Indian squaw sat in her wigwam with her smallest child , the kid says Mummy why is my brother called two bears running , mummy says because when I was giving birth to him I saw 2 bears running past the Wigwam door , OK said the kid but why is my sister called prancing deer , mummy says because I saw 2 deer prancing past the wigwam door whilst giving birth to her ….. why you ask these question two dogs Fu..ing.