, 2012, 08:28:29
Her true colours and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 13, 2012, 13:39:15
reminding us why she
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on March 13, 2012, 15:15:59
Just wanted to have
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on March 13, 2012, 18:33:52
two pints of creosote
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Post by: Gassoon on March 13, 2012, 19:55:31
and a packet of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 14, 2012, 01:21:19
three for the weekend
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on March 14, 2012, 06:20:16
(She wouldn't use them)
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 15, 2012, 07:02:02
which meant she was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 15, 2012, 23:47:13
either careless or swallowing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on March 16, 2012, 06:57:10
too many dodgy stories
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 16, 2012, 16:09:45
about dwarfs, elves and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on March 16, 2012, 16:52:43
Damon Hill's F1 commentry
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Post by: 2112 on March 17, 2012, 06:49:52
to notice that the
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Post by: Ptarmigan on March 17, 2012, 07:09:25
tide had come in
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on March 17, 2012, 07:17:00
At llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch dentistry exhibition
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on March 17, 2012, 08:25:40
And all false teeth
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Post by: 2112 on March 17, 2012, 15:12:48
had started to slowly
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 17, 2012, 19:12:57
float towards a visiting
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 17, 2012, 19:28:23
herd of water buffalo
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on March 17, 2012, 20:07:09
who used iPad's via
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 19, 2012, 06:32:12
a GPS satelite to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on March 19, 2012, 18:44:31
Locate the nearest chaffinch
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on March 19, 2012, 18:53:33
And blue tit coloney
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 19, 2012, 19:49:42
so that they could
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on March 19, 2012, 20:00:08
Stop being herbivores while
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 20, 2012, 07:02:48
reducing their cholesterol by
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Post by: Ptarmigan on March 21, 2012, 00:40:42
eating cardboard flavoured bran
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on March 21, 2012, 06:56:34
(without the optional maggots)
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Post by: 2112 on March 23, 2012, 10:54:22
which they washed down
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: edd3647 on March 23, 2012, 16:29:00
With Red Bull and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on March 23, 2012, 16:58:50
four jacobs crackers smothered
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on March 23, 2012, 17:18:42
in Delia Smiths leftover
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 23, 2012, 18:41:04
goose grease from Christmas
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on March 23, 2012, 21:04:01
Instinctively, our Hero meandered
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on March 23, 2012, 21:16:04
drunkenly across the crowded
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 24, 2012, 07:37:12
scene and started to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 24, 2012, 07:58:37
vomit over the surrounding
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on March 24, 2012, 08:13:08
Chancellor of the Exchequer.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 24, 2012, 15:52:41
"An outrage" he cried
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on March 25, 2012, 00:35:55
before his gag reflex
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on March 25, 2012, 08:02:43
Made him announce heartless
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 25, 2012, 08:49:34
tax changes designed to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on March 25, 2012, 16:55:16
Supplement questionable donations and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 25, 2012, 18:43:34
generaly fleece the population
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 25, 2012, 19:45:53
while the greedy bankers
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on March 26, 2012, 18:50:54
(spelt with a B)
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 26, 2012, 19:37:11
went out on all
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 26, 2012, 20:24:28
expenses paid trips laughing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: bencav on March 26, 2012, 20:39:13
Incessantly at the dire
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on March 26, 2012, 21:39:47
rea on the back
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 27, 2012, 06:53:39
of the coach drivers
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on March 27, 2012, 19:43:00
Sandwiches. Then Felicity Kendall
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 27, 2012, 20:54:18
walked in, all dressed
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 27, 2012, 22:00:05
like Queen Victoria's pet
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 28, 2012, 18:11:11
cockatoo with a large red
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on March 28, 2012, 20:20:08
photocopier in a wheelbarrow.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 29, 2012, 06:38:38
This startled the gathering
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on March 29, 2012, 08:41:30
paaparazzi into an orgy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: edd3647 on March 29, 2012, 14:47:12
Suddenly a drunken irishman
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on March 29, 2012, 19:06:54
Crapped in his pants
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 29, 2012, 23:56:29
too much Guinness again
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on March 31, 2012, 10:15:57
and they had to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on March 31, 2012, 10:17:54
hose him down with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: edd3647 on March 31, 2012, 22:25:21
Bubble bath mixed with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on March 31, 2012, 22:27:13
Semolina. The resulting putrid
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 01, 2012, 15:45:47
mess was served to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: edd3647 on April 02, 2012, 20:58:05
Harley Davidson owners who
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on April 02, 2012, 21:03:53
thought it was superior
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: wal750 on April 02, 2012, 22:12:47
to their shite machinery
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 02, 2012, 23:10:37
and worked well as
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 03, 2012, 18:32:10
lubricant for the ancient
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 03, 2012, 19:02:23
agricultural gearbox design used
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on April 04, 2012, 06:54:43
on their analog clock.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 04, 2012, 09:01:29
While more modern tractors
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on April 06, 2012, 07:33:02
can plough fields with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 07, 2012, 17:38:19
a plough made of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on April 07, 2012, 20:40:31
virgins toenails, bovines, taramasolata
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 08, 2012, 09:20:09
and humous, most farmers
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: wal750 on April 08, 2012, 21:36:20
love to stand in
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on April 08, 2012, 22:06:02
Jimmy Choo's while pounding
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 09, 2012, 14:01:00
a large hole in
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: edd3647 on April 09, 2012, 17:48:58
Their prize bull's bottom
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 09, 2012, 18:31:50
lip, allowing them to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on April 09, 2012, 18:32:37
Fit a TV antenna
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 09, 2012, 19:54:18
to enable them to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on April 09, 2012, 20:09:36
receive Latvian porn channels.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 10, 2012, 18:17:02
This activity quickly angered
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on April 10, 2012, 20:46:47
the simpering semolina-smeared
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on April 10, 2012, 21:24:32
forum member from North
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 11, 2012, 19:49:36
Southend, leading them to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on April 11, 2012, 20:19:23
move to South Northampton.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 12, 2012, 17:50:47
This would confuse the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on April 13, 2012, 10:24:43
northernmost Midlands members, but
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on April 13, 2012, 10:32:38
Eastern West Northolt compasses
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on April 13, 2012, 23:39:45
are luminous, ensuring dimwitted
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 14, 2012, 07:15:49
pensioners could find their
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on April 14, 2012, 07:48:14
Soap in the bathtub.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 14, 2012, 09:08:57
However, the dwarf was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on April 14, 2012, 17:41:36
frantically tugging on his
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on April 14, 2012, 21:26:18
Snow White replica doll
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: wal750 on April 15, 2012, 00:16:12
Until it was sick
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on April 16, 2012, 19:19:06
with apprehension. Finally it
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 18, 2012, 19:39:49
burst into a glorious
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on April 18, 2012, 21:22:05
rendition of Nessun Dorma
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 20, 2012, 20:59:01
with the backing provided
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on April 21, 2012, 07:54:55
By creosote gurggling antelopes.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 21, 2012, 10:03:27
This racket soon attracted
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on April 21, 2012, 19:38:21
angry zookeepers, famed for
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: wal750 on April 21, 2012, 22:07:56
their ability to pull
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 22, 2012, 20:35:40
off male antelopes while
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on April 22, 2012, 22:24:57
Aiming at some fences.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on April 22, 2012, 23:46:56
Being propped up by
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 23, 2012, 06:52:38
a french stick, however
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on April 23, 2012, 19:10:20
not today...Today was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on April 23, 2012, 19:23:20
Armageddon. Overwhelming cactus spikes
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on April 23, 2012, 19:37:40
rampaged everywhere. Except in
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 25, 2012, 19:16:04
the dark because they
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on April 25, 2012, 19:55:58
were visually impaired. September
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 26, 2012, 06:52:30
was unusually dry and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on April 26, 2012, 09:07:42
Cacti everywhere died, thus
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 27, 2012, 01:32:59
ridding the story of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 27, 2012, 07:34:22
the pesky cactus. Then
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on April 27, 2012, 08:34:47
a cousin of General
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 27, 2012, 18:50:13
Disaster appeared on the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 27, 2012, 20:32:04
scene with some peculiarly
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 27, 2012, 21:53:44
smelling French cheeses, accompanied
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on April 27, 2012, 22:30:35
By a meringue with
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 28, 2012, 12:39:49
strawberry, raspberry and peach
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on April 29, 2012, 13:33:02
Toppings, with six beers.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on April 29, 2012, 15:14:45
A uni-cycling bear then
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on April 30, 2012, 15:10:10
triple back-flipped several zombies
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on April 30, 2012, 17:24:47
who were standing on
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 02, 2012, 00:42:37
the rotting carcasses of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on May 02, 2012, 06:48:11
less successful uni-cycling bears.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on May 03, 2012, 09:15:50
The watching children began
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 03, 2012, 23:07:05
to worry Glitter's fans
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Post by: highland strom on May 05, 2012, 13:15:08
Would try and coax
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Post by: MartinW on May 05, 2012, 14:51:01
His wardens into letting
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Post by: Ptarmigan on May 05, 2012, 22:30:05
up on the endless
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: medic5 on May 06, 2012, 09:45:56
Damn passport control checks
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Post by: MartinW on May 07, 2012, 14:41:20
Fortunately Terminal five queues
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 08, 2012, 00:19:47
are bound to increase
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on May 08, 2012, 04:47:35
meaning the scumbag won't
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Post by: shedchief on May 12, 2012, 15:26:37
be first in the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on May 13, 2012, 08:15:49
Queue and could be
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Post by: Gassoon on May 13, 2012, 14:02:50
taken aside and de-
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Post by: MartinW on May 13, 2012, 14:07:17
fibrillated unsuccessfully. Major celebrations
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Post by: Anonymous on May 13, 2012, 14:31:08
were arranged and organisers
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Post by: shedchief on May 13, 2012, 14:51:49
organised the meals that
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Post by: Ptarmigan on May 13, 2012, 16:44:13
airlines claim as food
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Post by: shedchief on May 13, 2012, 18:26:19
but we know is
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Post by: MartinW on May 13, 2012, 18:30:56
Compost. When Postman Pat
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Post by: Ptarmigan on May 14, 2012, 00:02:21
called Ajay a racist
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on May 14, 2012, 09:01:11
his cat was shocked.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 14, 2012, 17:31:32
into action and emailed
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on May 14, 2012, 22:50:33
Carol Vordemann to ask
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Mr Nick on May 15, 2012, 00:22:10
if 69 was possible
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on May 15, 2012, 04:30:09
or whether she could
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 15, 2012, 22:02:08
manage with a rabbit?
