A beautiful young Geordie woman (stay with me) was so depressed that
She decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea off the
Tyne docks. But just before she could throw herself in, a handsome
Young man stopped her.
"You have so much to live for," said the man.
"I'm a sailor, and we're off to the Far East tomorrow, and I can stow you
Away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep
You happy."
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to
Go to the Far East , the woman accepted.
That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small, but
Comfortable, compartment in the hold.
From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make
Love to her until dawn.
Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine
Inspection.
"What are you doing here?" asked the captain. "I have an arrangement with
One of your sailors," she replied.
"He brings food and I get a free trip to the Far East ."
"I see," the captain said.
Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "plus, he's screwing
Me."
"He certainly is," replied the captain, "This is the Tyne Ferry."
