It just shows how much us men have been deprived of this life changing invention....... not since the windscreen wiper was invented:
A bloke goes to see a psychiatrist.
He says, "Doc, I think I'm hung up on women's breasts."
The psychiatrist says, "We'll see. I'll give you a quick word-association test. I'll say something, and then you say the first thing that comes into your mind.
The doctor says, "2 Eggs."
The bloke says, "Boobs."
The doctor says, "Orange."
The bloke says, "Hooters."
The doctor says, "Grapefruit."
The bloke says, "Jugs."
The doctor says, "Windscreen wipers."
The bloke says, "Knockers."
The psychiatrist says, "It's very obvious you have a problem. I mean, I can understand the egg, an orange, or even a grapefruit, but why would Windscreen wipers make you think of breasts?"
The bloke says, "Are you kidding, Doc? First this one, then that one, then this one, then that one."