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on May 16, 2012, 20:03:55
The thought of this
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on May 16, 2012, 20:17:52
caused stirring down below
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 16, 2012, 22:14:38
resulting in  projectile vommiting
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on May 16, 2012, 22:21:22
From the forbidden area
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Post by: shedchief on May 16, 2012, 22:47:15
Adjacent to the aforesaid
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Post by: Ptarmigan on May 17, 2012, 00:31:48
Jimmy Choo's, now dripping
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on May 17, 2012, 01:46:32
with putrid gunge, Carol
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on May 17, 2012, 09:05:54
who by now was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Mr Nick on May 17, 2012, 17:43:42
positively frothing at the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on May 18, 2012, 00:31:00
entrance to her silky
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on May 18, 2012, 21:41:48
Lounge curtains. The reaper
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on May 18, 2012, 22:05:00
Let an almighty fart
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Post by: shedchief on May 18, 2012, 22:50:17
go unnoticed before he
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 18, 2012, 23:55:02
deftly lopped off her
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on May 19, 2012, 13:27:59
expansive bush,  leaving her
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 19, 2012, 23:15:18
bald as a coot
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Post by: MartinW on May 20, 2012, 07:46:23
That caused a violent
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on May 20, 2012, 22:01:21
shuddering, a giggle and
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Post by: MartinW on May 20, 2012, 22:51:10
hair removal cream to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on May 21, 2012, 18:36:48
solidify, causing expansion of
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Post by: Gassoon on May 21, 2012, 18:44:02
Universe to accelerate, resulting
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on May 21, 2012, 21:26:01
In twice the original
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on May 21, 2012, 21:32:22
Density of growth. Semolina
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Post by: Mr Nick on May 21, 2012, 22:13:35
like fluid sprayed all
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Post by: MartinW on May 22, 2012, 20:18:54
over that spoilt drunken
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on May 22, 2012, 20:32:47
Irishman with 1 welly
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on May 22, 2012, 20:50:03
hanging from his left
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on May 22, 2012, 21:04:58
armpit hair. Rigourous tugging
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Anonymous on May 23, 2012, 17:48:10
and an overwhelming determination
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on May 23, 2012, 19:15:23
ensured he efficiently severed
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on May 23, 2012, 19:56:37
all links with her
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on May 23, 2012, 20:21:48
D.I.D. motorcycle chain fitted
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on May 23, 2012, 22:27:17
and greased up like
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on May 24, 2012, 20:08:57
a wet seal cub
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 24, 2012, 21:47:31
in a lard factory
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Post by: MartinW on May 24, 2012, 22:08:55
Before clubbing rendered it
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on May 24, 2012, 23:35:01
Eligible to join Parliament
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Post by: highland strom on May 24, 2012, 23:46:25
And vote for Wales
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on May 25, 2012, 13:24:22
Surely the Eurovision judges
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 25, 2012, 16:39:52
would not be unduly
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on May 25, 2012, 17:22:29
influenced by talent or
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on May 25, 2012, 17:27:08
pointy haired Irish twins
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on May 25, 2012, 18:28:03
however this didn't stop
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on May 25, 2012, 19:39:54
Carol Vordemann from showing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on May 25, 2012, 19:42:53
Professor Cox her back
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 25, 2012, 21:29:20
to the future memorabilia
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on May 25, 2012, 21:33:27
Purchased from Khazak EBay.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on May 25, 2012, 21:35:19
for the princely sum
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on May 25, 2012, 21:37:38
Of two camels and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on May 25, 2012, 21:38:35
a hardboiled egg, this
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on May 25, 2012, 21:40:39
could be construed as
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 25, 2012, 21:46:38
a dowry by some
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on May 25, 2012, 21:49:37
very tall dwarves who
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on May 25, 2012, 22:34:20
didn't actually have Daughters.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on May 25, 2012, 23:39:31
Some short giants look
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 26, 2012, 01:13:19
like tall dwarfs when
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Post by: MartinW on May 26, 2012, 07:04:15
Standing next to average
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Post by: shedchief on May 26, 2012, 12:40:25
Joe in a dark
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: medic5 on May 26, 2012, 14:52:27
Or motorbike riding "sheep"
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on May 26, 2012, 16:32:37
dressed like Carol in
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Post by: Ptarmigan on May 26, 2012, 21:46:27
wrinkled Damart thermals clutching
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on May 26, 2012, 21:47:15
Fat Rat Voodoo Dolls.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on May 26, 2012, 22:09:59
Meanwhile,  asteroid proximity incited
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on May 26, 2012, 22:13:07
[s:2n7hr61u]This sight drove men[/s:2n7hr61u]
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on May 26, 2012, 22:14:12
a vague goat into
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Post by: shedchief on May 26, 2012, 22:18:05
performing oily deeds on
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on May 27, 2012, 13:30:13
the Mothership. When outrageously
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on May 27, 2012, 23:17:53
attired frenchmen stormed the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 28, 2012, 02:06:58
snail colony demanding satisfaction
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on May 28, 2012, 12:03:31
(not slugs with caravans)
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Piglumps on May 28, 2012, 17:13:06
The pink princess shivered..
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on May 28, 2012, 21:32:31
near the hot lava
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 28, 2012, 23:40:25
and volcanic ash cloud
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on May 29, 2012, 04:36:51
with goosebumps like pert
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on May 29, 2012, 20:06:54
suppositories filled with engine
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on May 29, 2012, 20:27:42
oil, tapioca, cucumbers and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on May 29, 2012, 21:09:34
essence of Carol's miniscule
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on May 29, 2012, 23:15:24
saliva glands, used to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on May 30, 2012, 06:32:02
lubricate essential thrusting components.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on May 30, 2012, 08:23:48
The volcano exploded, sending
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Post by: Sven on May 30, 2012, 08:25:49
Gassoon's old TV set
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on May 30, 2012, 19:27:21
an email which unfortunately
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Post by: MartinW on May 30, 2012, 20:09:31
was displayed on papyrus.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 30, 2012, 20:11:54
with a duck's bill
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on May 30, 2012, 20:35:49
providing the quill function.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on May 30, 2012, 21:40:44
Volcanic ash drifted up
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on May 30, 2012, 23:07:50
into areas of sensitivity
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on May 31, 2012, 03:45:47
causing intolerable pain. Cagoules
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on May 31, 2012, 16:58:08
shouted a purple headed
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: highland strom on May 31, 2012, 18:27:50
Bull-frog named Archie
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on May 31, 2012, 18:44:26
Gemmell, the most famous
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on May 31, 2012, 22:24:18
Scotsman never to concede
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on June 01, 2012, 07:25:48
that Carole,  whose behind
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 01, 2012, 07:47:43
Was a trophy winner
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on June 01, 2012, 10:45:48
was actually an alien
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 01, 2012, 11:26:48
hiding inside a prosthetic
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on June 01, 2012, 12:51:42
filled with Swarfega and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 01, 2012, 17:10:59
asparagus. Wensleydale cheese was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on June 01, 2012, 19:12:48
slathered over, and licked
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 01, 2012, 21:28:05
by a myopic podiatrist
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 01, 2012, 22:07:50
with a penchant for
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on June 01, 2012, 22:41:57
reflection,  procrastination, navel-gazing and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 01, 2012, 23:58:25
cheesy smelling discharge licking
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 02, 2012, 16:20:04
from the cusp of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: medic5 on June 02, 2012, 21:00:36
Rotten smelly bikers boots
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on June 02, 2012, 22:14:31
Whose scent resembled pungent
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 02, 2012, 22:28:59
goat madras, rotting in
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 02, 2012, 22:57:10
hundred year old guano
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 03, 2012, 00:42:41
bile. Therefore Madam Viper
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on June 03, 2012, 08:24:05
dressed as she was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 03, 2012, 08:38:44
In snakeskin and velcro
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on June 03, 2012, 16:29:12
attaching transparent body stocking
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 03, 2012, 19:08:34
purchased from a Harley
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on June 03, 2012, 19:55:23
temporary tattoo warrior catalogue
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 03, 2012, 23:07:10
cracked her whip while
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 04, 2012, 08:53:46
Resuscitating Admiral Nelson. Lentils
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on June 04, 2012, 09:15:42
lined and lubricated her
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 04, 2012, 12:08:47
dry leather straps holding
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 04, 2012, 16:40:39
her saddle. Trevor McDonald
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 04, 2012, 18:08:52
, her best customer, swears
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on June 04, 2012, 21:46:06
by blending kittens, then
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 04, 2012, 21:52:18
Seasoning with ground stoat
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on June 04, 2012, 22:02:39
and lamprey bile, poured
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 04, 2012, 22:03:49
Out slowly .... And finally ....
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on June 04, 2012, 23:43:42
smeared onto toasted scrotum
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 05, 2012, 16:47:25
Over in Mozambique, David
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 05, 2012, 19:51:52
Cameron's Eton fag was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 05, 2012, 19:52:44
put out by the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 05, 2012, 23:24:31
inconvenience of having to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: V-Strom-Mark on June 06, 2012, 09:02:54
deal with a delegation
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 06, 2012, 09:20:51
of pathetic pyrotechnic polytechnic
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 06, 2012, 17:42:57
physicists practicing Promethean proposals
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on June 06, 2012, 19:12:21
while under the influence
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 06, 2012, 21:43:42
Of haluscigenic carcinogenic gin'n'tonic.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on June 06, 2012, 21:58:03
Meanwhile,  megalomaniac megaliths modulated
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 06, 2012, 22:03:34
Frequencies frequently forcing formulation
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on June 07, 2012, 06:12:36
for furure fusion of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on June 07, 2012, 08:21:04
voluptuous Vordemann's very vixen-like
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 07, 2012, 08:44:47
Oddly over octagonal Oesophagus.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 07, 2012, 20:12:34
Always useful for oral
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on June 07, 2012, 20:26:52
B toothbrush holding, however
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on June 07, 2012, 21:48:22
gentle the mental dental
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on June 08, 2012, 11:22:46
nurse cursed worst first
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 08, 2012, 11:40:20
indications indicated initial infection
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on June 08, 2012, 17:16:08
cos caustic  cauterising caused
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 08, 2012, 17:36:36
incisor inflamation in increasing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on June 08, 2012, 18:19:14
seriousness suggesting surgical sorcery
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 08, 2012, 19:21:09
techniques targetting tooth troubles
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 09, 2012, 14:40:09
Meanwhile round the back
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on June 09, 2012, 15:30:50
an embarrassing itch required
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 09, 2012, 17:42:27
an embarrassing itch scratcher.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on June 09, 2012, 17:46:40
This looked like a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 09, 2012, 18:01:32
Scratcher for embarrassing itches.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on June 09, 2012, 19:14:13
Feeling up to scratch,
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on June 10, 2012, 11:02:45
he tetchily scratched the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 10, 2012, 11:29:35
itch with the scratcher.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on June 10, 2012, 20:18:33
"Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! That's better!" crooned
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 10, 2012, 20:38:55
Arthur Scargill, who was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 10, 2012, 20:40:08
still trying to strike
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 11, 2012, 10:09:33
a match in a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on June 11, 2012, 10:52:41
gorilla's pubic hair, this
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 11, 2012, 12:32:57
met with little success
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 11, 2012, 12:37:20
as King Kong's Dong
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on June 11, 2012, 20:05:17
dingle-dangled, long, strong and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 11, 2012, 21:38:31
next to two huge
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Spitfire on June 11, 2012, 22:20:59
hyabusa air filters filled
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 12, 2012, 04:37:24
with apricot jam. Several
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on June 12, 2012, 09:23:53
metres away, six tiny
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on June 12, 2012, 09:26:57
goblins gobbled Swarfega sarnies
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 12, 2012, 18:55:55
with alcoholic scrambled egg.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on June 12, 2012, 19:52:04
"Illogical", muttered Mr Spock
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 12, 2012, 22:00:30
wiping the Klingons from
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: edd3647 on June 13, 2012, 01:33:44
His blistered, painful, raw
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 13, 2012, 06:40:21
goat, who was suffering
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on June 13, 2012, 08:55:31
goat dramatic dress disorder
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: edd3647 on June 13, 2012, 15:02:44
Having been lead astray
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 13, 2012, 18:47:57
by fancy dress wearing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: edd3647 on June 14, 2012, 14:33:24
Greek politicians escaping from
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 14, 2012, 18:13:51
Spain (Definitely not Uganda!).
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 16, 2012, 21:20:59
Ethnically cleansed by Amin
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on June 16, 2012, 21:51:59
Idi?  Did he?  Eee!
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on June 16, 2012, 23:26:20
Aye adios!  Anyway, back
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on June 16, 2012, 23:58:54
at the ranch the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 17, 2012, 00:18:59
cowpokes were showing their
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on June 17, 2012, 13:10:33
interesting prize sprouts to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 17, 2012, 18:58:35
the ladies from the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 17, 2012, 19:05:09
Sprout Gobblers Club. Demonstrations
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on June 17, 2012, 19:12:34
were given in topiary
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 17, 2012, 22:21:14
by skilful bush trimmers
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 17, 2012, 22:28:03
Who shaped sprouts into
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on June 18, 2012, 21:44:39
Suzuki bolts and screws
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 19, 2012, 04:41:08
using blunt nail files.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 21, 2012, 00:05:26
The Ponderosa was strangely
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 21, 2012, 06:09:36
subdued as the Stommers
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on June 21, 2012, 15:27:35
serenaded some sexy senioritas
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 21, 2012, 21:17:52
who parked their Zimmer
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 21, 2012, 22:14:07
next to a Hummer.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: shedchief on June 23, 2012, 10:52:31
decked out in rubber
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 23, 2012, 11:24:52
and smeared in blubber.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: medic5 on June 23, 2012, 19:43:46
And w d 40
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 23, 2012, 19:58:15
Suddenly there was a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 23, 2012, 23:10:38
flash of light and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on June 24, 2012, 07:03:15
A winner was announced
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Post by: Ptarmigan on June 25, 2012, 01:09:04
before the Olympics started
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Post by: MartinW on June 25, 2012, 04:28:43
(England lost on penalties)
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Post by: Gassoon on June 25, 2012, 19:59:44
again. Oh, how we
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Post by: MartinW on June 25, 2012, 20:21:08
enjoyed Fat Rat's thread
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Post by: Gassoon on June 25, 2012, 21:40:18
whingeing and moaning like
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Post by: MartinW on June 25, 2012, 21:50:31
imperial Queens English blokes.
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Post by: Ptarmigan on June 27, 2012, 21:39:03
Rain stopped play at
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Post by: MartinW on June 27, 2012, 21:50:16
the world umbrella championships
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Post by: Gassoon on June 28, 2012, 08:54:46
in the Sahara, where
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Post by: MartinW on June 28, 2012, 10:39:00
it never rains, except
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Post by: Ptarmigan on June 29, 2012, 23:09:47
when the Chinese launch
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Post by: MartinW on June 30, 2012, 07:21:24
A new ShihTzu sandwich
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Post by: jimbo8098 on July 01, 2012, 15:44:06
to the moon. The
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Post by: Ptarmigan on July 01, 2012, 21:48:12
Klangers scoffed the lot
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Post by: MartinW on July 02, 2012, 00:03:19
with Relish. Captive Klangers
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Post by: jimbo8098 on July 02, 2012, 08:15:05
were dribbling when they
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Post by: MartinW on July 02, 2012, 09:27:21
thought of the roasted
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Post by: jimbo8098 on July 02, 2012, 13:14:56
chestnuts and squid tentacles
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Post by: Ptarmigan on July 02, 2012, 21:32:47
like fishy flavoured condoms
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Post by: MartinW on July 02, 2012, 23:43:05
even before internal usage.
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Post by: jimbo8098 on July 03, 2012, 08:40:36
and the 12oz burger
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Post by: shedchief on July 03, 2012, 16:50:30
rendered his inner cavity
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Post by: Gassoon on July 03, 2012, 17:07:08
immobile that month, eventually
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Post by: Ptarmigan on July 03, 2012, 19:59:09
it passed with help
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Post by: Gassoon on July 03, 2012, 22:08:01
from the Soup Dragon's
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Post by: MartinW on July 03, 2012, 22:35:57
sink plunger and secondary
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Post by: jimbo8098 on July 04, 2012, 08:28:02
school apprentice. The apprentice
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Post by: Gassoon on July 04, 2012, 08:35:26
Suzuki mechanic had lubricated
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Post by: jimbo8098 on July 04, 2012, 12:39:00
axles before but not
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Post by: Ptarmigan on July 04, 2012, 20:30:18
greased the nipples or
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Post by: shedchief on July 04, 2012, 21:20:43
read the piggin' manual
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Post by: jimbo8098 on July 05, 2012, 13:25:26
but he knew that
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Post by: Ptarmigan on July 05, 2012, 13:57:12
his lump hammer would
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Post by: MartinW on July 05, 2012, 14:51:49
generate sufficient kinetic input
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Post by: Gassoon on July 05, 2012, 14:55:12
cure electrical problems, and
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Post by: MartinW on July 05, 2012, 15:28:34
alter the mechanism in
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Post by: Ptarmigan on July 05, 2012, 20:08:37
the grandfather clock behind
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Post by: jimbo8098 on July 06, 2012, 12:49:30
the black V-Strom next
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Post by: MartinW on July 06, 2012, 13:28:41
door to the museum
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Post by: jimbo8098 on July 06, 2012, 13:34:36
of big , old , hairy
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Post by: MartinW on July 06, 2012, 13:52:51
antelopes. As the mermaid
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Post by: Ptarmigan on July 06, 2012, 14:48:45
contemplated Jimmy Choo's merits
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Post by: MartinW on July 06, 2012, 15:09:21
versus those of Altberg
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Post by: shedchief on July 07, 2012, 13:54:30
he contemplated relieving his
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Post by: MartinW on July 07, 2012, 14:11:27
Umbrella from the onslaught
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Post by: Ptarmigan on July 07, 2012, 15:33:59
of Golden Rain falling
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Post by: MartinW on July 07, 2012, 15:55:42
Upwards from down below
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Post by: edd3647 on July 07, 2012, 17:51:13
When suddenly without warning
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Post by: MartinW on July 07, 2012, 17:55:26
a hypochondriac, kleptomaniac, tic-tac
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Post by: Ptarmigan on July 07, 2012, 20:38:31
man gesticulated frantically because
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Post by: edd3647 on July 07, 2012, 23:02:05
Someone had stolen a
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Post by: MartinW on July 08, 2012, 08:58:42
Set of semaphore flags
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Post by: jimbo8098 on July 09, 2012, 12:56:06
And proceeded to signal
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Post by: MartinW on July 09, 2012, 14:23:12
their intention to arrest
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Post by: shedchief on July 09, 2012, 16:56:49
those without polo shirts
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Post by: MartinW on July 09, 2012, 17:08:29
or "Paypal Gift" skills.
