The 'good news, bad news' thread is a bit of a goldmine...Fatbelly said this about shit riders:
"When I was a bike instructor years ago I remember sitting down with a bloke and saying, "Please, don't continue with motorcycling, I'm really scared of what might happen to you". I think maybe I saved his life."
While loggamat stared discomfort right in its very ugliest face..."Was riding back home ... I was tired, and in quite a bit of pain because one of the cables for my heated socks (I know, I'm a girl) had wedged itself underneath my knee armour."
Brings a tear to the eye. :handgestures-salute: