Just watching a crime programme on TV where a man murdered his family. The police commentator's words and I quote, 'He decided that first he was going to kill himself, then he was going to kill his wife and then he would kill his daughter'.
Holmsley, since you are an integral member of this institution, can you confirm the widely held view of the twit copper as so brilliantly portrayed by PC Reg Deadman (what an appropriate name)?
