Ratmobile conversion

[Fat Rat]

I did consider a pink velour.

[kissofdeath]

very nice 

[The Doctor 46]

That looks very, very nice. Lovely. 

[Rusty Nuts]

Could've gone for a stylish animal print.

[Fat Rat]

Yea, but it would clash with my underwear.

[MartinW]

I've stayed in smaller hotels.

Very nice.

[The Doctor 46]

I have been thinking about your van conversion and to it's, almost completion. I have decided to make this offer , to complete the project the only thing left to do is to test it.

My generous offer is for me to take it on a long trip around Europe for you. I won't charge a penny, no, not one penny and when I get back I will tell you how it performed. Yes I know you are shocked but I am one of those salt of the earth type of blokes.

Please let me know where I can collect the van at a time suitable to you of course but as I will be away for three months so I suggest you make it soon as you will need to have a full service when I give it back and I know you will want to use it this summer.

A two word answer will suffice. You're welcome. 

[mr_diver]

What will be the rate for 3 nights over the bank holiday weekend?

Asking for a friend 

[Fat Rat]

A two word answer will suffice.

Are you sure?

@ Diver - It would be reassuringly (eye watering) expensive.

[Joe Rocket]

Nice work by your chosen van contractors there FR. We have a local firm who do the same here too, some very nice conversions. 

Here's a suggestion for a café stop on your next sortie on the continent, Café Rathaus at Staufen on the edge of the Schwarzwald, just happened to be there last week.