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Post by: Ptarmigan on July 09, 2012, 22:59:11
Public humiliation being insufficient
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Post by: MartinW on July 10, 2012, 04:32:26
the stakes were raised
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Post by: jimbo8098 on July 10, 2012, 08:44:20
to endure Justin Bieber
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Post by: MartinW on July 10, 2012, 12:43:26
whilst peeling the skin
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Post by: jimbo8098 on July 10, 2012, 12:46:30
off of his large
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Post by: MartinW on July 10, 2012, 19:04:42
apple. Consternation from all
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Post by: jimbo8098 on July 11, 2012, 08:48:34
As he lifted his
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Post by: MartinW on July 11, 2012, 18:27:07
microphone to ruin some
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Post by: Ptarmigan on July 11, 2012, 19:05:30
poor barstewards night by
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Post by: jimbo8098 on July 13, 2012, 08:50:01
belting out Elvis classics
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Post by: shedchief on July 13, 2012, 08:51:44
while sitting on the
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Post by: MartinW on July 13, 2012, 09:21:46
dock of the bay.
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Post by: shedchief on July 13, 2012, 11:28:01
This, we all know,
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Post by: jimbo8098 on July 13, 2012, 13:47:02
is a sign of
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Post by: shedchief on July 13, 2012, 14:46:06
dock-side singing that defies
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Post by: MartinW on July 13, 2012, 14:47:54
boundries for taste, decency
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Post by: shedchief on July 13, 2012, 14:57:17
and aural sensitivities while
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Post by: MartinW on July 14, 2012, 16:15:42
circumventing similar guidelines related
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Post by: Ptarmigan on July 15, 2012, 00:24:54
to public order offences.
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Post by: ilkleyal on July 15, 2012, 01:46:23
The committing of which
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Post by: MartinW on July 15, 2012, 08:56:21
Means castration with rusty
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Post by: jimbo8098 on July 15, 2012, 17:29:18
eating utensils. There is
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Post by: shedchief on July 15, 2012, 17:33:13
little hope for the
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Post by: MartinW on July 15, 2012, 19:14:28
Utensils ever being sterilised
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Post by: Ptarmigan on July 15, 2012, 23:43:20
unlike the ill-fated villain
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Post by: MartinW on July 16, 2012, 09:43:44
who really should be.
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Post by: 2112 on July 17, 2012, 06:42:15
Meanwhile, a small package
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Post by: shedchief on July 17, 2012, 07:52:04
worried Lynford a lot,
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on July 17, 2012, 08:07:50
would it swing symetrically?
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Post by: 2112 on July 20, 2012, 06:47:28
or would the off-centre
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Post by: MartinW on July 20, 2012, 07:58:11
Counterbalance counteract the counting
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Post by: Ptarmigan on July 21, 2012, 19:49:28
metronome watcher who was
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Post by: MartinW on July 21, 2012, 19:51:20
Counting earwigs with umbrellas.
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Post by: Ptarmigan on July 22, 2012, 15:23:13
Meanwhile back in the
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Post by: MartinW on July 22, 2012, 15:36:02
Conservatory, some eskimo's shaved
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Post by: shedchief on July 22, 2012, 17:05:41
cheese from beneath the
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Post by: MartinW on July 22, 2012, 17:07:28
gorgonzola smeared pineapple quarter
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Post by: jimbo8098 on July 23, 2012, 08:54:36
And proceeded to eat
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Post by: Gassoon on July 23, 2012, 09:29:14
it lustily, wiping their
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Post by: MartinW on July 23, 2012, 09:56:00
lips with a delicate
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Post by: Gassoon on July 23, 2012, 17:45:20
yellow canary, then cleansing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 23, 2012, 18:19:49
their palates with formaldehyde
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Post by: MartinW on July 23, 2012, 19:23:39
extracted by syringe from
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Post by: Ptarmigan on July 23, 2012, 19:36:30
Lenin's embalmed body by
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Post by: Gassoon on July 23, 2012, 20:05:34
trained chipmunks disguised as
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Post by: shedchief on July 23, 2012, 20:37:34
Juveco and his sidekick
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Post by: MartinW on July 23, 2012, 21:02:00
who were recently missing
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Post by: jimbo8098 on July 24, 2012, 12:56:14
in the Sahara Desert.
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Post by: MartinW on July 24, 2012, 19:14:25
The forum had missed
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Post by: Ptarmigan on July 24, 2012, 23:18:40
their valuable input while
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Post by: MartinW on July 25, 2012, 20:01:47
They indulged in infiltrating
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Post by: Ptarmigan on July 26, 2012, 01:06:13
town with odd balls
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Post by: MartinW on July 26, 2012, 06:06:33
instead of posting constructive
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Post by: jimbo8098 on July 26, 2012, 13:07:02
criticism on the main
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 26, 2012, 19:09:10
stage at Download playing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on July 26, 2012, 21:28:30
Roger Whittaker whistling noises
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on July 27, 2012, 09:42:26
on their bed flutes
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Post by: Ptarmigan on July 27, 2012, 15:29:45
in celebration of the
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Post by: MartinW on July 27, 2012, 15:37:25
arrival of the Belgian
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Post by: Ptarmigan on August 01, 2012, 00:54:54
Chocolate Manufacturers Association wearing
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Post by: MartinW on August 01, 2012, 01:54:36
South Korean flags that
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Post by: Ptarmigan on August 02, 2012, 00:27:39
looked out of place
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Post by: MartinW on August 02, 2012, 01:29:48
in North Korea. David
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Post by: jimbo8098 on August 02, 2012, 13:04:53
Thought that this story
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on August 02, 2012, 21:35:05
Was changing direction, so
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Post by: Ptarmigan on August 04, 2012, 22:54:40
in the interest of
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Post by: MartinW on August 04, 2012, 22:56:58
Continuity, he typed some
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 04, 2012, 23:01:21
nonsense about cloning budgies
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on August 04, 2012, 23:03:27
Using toothpaste and pomegranate
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Post by: V-Strom-Mark on August 05, 2012, 07:36:31
juice, along with fresh
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on August 05, 2012, 08:10:53
Caterpillar bile. The mixture
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Post by: Ptarmigan on August 08, 2012, 19:40:02
ate its way through
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on August 08, 2012, 19:44:46
the protective layer of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on August 08, 2012, 19:46:53
of my Gore Tex
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Post by: MartinW on August 08, 2012, 19:48:26
codpiece, singing the tiny
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 16, 2012, 23:42:00
tempah tribute act setlist
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on August 17, 2012, 07:57:46
which included Little Richard.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 25, 2012, 18:31:30
While Judy's dominatrix fetish
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on August 25, 2012, 18:48:36
resulted in an amputee
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 27, 2012, 19:58:52
recovering her missing appendage
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on August 28, 2012, 04:31:25
from a charity shop
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: jimbo8098 on August 29, 2012, 13:17:52
in the south of
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Post by: MartinW on August 29, 2012, 20:17:43
North-West East Southport.
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Post by: jimbo8098 on August 30, 2012, 08:39:41
lol

Meanwhile , back at the batcave,
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Post by: Sven on August 30, 2012, 13:57:28
Quote from: "jimbo8098"
Meanwhile , back at the batcave,

Jimbo8098 learned to count....

 lol  lol  lol  :shrug:
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Post by: Sven on August 30, 2012, 14:00:24
Upto four........not five

 :grin:  lol  lol


(Sorry mate, had to be done...)
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Post by: MartinW on August 30, 2012, 22:41:38
And not self reply.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: jimbo8098 on August 31, 2012, 13:25:16
lol

thankfully , he has credibility
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on August 31, 2012, 14:15:22
for remembering to usurp
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 03, 2012, 01:14:27
the leftover vegetables from
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on September 03, 2012, 06:44:34
the chimp puke that
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Post by: jimbo8098 on September 04, 2012, 11:19:29
was left on the

 :-x
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Post by: MartinW on September 05, 2012, 06:16:24
mirror. Cardboard cut-out giraffe's
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 06, 2012, 18:18:34
are no good for
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on September 06, 2012, 21:34:40
tricking dumb lions into
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Post by: Ptarmigan on September 08, 2012, 01:09:13
attacking while distracted by
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on September 08, 2012, 07:51:21
Polystyrene wildebeest carcasses floatIng
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: talula on September 09, 2012, 22:17:50
In Shark infested  custard
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Post by: MartinW on September 09, 2012, 22:20:50
Meanwhile, the closing ceremony
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 11, 2012, 17:54:09
of Hein Gericke was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on September 11, 2012, 18:53:36
followed by an opening
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 12, 2012, 07:09:53
verse of the national
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on September 12, 2012, 07:19:47
anthem of Tajikistan
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Post by: Ptarmigan on September 13, 2012, 00:04:03
which vaguely resembles a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on September 13, 2012, 06:04:41
Chesney Hawkes cover of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 13, 2012, 06:29:45
The Phantom of the
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Post by: MartinW on September 13, 2012, 06:43:49
Basingstoke Post Office. High
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 15, 2012, 08:23:47
diving and alcohol do
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on September 15, 2012, 08:42:54
require "re-dives" for under
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 15, 2012, 10:22:41
18's who shouldn't drink
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on September 15, 2012, 10:33:26
and dive, which is
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 15, 2012, 17:41:01
obviously dangerous as you
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on September 15, 2012, 18:10:52
may get camera flashes
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 16, 2012, 12:33:51
reflecting on the Gin
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on September 16, 2012, 17:17:04
putting you off. Circumventing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 21, 2012, 05:22:41
this problem meant that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on September 21, 2012, 07:30:48
Cheating the system until
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on September 26, 2012, 18:08:06
caught would lead to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on September 26, 2012, 19:58:53
a smacked botty, which
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 09, 2012, 00:12:00
only made things worse
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on October 09, 2012, 00:41:31
for the corrupt politicians
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on October 09, 2012, 04:31:18
who instigated this. Somewhere
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 13, 2012, 01:55:42
beyond the Western fringe
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on October 13, 2012, 02:30:24
a dog howled, and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on October 13, 2012, 07:02:57
Ran away from Jimmy
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 13, 2012, 09:12:28
the kiddie fiddler, who
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on October 13, 2012, 21:07:00
appeared in several humour
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on October 13, 2012, 21:32:35
videos with the kid
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on October 13, 2012, 21:35:26
From the dodgy estate
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 14, 2012, 17:01:48
where Neanderthals torch Podiatrists
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on October 15, 2012, 07:18:01
using parafin and aubergines
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 17, 2012, 22:23:18
as suppositories to induce
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on October 17, 2012, 23:03:49
fitting. Round here it
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 18, 2012, 23:29:11
only counts if the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on October 19, 2012, 07:28:54
Sardines follow the trawler
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 19, 2012, 20:17:57
around the Shiant Isles
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on October 19, 2012, 20:20:35
and through the gulf
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on October 19, 2012, 20:58:10
of David Cameron's lies.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on October 19, 2012, 21:45:43
That's a long trip
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 23, 2012, 01:51:10
without hope in sight
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on October 23, 2012, 04:30:33
of any sensible changes
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on October 23, 2012, 13:28:40
in underpants or other
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 23, 2012, 17:34:41
more flattering under garments
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on October 23, 2012, 18:47:12
resulting in an overpowering
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on October 23, 2012, 19:12:14
feeling of intense guilt.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on October 23, 2012, 20:06:22
So the Director General
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 23, 2012, 20:16:40
had a hand in
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on October 23, 2012, 20:18:35
(fnarr fnarr) the opening
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 24, 2012, 00:50:08
near the back passage
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on October 24, 2012, 01:05:05
(where the anus lives)
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on October 24, 2012, 02:52:58
but decided to use
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on October 24, 2012, 10:40:40
executive powers to impose
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on October 24, 2012, 12:26:58
a "disagreement" tax. This
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on October 24, 2012, 19:03:40
wasn't agreed with by
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on October 24, 2012, 20:40:41
the assembled "Disagreement Committee"
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on October 24, 2012, 20:42:08
who agreed to disagree
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on October 24, 2012, 21:02:41
to the "disagreement tax".
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on October 24, 2012, 21:33:31
The disagreement agreement meant
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 25, 2012, 01:24:19
more useless legislation imposed
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on October 25, 2012, 02:09:12
a risk to sanity
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on October 25, 2012, 19:05:57
and total disagreement amongst
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on October 25, 2012, 22:10:13
previous agreers. Agrieved agreers
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 26, 2012, 12:53:35
resolved to vote UKIP
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on October 26, 2012, 15:57:07
and to defend all
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on October 26, 2012, 21:28:52
pointless views. Keith Chegwin
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 26, 2012, 21:49:06
denied all allegations today
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on October 26, 2012, 22:19:42
That he and his
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on October 26, 2012, 22:32:35
ladyboy friend Mitt Romney
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on October 26, 2012, 23:48:43
were knitting Noel Edmonds
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on October 27, 2012, 00:52:42
effigies to burn gleefully.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on October 27, 2012, 07:47:24
Mr Blobby was really
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Post by: LaKraven on October 27, 2012, 12:07:18
a polished turd, with
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Post by: MartinW on October 27, 2012, 12:52:22
big jumpers on, who
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Post by: Ptarmigan on October 27, 2012, 16:34:58
bit the pillow frequently
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Post by: MartinW on October 27, 2012, 16:40:48
Thinking it was marshmallow.
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Post by: Ptarmigan on October 28, 2012, 00:25:21
made his arse sore
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Post by: MartinW on October 28, 2012, 07:25:50
But he was happy.
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Post by: medic5 on October 28, 2012, 08:51:04
Waiting for summer time
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Post by: Ptarmigan on October 28, 2012, 11:25:22
and the warm sunshine
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Post by: LaKraven on October 28, 2012, 12:11:27
not often found in
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Post by: medic5 on October 28, 2012, 20:18:21
Azkaban and the dementors
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Post by: BluesBoy on October 28, 2012, 23:13:39
woolly white slippers which
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Post by: Tusker on October 29, 2012, 06:44:11
made him look gay
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Post by: Ptarmigan on October 29, 2012, 08:46:51
in his winceyette nightie
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Post by: Tusker on October 29, 2012, 09:41:16
and red chenile nightcap
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Post by: medic5 on October 29, 2012, 20:11:32
While flying to Washington
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Post by: Ptarmigan on October 29, 2012, 20:14:03
on Airforce One he
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Post by: MartinW on October 29, 2012, 20:16:05
got diverted by Hurricane
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Post by: Tusker on October 29, 2012, 20:16:28
had a knuckle shuffle
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Post by: medic5 on October 29, 2012, 20:25:07
While in the smithsonian
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Post by: Tusker on October 29, 2012, 20:26:14
institutionalised, I should be
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Post by: medic5 on October 29, 2012, 20:49:49
At the White House ......... :)))
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Post by: MartinW on October 29, 2012, 21:38:08
with a prosthetic elbow
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Post by: Tusker on October 29, 2012, 21:39:53
absolutely dogmatically preaching antidisestablishmentarianism
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on October 29, 2012, 21:43:22
circumventing discussions requiring explanation
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Post by: LaKraven on October 29, 2012, 22:10:55
discombobulating the establishmentarianist autocrats.
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Post by: MartinW on October 29, 2012, 22:12:20
It was a lot
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Post by: Ptarmigan on October 29, 2012, 23:06:19
too complicated to read
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Post by: MartinW on October 30, 2012, 07:03:51
For plebs, so to
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Post by: medic5 on October 30, 2012, 19:34:31
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus dociousaliexpilisticfragicalisuper quickly  :shrug:
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Post by: Tusker on October 30, 2012, 19:37:23
too long winded said
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Post by: MartinW on October 30, 2012, 20:35:00
the crystal clear english
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Post by: Ptarmigan on October 30, 2012, 21:02:52
teacher with big tits
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Post by: Tusker on October 30, 2012, 21:54:37
and a big hairy
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Post by: MartinW on October 30, 2012, 22:07:05
dog called Nigel. Wellingtons
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Post by: Ptarmigan on October 31, 2012, 01:27:33
we're his favourite chew
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Post by: MartinW on October 31, 2012, 07:13:05
when he couldn't find
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Post by: Ptarmigan on October 31, 2012, 20:30:42
discarded condoms lying around
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Post by: MartinW on October 31, 2012, 21:09:28
so he settled for
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Post by: LaKraven on October 31, 2012, 21:25:47
blood-filled used syringes instead.
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Post by: Tusker on October 31, 2012, 21:28:39
aids was the outcome
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Post by: MartinW on October 31, 2012, 21:54:25
, which paracetamol didn't help
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Post by: LaKraven on October 31, 2012, 22:01:56
but paracetamoxyfrusibendroneomysim cured immediately!
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Post by: MartinW on October 31, 2012, 22:03:31
So Nigel barked for
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Post by: LaKraven on October 31, 2012, 22:04:55
a barbedwire flesh lashing
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Post by: MartinW on October 31, 2012, 22:11:36
For his nemesis Trevor
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Post by: Ptarmigan on October 31, 2012, 23:54:18
the pot smoking beagle
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Post by: LaKraven on October 31, 2012, 23:55:54
boy from the cartoon
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Post by: MartinW on November 01, 2012, 08:16:39
About cats. Nigel propelled
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Post by: Tusker on November 01, 2012, 08:34:59
himself with canine muscalature
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 01, 2012, 09:27:36
Flexing, driving his claws
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Post by: Tusker on November 01, 2012, 11:31:07
into the frosted ground
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Post by: MartinW on November 01, 2012, 15:36:55
For extra grip. Unfortunately
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Post by: Tusker on November 01, 2012, 15:49:54
his quadraped system let
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Post by: MartinW on November 01, 2012, 15:58:55
Him down badly and
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Post by: Tusker on November 01, 2012, 16:04:50
HE FELL BOLLOCKS OVER
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Post by: Ptarmigan on November 01, 2012, 19:12:05
tit and ended up
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Post by: MartinW on November 01, 2012, 19:52:32
facing the way he
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 01, 2012, 20:49:58
came from, further his
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Post by: medic5 on November 02, 2012, 19:22:27
air plane flying skills
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Post by: Tusker on November 02, 2012, 19:25:19
sometimes called piloting by
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Post by: medic5 on November 02, 2012, 19:36:14
flying on a broomstick :orcs-buttshake:  :happy-bouncygreen:  :auto-sportbike:
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Post by: MartinW on November 02, 2012, 21:23:56
This caused problems with
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Post by: Tusker on November 02, 2012, 21:37:50
not having opposing thumbs
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Post by: MartinW on November 02, 2012, 21:46:48
so a fall was
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Post by: Tusker on November 02, 2012, 21:48:48
inevitable, however hitting the
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Post by: LaKraven on November 02, 2012, 22:07:52
ground was certainly not.
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Post by: Tusker on November 02, 2012, 22:17:02
Giza meant a problematic
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Post by: LaKraven on November 02, 2012, 22:20:17
massive polyhedric puzzle piece
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Post by: Tusker on November 02, 2012, 22:22:17
to land on,, painfully
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Post by: LaKraven on November 02, 2012, 22:23:30
causing the mass extinction
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Post by: Tusker on November 02, 2012, 22:24:44
of three humped camels
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Post by: LaKraven on November 02, 2012, 22:27:27
from the planet Uranus.
