Love it Ian P.
I have the greatest repect for the way Oz tried to keep Spanish Flu (which was US in origin) out and the same with Djokovic this time.
Yes, the joke is old, it's just a long way for it to travel.
If you are not aware the haunted pencil is Jacob Rees-Mogg, who is Minister charged to hunt Brexit fairies. Apart from beef the UK have a wonderful trade agreement for swimwear.......