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Other Stuff => The Blue Oyster bar => Topic started by: Rusty Nuts on November 12, 2017, 15:31:05

Title: A new strain of Christmas tree?
Post by: Rusty Nuts on November 12, 2017, 15:31:05: Blue Spurce, anyone?
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Post by: hotbulb on November 12, 2017, 15:41:09: That made me think of that old beaky thing, the Spurce Goose!
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Post by: tallpaul on November 12, 2017, 16:17:33: Not for me thanks Rusty, I'm trying to give them up...

Even if he had spelled spruce correctly it would still be a no from me.
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Post by: Hugo Magnus on November 12, 2017, 21:27:03: You couldn't just buy the one, as the other would pine
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Post by: Rusty Nuts on November 12, 2017, 21:34:11: "The others wood pine"
I'm getting sitka these jokes now.
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Post by: kwackboy on November 12, 2017, 21:37:32: I'm getting the "needle" also but "pining" for better jokes .. :roll:
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Post by: Graham62 on November 12, 2017, 21:54:02: don't get to close you might get a bit high if you inhale too much. :shock:
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Post by: MartinW on November 13, 2017, 04:19:11: A few of these jokes are Oak, but some of you need the Birch.
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Post by: Loz on November 13, 2017, 19:03:37: Tree mendous, I wonder if he conker(ed) the spelling test.
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Post by: Abercol on November 14, 2017, 14:40:02: That Spurce looks suspiciously green to me...Blue Spurce my arse. Everyone knows Blue Spurce is a fully protected species as its the last known habitat of the Norwegian Blue!
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Post by: hotbulb on November 14, 2017, 14:56:28: Abercol, you've got me pining for the fjords!
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Post by: Hugo Magnus on November 14, 2017, 15:34:03: You and me too. I'm determined to revisit Norway in the near future.
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Post by: TLPower on November 14, 2017, 16:17:30: Didn't he sing Born to Run and Born in the USA?
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Post by: Rusty Nuts on November 14, 2017, 16:22:26: I'd visit Norway if I could afjord it.
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Post by: Hugo Magnus on November 14, 2017, 16:46:09: Quote from: TLPower on November 14, 2017, 16:17:30
Didn't he sing Born to Run and Born in the USA?

No, Bjorn was Swedish
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Post by: Rusty Nuts on November 14, 2017, 16:50:24: Yes, he sang Borg in the USA.
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Post by: TLPower on November 14, 2017, 17:30:53: Smorgasborg in the USA shirley.....
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Post by: Rusty Nuts on November 14, 2017, 17:34:34: It's Tuesday. As in Weld. Shirley's my Sunday name.
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Post by: MartinW on November 14, 2017, 17:58:33: Excellent. Everyone loves an out of control www.v-strom.co.uk thread :thumb:
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Post by: TLPower on November 14, 2017, 19:04:17: Rusty started it.

Just sayin'....
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Post by: Rusty Nuts on November 14, 2017, 19:08:55: Uh-oh! The grown ups are watching!
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Post by: Fat Rat on November 15, 2017, 13:57:25: Martin is definitely not grown up, we are expecting a growth spurt at any time.
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Post by: Rusty Nuts on November 15, 2017, 14:34:51: A blue one? With a silver frame?
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Post by: Brockett on November 15, 2017, 18:41:30: Re the OP: - More like pot groan eh?
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Post by: MartinW on November 15, 2017, 21:42:52: Hopefully Rusty. They're the best ones.
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Post by: MartinW on November 15, 2017, 21:49:07: Here's some more tree related nonsense.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uukM5A8GwKE
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Post by: Joe Rocket on November 16, 2017, 10:58:13: I met a chinese lady the other day and she proudly confessed to knitting the woolen 'socks' wrapped around the town square's trees over Christmas/New Year.......... :shrug: :crazy:

I thought that very relevant to this thread......... :whistle:
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Post by: Rusty Nuts on November 16, 2017, 12:21:50: Relevant? Don't want any o' that in this thread, thank you very much. Were they the arch-duchess's socks, and were they dry?
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Post by: Abercol on November 16, 2017, 12:51:53: I. for one, have no desire to witness one of Martin's spurts :shock: :-x
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Post by: Rusty Nuts on November 16, 2017, 16:51:01: *mas shopping in York. Wonder if they get their signs from the same place?
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Post by: MartinW on November 16, 2017, 17:16:42: Abercol lol
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Post by: hotbulb on November 16, 2017, 19:45:54: Rusty, tell me more ... I've always had trouble parking my fish tails, so anything that helps........
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Post by: Rusty Nuts on November 16, 2017, 19:48:24: It's a special edition for Lady Penelope.
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Post by: TLPower on November 16, 2017, 20:26:31: It would appear someone has always been a dedicated follower of fashion....
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5085/5336897511_59b04d1115.jpg)
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Post by: Rusty Nuts on November 16, 2017, 20:29:31: He's older and wiser now, and his Jonathan Creaks.
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Post by: Graham62 on November 16, 2017, 20:30:29: that sounds like a song to me.
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Post by: Graham62 on November 16, 2017, 20:32:44: That sounds nasty rusty.
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Post by: Fat Rat on November 16, 2017, 20:44:21: I had that seat cover made into a pair of Speedos (see page 7 of the 2018 Calendar).
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Post by: Rusty Nuts on November 16, 2017, 20:56:21: "Hotter than July" Stevie Wonder doesn't know what he's missing!
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Post by: kwackboy on November 17, 2017, 10:17:33: Quote from: Fat Rat on November 16, 2017, 20:44:21
I had that seat cover made into a pair of Speedos (see page 7 of the 2018 Calendar).
Think I will go on holiday that month .. :shock:
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Post by: vwee on December 24, 2017, 10:59:27: Is that the same seat cover seen in the 1965 Halfords catalogue seen elsewhere on this forum :xmas-smile: