Dave, walks into a pub at around 9:58 pm. He sits down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV just as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man threatening to jump off the Dartford bridge.
The blonde looked at Dave and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Dave says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Dave placed ?50 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the bloke did a swan dive off of the bridge and buys a ticket to the harp farm.
The blonde was terribly upset and handed her ?50 to Dave saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Dave replied, "I can't take your money love, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and obviously knew he jumped?
The blonde replies, "yeah, I did too but I didn't think the dopey fucker would do it again." ????♂️