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Other Stuff => The Blue Oyster bar => Humour => Topic started by: Andy M on October 22, 2016, 07:51:16

Title: Trip to the zoo
Post by: Andy M on October 22, 2016, 07:51:16
I went to the zoo. They had a crusty loaf in a cage. I asked the keeper about it and was told it was bread in captivity.

Andy
Title: Re: Trip to the zoo
Post by: MartinW on October 22, 2016, 07:54:07
 :groan:

Needs a thread all of it's own.
Title: Re: Trip to the zoo
Post by: wurzel on October 22, 2016, 08:30:05
Was it a a female one, a dough....
we're on a roll here.. :roll:
Title: Re: Trip to the zoo
Post by: tallpaul on October 22, 2016, 08:45:17
This is what happens when you loaf around on here. You get stale...

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Title: Re: Trip to the zoo
Post by: UK_Vstrom650 on October 22, 2016, 10:05:33
Could an admin lock this? This thread is toast...
Title: Re: Trip to the zoo
Post by: Barbel Mick on October 22, 2016, 10:20:18
Quote from: MartinW on October 22, 2016, 07:54:07
:groan:

Needs a thread all of it's own.

It could be sandwiched into 'the really bad jokes' section! 
Title: Re: Trip to the zoo
Post by: Fat Rat on October 22, 2016, 12:20:33
Crumbs!  :shrug:
Title: Re: Trip to the zoo
Post by: Brockett on October 22, 2016, 13:23:55
Kept my Nan like that
Title: Re: Trip to the zoo
Post by: Rusty Nuts on October 22, 2016, 13:36:19
Pitta the poor woman.
Title: Re: Trip to the zoo
Post by: Ridaz on October 22, 2016, 13:39:32
There is really no Knead!
Title: Re: Trip to the zoo
Post by: Rusty Nuts on October 22, 2016, 13:58:55
Quote from: Ridaz on October 22, 2016, 13:39:32
There is really no Knead!
Prove it.
Title: Re: Trip to the zoo
Post by: TLPower on October 22, 2016, 14:59:38
I refuse to rise....
Title: Re: Trip to the zoo
Post by: Tusker on October 22, 2016, 15:47:15
its turning sour
Title: Re: Trip to the zoo
Post by: MartinW on October 22, 2016, 17:08:22
Quote from: UK_Vstrom650 on October 22, 2016, 10:05:33
Could an admin lock this? This thread is toast...

I will leave it open until it is chipati sell by date.
Title: Re: Trip to the zoo
Post by: Rusty Nuts on October 22, 2016, 17:43:46
What a load of bannocks!


I'm off to pumpernickel into the jukebox and play some David Gates....
Title: Re: Trip to the zoo
Post by: TLPower on October 22, 2016, 20:21:53
Oooo Rusty

I want to make it with you....

It's the yeast I can do.
Title: Re: Trip to the zoo
Post by: Andy M on October 30, 2016, 19:34:49
Oh Crumbs, what did I start!

Andy
Title: Re: Trip to the zoo
Post by: Ambergnat on November 10, 2016, 21:47:20
Wow, it's a real bunfight in here...
Title: Re: Trip to the zoo
Post by: ProfG on November 10, 2016, 22:22:07
If you pan it out any more you'll wipe the flour with this joke
Title: Re: Trip to the zoo
Post by: NTBooth on November 11, 2016, 12:48:38
 :thumb:
Title: Re: Trip to the zoo
Post by: Andy M on November 24, 2016, 12:43:28
Has this thread gone stale now?

Andy
Title: Re: Trip to the zoo
Post by: Tusker on November 24, 2016, 18:00:21
its ready to be made into sausage filling
Title: Re: Trip to the zoo
Post by: Abercol on December 15, 2016, 12:51:33
Maybe it is a seedless waste of thyme, but I still want a slice of the action!

Right back focacchia folks.
Title: Re: Trip to the zoo
Post by: MartinW on December 15, 2016, 13:01:11
Quote from: Andy M on November 24, 2016, 12:43:28
Has this thread gone stale now?

Andy

Yes. I dough know why I haven't locked it yet.
Title: Re: Trip to the zoo
Post by: NTBooth on December 18, 2016, 06:19:43
because you KNEAD this thread to keep everyone happy??  :happydance:
Title: Re: Trip to the zoo
Post by: NTBooth on December 18, 2016, 06:26:21
give it some more time martin, maybe people will crumb back?  :shrug:
Title: Re: Trip to the zoo
Post by: Barbel Mick on December 18, 2016, 18:34:37
Maybe it needs to be buttered up a bit!!