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Offline Catballou

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*updated* Truly Bad Taste Topical jokes
« on: June 04, 2010, 12:16:14 »
Number 1
 MEMO

MEMO TO: Self.

ALWAYS, ALWAYS tip a taxi driver in Cumbria.

Self.


Number 2

North West Tonight

BBC North West Tonight 4 June 2010.

Weather forcast.

Manchester 25'C
Liverpool 22'C
Whitehaven -12
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Re: Truly Bad Taste Topical jokes
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2010, 20:07:51 »
why do people in whitehaven do their shopping in the afternoon?
cos its f@cking murder in the morning

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Re: Truly Bad Taste Topical jokes
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2010, 19:00:08 »
Those are really bad  :grin:
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Re: Truly Bad Taste Topical jokes
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2010, 22:19:17 »
MoD procurement

The MoD have announced today that after carrying out tests in Cumbria that they are to scrap the Snatch Land Rover for something that provides it's occupants with a better fire position and have put in an order for 500 Citroen Picassos.

  Free Drinks

Pubs in Whitehaven are offering FREE SHOTS tonight.T&C apply

T&C: Transport must be booked with Duke Street Taxis, Whitehaven.
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Re: *updated* Truly Bad Taste Topical jokes
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2010, 12:01:01 »
AWARDS

1976 - Robert de Niro - Taxi Driver
3 Oscars & 2 Emmy's

2010 - Derrick Bird - Taxi Driver
1 Oscar, 3 Tony's, 2 Emmy's, 1 Gary, 2 Janes a mark and 2 Billy's.

Football

Emile Heskey has been dropped from the World Cup squad and replaced by a Cumbrian farmer whos had more shots on target in one day than Heskey has had all season.

Breaking News: Cumbrian Shootings

Copeland MP Jamie Reed, 36, a father-of two, from Whitehaven, said: "This is a tragedy that happens in other parts of the country. People here go to sleep at night with their doors open."......

In other news:
The streets of Liverpool are deserted today as thousands of scousers make their way to West Cumbria for a long weekend
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Re: *updated* Truly Bad Taste Topical jokes
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2010, 18:26:51 »
lol  lol  lol
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Re: *updated* Truly Bad Taste Topical jokes
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2010, 19:31:43 »
lol  lol  It never ceases to amaze me how quickly these tasteless jokes appear.

I waited ages for a cab the other day and it never showed, f*@king taxi drivers want shooting!
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