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Offline Barbel Mick

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1040 on: January 21, 2022, 21:46:27 »
Probably.... but a bad joke is a bad joke.  :shrug:  :)
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1041 on: January 27, 2022, 09:47:32 »
Man in bar orders a gin and tonic....
Lady next to him, “What a coincidence, I’ve just ordered that”
Man, “I'm Celebrating.”
Lady, “Me too”
Man, “What a coincidence. Why are you celebrating?”
Lady, “My husband and I have tried for four years for a baby and today I’ve found out I’m pregnant.”
Man, “What a coincidence! I am a farmer and for four years my hens couldn’t lay any eggs, today all are laying eggs.”Lady, “Wow! How did that happen?
Man, “I used a different cock”
Lady smiled, “What a coincidence.”
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1042 on: January 30, 2022, 12:07:00 »
My wife told me today she wants a divorce due to my obsession with flowers.
I said oh, come on petal, where's all this stemmed from ?
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1043 on: January 30, 2022, 12:54:46 »
Well that's 'dry January' nearly done and I haven't pissed the bed once...
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1044 on: January 30, 2022, 19:34:39 »
As heard on the radio,
A penguin walks into a bar and says to the barman
"have you seen my brother lately?"
"Hmmmm" says the barman, "I'm not sure, what does he look like?"
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1045 on: January 30, 2022, 20:47:14 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1046 on: January 30, 2022, 20:59:23 »
I got a new step ladder today. To be honest I didn't really know my real ladder...........
So how's it going so far then?

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1047 on: February 13, 2022, 17:52:26 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1048 on: February 19, 2022, 18:11:04 »
A Red Indian Chief just introduced me to his wife who is called Four Horses.

I asked him where her name came from.

He said F'kin nag, nag, nag, nag.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1049 on: February 26, 2022, 18:58:32 »
I just bought a house with period features.

I must stop calling her that.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1050 on: February 28, 2022, 20:58:50 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1051 on: February 28, 2022, 21:59:24 »
   It didn’t take long !

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1052 on: March 01, 2022, 07:14:00 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1053 on: March 03, 2022, 08:02:33 »
My neighbour keeps asking if I want to go round and listen to his railway sounds LP.

I don't think so. Not with his track record.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1054 on: March 03, 2022, 14:53:06 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1055 on: March 04, 2022, 19:38:47 »
I bought some bargain Harry Potter books on World Book Day...............
only a quid each.   
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1056 on: March 09, 2022, 06:29:55 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1057 on: March 09, 2022, 10:43:08 »
My mate was telling me that he failed his exam in Aboriginal music.
I said, " Didja redo it?"
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1058 on: March 15, 2022, 13:44:32 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #1059 on: March 16, 2022, 22:33:59 »
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