Now that's a wide arse and no mistake ! It curiously reminds me of an ex-girlfriend...
Well, after quite a fight I manged to get the rear linkages stripped, cleaned & greased up. The bearings were surprisingly good, the bolts had seized on the crappy, home-made looking 'lowering kit' (shite qualiy & material, I was going to sell them on ebay but they're going in the bin). Got the +20mm links in and it's fine, I can flat foot it both sides, but it is tall (I have a 33" inside leg). Perhaps it's the 18 1/2 stone compressing the suspension that helps ?
Just need some of this now -