Rally T-shirt thread

[Tusker]

You're not far off the mark there Tusker. It's was a long standing ( no pun intended ) joke about my supposed "long ball"  went on for years and was the cause of many a good guffaw and chortle.  

Intuition,

[Brockett]

I got the larger size to hide my fat gut.
I always get a size bigger because my wife could shrink chain mail.

[stibbs]

This is the pie the lads on the shift baked for me on my last night shift. Hope it doesn't offend anyone  

You a firefighter jeff? Only ask coz you talk of night shifts and sounds like you're retiring?

[Jeff999]

Hi Stibbs, yes I was a Firefighter. I retired last year. Sad to leave but enjoying retirement. I start with the Ambulance service on Monday. Out of one uniform and into another.