Woman dies by pumping gas in her Donkey. For donkey read a*s.
A 32-year old Erie, Pennsylvania woman has been killed after an overdose on meth caused her to insert a gas pump nozzle into her anus and begin pumping gasoline.
The woman, who is yet to be formally identified by authorities, is believed to have a record for multiple drug offences in Pennsylvania. Officials who are involved in the investigation believe the latest incident was caused by the woman overdosing on meth.
"The victim has been known to abuse multiple substances, but her drug of choice is meth," said one investigator. According to witnesses, the woman ran across several lanes of traffic to the gas station and grabbed a pump nozzle before pulling down her skirt.
Horrified motorists looked on as the woman proceeded to shove the nozzle into her anus and begin pumping gas. "Oh that feels good!" she is said to have called out to the onlookers, who were too shocked to attempt to stop her.
Strange innit.
Upt'North.