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Post by: Tusker on November 03, 2012, 06:57:19
come in Euston, my
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Post by: Ptarmigan on November 03, 2012, 08:32:19
re-entry strategy is failing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 03, 2012, 08:41:15
This is Groundcontrol to
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Post by: Ptarmigan on November 04, 2012, 00:55:38
excavate the footings ready
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Post by: Tusker on November 04, 2012, 07:16:50
to build his memorial
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Post by: MartinW on November 04, 2012, 08:54:19
To sanity, using polyfilla
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Post by: Tusker on November 04, 2012, 10:32:25
They named it Battersea
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Post by: MartinW on November 04, 2012, 10:40:29
Poochie Station Dogs Home
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Post by: Tusker on November 04, 2012, 10:42:42
A lasting memorial to
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Post by: MartinW on November 04, 2012, 10:49:08
Hamsters with inferiority complexes.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 04, 2012, 10:52:09
in need of rehoming
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Post by: medic5 on November 04, 2012, 13:48:45
in Westminster palace bar
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Post by: MartinW on November 04, 2012, 17:00:58
On the second Tuesday
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Post by: Ptarmigan on November 04, 2012, 22:06:14
of November, weather permitting
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Post by: MartinW on November 04, 2012, 22:15:17
Failing that, adoptions allow
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Post by: medic5 on November 05, 2012, 16:15:38
Or knock down parliament   :sci-fi-beamup:  :sci-fi-beamup:
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Post by: Ptarmigan on November 06, 2012, 19:04:10
with wet lettuce leaves
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Post by: MartinW on November 06, 2012, 20:00:35
from "Get Geared", Leatherhead.
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Post by: Ptarmigan on November 07, 2012, 00:46:33
where staff training intensified
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 07, 2012, 06:40:46
to deal with a
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Post by: Ptarmigan on November 07, 2012, 22:04:47
forthright biker who exposed
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 08, 2012, 01:35:29
poor retail standards. Antarctic
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 09, 2012, 21:01:48
Surveys reveal hidden talents
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 09, 2012, 21:25:22
in Penguins, some who
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Post by: Tusker on November 09, 2012, 21:29:25
display acrobatic tendencies, and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 09, 2012, 21:32:29
others play musical instruments.
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Post by: Tusker on November 09, 2012, 21:56:29
another group knit gossamer
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 10, 2012, 08:10:52
Underwear using scaffold poles
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Post by: Tusker on November 10, 2012, 08:12:44
a damproof gusset is
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 10, 2012, 09:16:09
essential when leaky valves
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Post by: MartinW on November 10, 2012, 10:25:33
Can cause flooding. Semolina
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Post by: Ptarmigan on November 10, 2012, 10:41:47
is a poor substitute
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Post by: MartinW on November 10, 2012, 11:29:39
for wallpaper paste if
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Post by: Tusker on November 10, 2012, 17:15:58
unless mixed with glue
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 10, 2012, 17:35:21
made from tapioca. Adhesion
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Post by: Tusker on November 10, 2012, 17:42:41
is unlikely due to
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Post by: medic5 on November 10, 2012, 21:28:08
Leaking rear bottom ends
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Post by: Tusker on November 11, 2012, 10:34:12
which are better rectified
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Post by: LaKraven on November 11, 2012, 11:50:33
by liberally applying awesomesauce.
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Post by: medic5 on November 11, 2012, 20:45:08
using get gears brushes :angry-extinguishflame:
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Post by: Tusker on November 11, 2012, 20:48:44
bought at a discount
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Post by: Ptarmigan on November 11, 2012, 21:05:57
off a market stall
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Post by: Tusker on November 11, 2012, 21:07:45
in Rawtenstal on Wednesdays
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Post by: MartinW on November 11, 2012, 21:21:27
Using a discount code
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Post by: Tusker on November 11, 2012, 21:22:53
which needs cracking by
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 11, 2012, 21:40:28
Bletchley Park girls and
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Piglumps on November 14, 2012, 20:59:24
Carol Vorderman dressed only
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 14, 2012, 21:02:22
knickers, suspenders and a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 14, 2012, 21:09:24
Bandana. Rachel Riley replaced
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 14, 2012, 21:10:58
Her clothes and left
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 14, 2012, 21:24:30
Carol looking like a
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Post by: Ptarmigan on November 15, 2012, 17:25:13
bag lady in trouble
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 15, 2012, 17:27:51
the local constabulary, however
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 15, 2012, 22:18:11
Were non-plussed and earned
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Post by: Ptarmigan on November 16, 2012, 01:01:24
her respect by exposing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 16, 2012, 08:14:44
Their crime commissioners turnout
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Post by: Ptarmigan on November 16, 2012, 22:33:40
exceeded that of voters
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 16, 2012, 22:36:30
In Newport. The fiddled
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Post by: Tusker on November 16, 2012, 23:45:11
Poll was hardly noticed
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Post by: Ptarmigan on November 17, 2012, 01:42:44
by the Chief Constable
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Post by: MartinW on November 17, 2012, 07:57:44
Or the electorate, who
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Post by: Tusker on November 17, 2012, 08:22:34
voted with thier feet
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Post by: Ptarmigan on November 17, 2012, 15:59:25
and stayed at home
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 17, 2012, 20:25:12
watching repeats of Taggart.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 17, 2012, 20:35:17
Meanwhile over in Disneyland
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on November 17, 2012, 20:36:36
aboard the acquired deathstar,
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 17, 2012, 20:42:24
Nemo the fish was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on November 17, 2012, 21:24:06
watching Aerial undress through
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on November 18, 2012, 01:38:58
a rose-tinted monocle which
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Post by: LaKraven on November 18, 2012, 03:04:32
predicts winning lottery numbers
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 18, 2012, 08:07:09
This week those numbers
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 18, 2012, 10:30:49
paid four million pounds
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Post by: medic5 on November 18, 2012, 13:23:11
to someone else
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 18, 2012, 17:19:59
to keep quiet about
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on November 18, 2012, 17:29:52
Obama's not being born
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 18, 2012, 18:05:33
but built from various
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on November 18, 2012, 18:43:32
leftover robot parts that
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Post by: Tusker on November 18, 2012, 20:17:59
weren't needed for Kryton
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on November 18, 2012, 20:57:48
(whoops, I meant "Kryten")
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 18, 2012, 21:05:58
to sabotage the Enterprise (Reksut's spelling  :neen: )
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on November 18, 2012, 21:26:50
as JMC's ace agent.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 18, 2012, 22:15:20
Getting back on topic
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on November 18, 2012, 22:17:07
the apparent truth is
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 18, 2012, 22:23:29
That the original monkey
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on November 18, 2012, 22:38:12
died from face cancer
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 18, 2012, 22:43:04
From rubbing creosote on
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on November 18, 2012, 22:49:24
with a rusty brillopad
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 19, 2012, 09:12:01
from Aldi. The family
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 19, 2012, 11:23:24
swung through the trees         wtf
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 19, 2012, 12:11:39
at Westonbirt Arboretum, chasing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 19, 2012, 13:57:59
apes with red genatalia
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 19, 2012, 14:07:00
hoping they don't catch
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on November 19, 2012, 14:12:05
a pink Panda instead.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 19, 2012, 14:18:27
Using the Children in
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 19, 2012, 15:58:18
Five Go on Holiday
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: medic5 on November 20, 2012, 18:19:23
reading, Mayfair, Penthouse, Titbits
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 20, 2012, 18:50:53
Dandy, Beano and Hello!
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on November 20, 2012, 19:43:02
"How big?" said the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 20, 2012, 19:47:29
little man in the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on November 20, 2012, 19:57:56
boat, his bald head
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 20, 2012, 20:03:24
gleaming in the moonlight
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 21, 2012, 06:51:30
after a good Mr Sheening
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 21, 2012, 07:50:23
Southport Marine Lake was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on November 21, 2012, 15:08:08
irrelevant to this sentence.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 21, 2012, 15:24:51
not so,, boat mentioned  :shrug:
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 21, 2012, 17:30:47
the vessel in previous
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 21, 2012, 18:44:07
sentence, if somewhat ambiguously
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 21, 2012, 18:47:59
Fook off I'm on
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 21, 2012, 18:52:42
self inflicted embarrassment recovery
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 21, 2012, 18:53:41
and so,, its drugs
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on November 21, 2012, 20:54:31
thought the little man
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 22, 2012, 01:20:02
with purple hair on
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 22, 2012, 06:08:45
the non-existant boat as
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 22, 2012, 06:59:41
a yacht with crew
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on November 22, 2012, 11:09:58
analogous to a bald
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 22, 2012, 15:00:46
vicar's congregation on Sunday
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 22, 2012, 16:21:49
Bollocks,, its all bollocks
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 22, 2012, 18:32:17
began his unconventional sermon
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 22, 2012, 20:28:08
written by women bishops.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 23, 2012, 10:10:36
Nuns seeking sartorial variation
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 23, 2012, 10:17:59
called the Pope's Mobile
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on November 23, 2012, 11:02:43
reporting a leaking flange
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 23, 2012, 13:30:53
needing the Papal Seal
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on November 23, 2012, 13:46:47
which ostentatiously obfuscated the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on November 23, 2012, 14:41:53
"Last Supper" oil painting
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 23, 2012, 15:03:15
which was refurbished accordingly.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on November 23, 2012, 15:05:36
Sister Mary's tattoo itched
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 23, 2012, 15:07:05
so she scratched it
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 23, 2012, 16:18:33
with her big toe
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 23, 2012, 16:25:55
while on the mezzanine
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on November 23, 2012, 16:44:24
doing her cross-stitch frenziedly,
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 23, 2012, 18:25:32
hoping the candle stayed
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 23, 2012, 18:33:02
standing in the wind
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on November 23, 2012, 19:29:48
as Godzilla raged toward
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 23, 2012, 19:31:31
her at great pace
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on November 23, 2012, 19:40:03
with utter disregard for
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 23, 2012, 19:46:32
the speed limits, moreover
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on November 23, 2012, 20:42:18
religious groups were offended
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 23, 2012, 20:45:22
by Gozilla's cross wearing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on November 23, 2012, 21:00:55
while trampling Catholic churches.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 23, 2012, 22:17:50
So Sister Mary knocked
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on November 23, 2012, 22:35:24
Godzilla out with a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 23, 2012, 22:37:38
Cherry Chapstick coated in
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on November 23, 2012, 22:41:16
spermicide and strawberry cheesecake
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 24, 2012, 07:22:38
one glancing temple blow
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 24, 2012, 07:32:43
was enough to cause
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 24, 2012, 07:37:39
mild concussion and a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 24, 2012, 10:07:45
lump the size of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 24, 2012, 11:09:30
a golfball, Godzilla turned
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on November 24, 2012, 11:58:34
toward mecca and prayed
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 24, 2012, 12:05:05
for divine intervention, but
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on November 24, 2012, 12:09:34
there is no God
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on November 24, 2012, 13:43:07
but there is Facebook
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on November 24, 2012, 14:33:44
, and Facebook really sucks.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 24, 2012, 14:41:01
like whores on coke
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: LaKraven on November 24, 2012, 15:25:13
Godzilla returned to Tokyo
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 24, 2012, 16:03:30
retiring to the country
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Post by: LaKraven on November 24, 2012, 16:06:25
of his beloved ancestors
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Post by: Tusker on November 24, 2012, 16:08:54
dishonoured, he commits suicide
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Post by: LaKraven on November 24, 2012, 16:10:11
by sleeping in Fukushima
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Post by: medic5 on November 24, 2012, 18:36:57
Nagasaki, Yamagata, Osaka and
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Post by: LaKraven on November 24, 2012, 19:02:45
Hiroshima. It was a
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Post by: MartinW on November 24, 2012, 19:46:28
slow death with several
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Post by: LaKraven on November 24, 2012, 20:15:46
bouts of intense vommiting
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Post by: Tusker on November 24, 2012, 21:06:51
complicated by internal blleding
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Post by: LaKraven on November 24, 2012, 21:40:44
, hypoxia, necrosis and radioactive
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Post by: Tusker on November 24, 2012, 21:59:33
contusions on the scrotum
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Post by: LaKraven on November 24, 2012, 22:04:09
before, finally, death came.
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Post by: Tusker on November 24, 2012, 22:06:30
sometimes its for the
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Post by: MartinW on November 24, 2012, 22:24:13
Azerbaijan jury to award
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Post by: Tusker on November 24, 2012, 22:31:06
relatives with the will
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Post by: LaKraven on November 24, 2012, 22:35:41
to eat custard-covered pudding
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Post by: BluesBoy on November 25, 2012, 00:20:38
similar to spotted dick
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Post by: LaKraven on November 25, 2012, 00:31:12
but with more inuendo
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Post by: BluesBoy on November 25, 2012, 00:40:00
less nuts and more
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Post by: LaKraven on November 25, 2012, 00:44:39
saussage; but I digress...
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Post by: MartinW on November 25, 2012, 07:51:42
... As usual, because I
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Post by: Ptarmigan on November 25, 2012, 09:20:54
can't concentrate while my
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Post by: Tusker on November 25, 2012, 10:58:52
blood pressure is high
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Post by: MartinW on November 25, 2012, 11:38:16
Because of the mice.
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Post by: Tusker on November 25, 2012, 12:40:18
infestation at the church
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Post by: LaKraven on November 25, 2012, 14:07:24
the local crackheads use
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Post by: MartinW on November 26, 2012, 16:06:31
if their favourite shop
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Post by: Tusker on November 26, 2012, 16:28:44
doorway is tramped up
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Post by: medic5 on November 26, 2012, 20:23:20
With boys in blue
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Post by: Tusker on November 26, 2012, 20:27:08
with tramps in cardboard !!
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 27, 2012, 19:48:45
underpants swigging meths from
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Post by: Tusker on November 27, 2012, 19:51:38
cut crystal wine goblets
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Post by: MartinW on November 27, 2012, 20:20:16
Then, at the BBC
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Post by: Tusker on November 27, 2012, 20:22:04
a paedophile scandal ensued
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Post by: MartinW on November 27, 2012, 20:24:06
and two news presenters
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Post by: Tusker on November 27, 2012, 20:26:44
were implicated, one was
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Post by: MartinW on November 27, 2012, 20:28:45
banging the other despite
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 27, 2012, 20:33:03
a forty year age
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Post by: medic5 on November 27, 2012, 21:21:25
and went to Sky
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Post by: Ptarmigan on November 27, 2012, 21:49:08
where Herbie Flowers played
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Post by: Tusker on November 27, 2012, 22:35:38
singing in the rain
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Post by: Gassoon on November 27, 2012, 23:02:13
with an open umbrella
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Post by: BluesBoy on November 28, 2012, 00:31:31
along a back passage
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Post by: Ptarmigan on November 28, 2012, 01:11:09
known locally as the
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Post by: MartinW on November 28, 2012, 06:57:01
quiet back passage. These
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Post by: Gassoon on November 28, 2012, 08:39:20
were affectionately known as
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on November 28, 2012, 13:36:22
'Herbie's back passage shenanigans'
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Post by: Tusker on November 28, 2012, 13:39:35
fortunately auntie Maggie had
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Post by: BluesBoy on November 28, 2012, 13:47:05
left her dancing shoes
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Post by: Tusker on November 28, 2012, 13:52:30
hanging on the peg
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Post by: Ptarmigan on November 28, 2012, 18:27:45
in the orphanage cloakroom.
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Post by: Tusker on November 28, 2012, 19:15:35
so she tapped using
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 28, 2012, 19:47:06
morse code for a
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Post by: Tusker on November 28, 2012, 19:49:43
change,, Semaphore being her
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Post by: BluesBoy on November 28, 2012, 20:00:48
favourite, although lacking arms
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Post by: MartinW on November 28, 2012, 20:01:14
usual communication, but the
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Post by: Tusker on November 28, 2012, 20:04:01
wind was ripping up
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Post by: BluesBoy on November 28, 2012, 20:05:53
the old girl's crotchless
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Post by: Tusker on November 28, 2012, 20:08:03
G-string, otherwise  all was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on November 28, 2012, 20:30:10
well. SOS she tapped
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Post by: Tusker on November 28, 2012, 20:37:55
hoping burly seamen would
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Post by: Ptarmigan on November 28, 2012, 23:27:31
play hide the sausage
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Post by: BluesBoy on November 28, 2012, 23:42:49
when suddenly Ben Dover
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Post by: Tusker on November 29, 2012, 00:43:50
and Phil McCrakin arrived
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Post by: Gassoon on November 29, 2012, 09:30:37
together, damaging her finest
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Post by: Tusker on November 29, 2012, 14:02:36
lingerie, with the prodding
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Post by: BluesBoy on November 29, 2012, 16:30:54
of a randy oversized
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 29, 2012, 16:33:32
mutton dagger, eventually she
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Post by: Ptarmigan on November 29, 2012, 18:48:25
whacked it with her
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Post by: Tusker on November 29, 2012, 18:57:34
copy of Womens Weekly
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Post by: MartinW on November 29, 2012, 22:21:39
Causing internal bleeding. Leveson
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Post by: Ptarmigan on November 30, 2012, 00:04:12
finally issued his report
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Gassoon on November 30, 2012, 09:20:17
on 'Why Wearing Spectacles
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Post by: MartinW on November 30, 2012, 09:21:35
dents noses', before picking
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on November 30, 2012, 10:29:42
up a banjo before
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Post by: Tusker on November 30, 2012, 22:03:11
strumming ride around sally
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Post by: BluesBoy on December 01, 2012, 22:48:26
and fiddling with a
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Post by: Ptarmigan on December 01, 2012, 23:16:26
public schoolboy like teachers
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Post by: BluesBoy on December 02, 2012, 01:25:25
whiskey fiddles with the
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Post by: Tusker on December 02, 2012, 08:19:23
brain cells that keep
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Post by: MartinW on December 02, 2012, 15:00:05
subjects on track. Addressing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 02, 2012, 15:38:17
balance whilst walking to
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Post by: MartinW on December 06, 2012, 14:54:57
the wine merchants for
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Post by: Tusker on December 06, 2012, 16:49:56
his White Lightening supply
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Post by: MartinW on December 06, 2012, 16:52:07
and some Pork Scratchings.
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Post by: Tusker on December 06, 2012, 16:53:33
carrying his stock he
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: medic5 on December 07, 2012, 19:58:20
Shot the BMW rider
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Post by: Tusker on December 07, 2012, 20:01:10
and burned the bike
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Post by: SimonW on December 07, 2012, 21:09:03
resulting in a warranty
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Post by: MartinW on December 07, 2012, 21:37:52
Claim (again) which was
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on December 09, 2012, 23:29:30
paid in favours rendered
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 10, 2012, 07:34:29
on Saturdays. Christmas Eve
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Post by: Tusker on December 10, 2012, 08:37:37
and All Hallows Day
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Post by: BluesBoy on December 10, 2012, 21:37:53
when All Saints sang
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Post by: MartinW on December 10, 2012, 21:39:50
Hickory, dickory, dock. Several
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Post by: Tusker on December 10, 2012, 21:41:03
carols and one Hymn
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 10, 2012, 21:42:38
About sausages. The hat
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 10, 2012, 21:46:04
worn jauntily was festooned
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Post by: MartinW on December 10, 2012, 21:48:58
With ketchup and creosote.
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Post by: Tusker on December 10, 2012, 21:50:06
attractive to fence fetish
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Post by: BluesBoy on December 10, 2012, 21:52:17
wall horniness and other
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on December 12, 2012, 20:03:20
garden boundary perversions.  Meanwhile,
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Post by: Tusker on December 12, 2012, 20:04:48
Aliens puzzled over pyramids
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Post by: MartinW on December 12, 2012, 20:58:55
with tea leaves in
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Post by: Tusker on December 12, 2012, 21:03:16
made for fuller flavour
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Post by: MartinW on December 12, 2012, 21:07:49
but thought that wensleydale
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Post by: Tusker on December 12, 2012, 21:11:41
a valley in Yorkshire
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 12, 2012, 21:13:26
was a cheese replacement
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Post by: Tusker on December 12, 2012, 21:14:49
made with sheep milk
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Post by: BluesBoy on December 12, 2012, 23:49:48
inhabited by strange little
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Post by: MartinW on December 13, 2012, 06:07:28
bacteria. The Monkey Drank
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on December 13, 2012, 08:33:29
public house is renowned
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Post by: Tusker on December 13, 2012, 08:43:49
for serving none dairy
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Post by: MartinW on December 13, 2012, 22:52:53
Milk, with cheese triangles
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 14, 2012, 00:55:52
which don't ring like
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 14, 2012, 08:57:19
mobile phones, but do
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on December 14, 2012, 10:16:47
work as makeshift earplugs
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 14, 2012, 14:50:45
if you can stand
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Post by: BluesBoy on December 14, 2012, 16:52:04
cheesy music played by
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Post by: Tusker on December 14, 2012, 16:57:35
street musicians on banjo
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 14, 2012, 19:40:12
practise sessions outside Primark.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on December 16, 2012, 02:15:19
Suffering from severely inflamed
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 16, 2012, 09:19:30
knees, Maria had to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 16, 2012, 11:53:53
play whilst sitting on
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 16, 2012, 16:27:51
Miss Muffet's Tuffet, which
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Post by: Tusker on December 16, 2012, 16:30:55
unfortunately had a spider
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 16, 2012, 19:34:38
just next to it
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Post by: Tusker on December 16, 2012, 19:37:53
being an arachnaphobe she
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 16, 2012, 20:31:49
passed some methane from
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 16, 2012, 20:34:14
her rear end staining
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on December 17, 2012, 21:12:10
everything in the vicinity
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Post by: Tusker on December 17, 2012, 21:14:51
including the spiders web
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 18, 2012, 06:49:32
with flour, which somehow
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 18, 2012, 09:04:46
baked in the sun
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Post by: MartinW on December 18, 2012, 19:15:52
drying to the consistency
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 18, 2012, 19:19:14
of Scones, something had
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 22, 2012, 21:27:04
influenced the spider into
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: eckthesaint on December 22, 2012, 23:32:34
cross dressing as a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 23, 2012, 06:36:54
West Brom fan who
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Post by: Tusker on December 23, 2012, 07:37:31
secretly followed Coventry City
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 23, 2012, 10:05:35
Into a gay bar
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 23, 2012, 11:26:30
next to Villa Park.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 23, 2012, 12:35:42
This led to an
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 23, 2012, 13:47:16
almighty riot when Prince
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 23, 2012, 15:48:45
sometimes known as Symbol
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 23, 2012, 15:57:46
became known as Jenny.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 23, 2012, 16:36:36
Undercover she always provoked
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 23, 2012, 22:29:15
priapism, thanks to her
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 23, 2012, 22:31:10
Short skirts worn just
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on December 23, 2012, 23:44:45
half inch above the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 24, 2012, 06:26:58
waist, but below the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 24, 2012, 08:00:23
skirt her Huggies kept
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 24, 2012, 17:32:21
any seepage retained internally.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 24, 2012, 18:39:17
avoiding a scent trail
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 24, 2012, 19:58:57
by perfuming all odours.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 24, 2012, 20:00:42
with fish oil concentrate
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 25, 2012, 11:08:02
and rose water. This
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 25, 2012, 12:54:14
made nasal detection difficult
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 25, 2012, 16:07:25
but didn't supress any
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: medic5 on December 25, 2012, 16:32:18
Mucus dripping green slugs
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 25, 2012, 17:41:17
all over Basingstoke. Midnight
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 25, 2012, 18:17:22
The hour had come
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: medic5 on December 25, 2012, 18:47:58
To return unwanted presents
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 25, 2012, 18:50:14
of which there are
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 25, 2012, 21:24:19
none, as all of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 25, 2012, 21:28:39
us got complete satisfaction
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 25, 2012, 23:06:55
From our gifts. Polystyrene
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 26, 2012, 07:38:28
packaging needs recycling, so
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 28, 2012, 08:22:12
many bags in garage
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 28, 2012, 08:33:10
to take to the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 28, 2012, 09:01:29
Recycling centre to swap
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 28, 2012, 09:08:19
insults with grumpy dwarves
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 28, 2012, 09:21:44
Who were recycling tarpaulins.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 28, 2012, 17:10:33
no its "trampolines" being
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 28, 2012, 18:11:38
reloaded in order to
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 28, 2012, 18:16:21
propel the dwarfs towards
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 28, 2012, 18:31:50
Tesco's. When the cardigan
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 28, 2012, 18:33:52
sleeves are knotted, then
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 28, 2012, 18:38:04
origami becomes really challenging.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 28, 2012, 18:52:01
like blindfold tennis, or
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 28, 2012, 20:43:57
Bangkok ping-pong without
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 28, 2012, 20:48:39
bats,  sometimes difficulties make
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 28, 2012, 22:01:47
cardigan sleeves tie themselves.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 28, 2012, 22:04:17
into knots you cannot
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 29, 2012, 10:04:42
disentangle. Pushing wheely bins
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 29, 2012, 10:59:28
wether brown, green, blue
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 29, 2012, 18:13:33
yellow, pink, black, white
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 29, 2012, 18:16:16
or empty is always
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 29, 2012, 18:47:48
an option, Council funding
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 29, 2012, 19:29:42
being squandered by incompetents
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 29, 2012, 19:45:22
means self-propulsion is
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 30, 2012, 01:16:21
unlikely, however mechanical perambulation
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 30, 2012, 02:04:11
sounds full of promise
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 30, 2012, 02:07:58
particularly if internal combustion
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 30, 2012, 12:54:22
is unaffordable. In such
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 30, 2012, 13:19:55
instances pedal power may
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 30, 2012, 21:53:11
be a substitute providing
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 31, 2012, 00:16:15
flooding recedes before Easter
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 31, 2012, 06:13:52
On New Years Eve
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 31, 2012, 08:20:18
sitting motionless is safer
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 31, 2012, 09:17:53
With Reksut's delicate condition
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 31, 2012, 14:03:41
even short journeys are
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 31, 2012, 14:05:03
dangerous due to the
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 31, 2012, 14:10:09
unpredictable nature of sphincter
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 31, 2012, 14:31:56
making adult Pampers essential
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 31, 2012, 14:43:31
So Dr Evil ran
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 31, 2012, 14:45:00
To the local supermarket
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: 2112 on December 31, 2012, 17:27:59
desperate to grab a
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on December 31, 2012, 17:33:14
some Tenna Lady supers
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on December 31, 2012, 18:10:42
for his "Mini Me".
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 31, 2012, 22:32:17
Moist wipes also help
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on January 01, 2013, 19:16:01
as do double whiskey's.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on January 01, 2013, 19:18:57
Russian quality Vodka however
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on January 01, 2013, 19:24:17
is a let down.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on January 01, 2013, 19:26:41
Inevitably the use of
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 01, 2013, 23:55:47
antifreeze causes premature myopia
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on January 02, 2013, 01:21:07
when ingested with salmon
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 02, 2013, 12:18:02
mi cuit and champers
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on January 02, 2013, 18:15:32
with Haggis and quilts.
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on January 02, 2013, 18:30:18
most problems are mitigated
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on January 02, 2013, 20:02:47
without the haggis if
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on January 02, 2013, 20:07:27
tweed is utilised as
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 02, 2013, 22:24:01
camoflage on the moor
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on January 02, 2013, 22:25:17
Grouse apparently are completely
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on January 03, 2013, 06:07:28
fooled by that. Shrugging
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on January 03, 2013, 09:34:31
his wax jacket onto
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on January 03, 2013, 20:19:59
his ear lobes, Sargeant
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on January 03, 2013, 20:25:24
Muckbucketknucklehead turned to face
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on January 03, 2013, 22:24:05
Corporal TotalAndUtterKnobHeadFartyBreathSki and advised
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: Tusker on January 04, 2013, 09:33:23
name changes by midnight
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on January 04, 2013, 09:42:03
on Tuesday. When that
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: medic5 on January 04, 2013, 19:53:08
Turns into a BMW
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: MartinW on January 04, 2013, 21:35:16
, it immediately breaks
Title: Re: Four Word Story
Post by: BluesBoy on January 05, 2013, 01:01:53
wind, releasing copious amounts
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Post by: MartinW on January 05, 2013, 08:18:41
of engine oil over
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Post by: Tusker on January 05, 2013, 16:30:28
financially ruined owners who
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Post by: Ptarmigan on January 05, 2013, 16:42:01
aspire to the badge
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Post by: Tusker on January 05, 2013, 16:49:04
Meanwhile Fred in Eindhoven
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Post by: MartinW on January 05, 2013, 17:56:40
was an Ajax fan
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Post by: Tusker on January 05, 2013, 18:00:45
spying on PSV. mainly
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Post by: MartinW on January 05, 2013, 18:03:54
through binoculars with telephoto
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Post by: Tusker on January 05, 2013, 18:05:18
night vision capability, strangely
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Post by: MartinW on January 07, 2013, 08:36:52
he was in Majorca
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Post by: Tusker on January 07, 2013, 08:57:02
in bright sunlight, he
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Post by: MartinW on January 07, 2013, 09:44:06
only needed his eyes.
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Post by: Tusker on January 07, 2013, 11:23:23
open to see Godzilla
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Post by: MartinW on January 07, 2013, 11:48:05
consuming Barrow-in-Furness Bus Station.
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Post by: Tusker on January 07, 2013, 14:22:43
fantastic said a bystander
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Post by: MartinW on January 07, 2013, 19:52:29
in a pre-booked taxi
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Post by: Ptarmigan on January 08, 2013, 00:28:40
leaving at high speed
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Post by: MartinW on January 08, 2013, 04:22:52
towards Inverness. As the
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Post by: Tusker on January 08, 2013, 08:23:09
storm clouds gathered over
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Post by: MartinW on January 08, 2013, 19:06:55
Jamaica, the folks in
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Post by: Tusker on January 08