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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #340 on: September 14, 2019, 07:21:57 »
He's got a job. He is the chief editor of jokes at the Christmas cracker factory...
Old enough to know better, but still too young to care...

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #341 on: September 14, 2019, 07:46:23 »
And he disposes of the rejects on here? Fly tipping.

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #342 on: September 14, 2019, 12:49:45 »
The inventor of the USB Stick has died today.

Thanks for the memory.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #343 on: September 16, 2019, 19:43:03 »
The Mrs and I went to the chemist and she picked up these Olympic condoms. Gold, Silver and Bronze ones there was....

She picked up the silver ones and said "Why don't you try these and can come second for once!"


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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #344 on: September 18, 2019, 18:02:05 »
My uncle has just left me a stately home in his will.  :happydance:
I've no idea where "sod hall" is but I'm pretty thrilled ..  :dance:
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #345 on: September 18, 2019, 18:33:45 »
What is the difference between popeye and Robert Maxwell?




Maxwell got to mount olive..... :groan:

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #346 on: September 21, 2019, 19:22:02 »
"I come from a family of poor magicians.......

I have two half sisters......"
So how's it going so far then?

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #347 on: September 22, 2019, 22:23:31 »
Lying in bed facing the wife I looked into her eyes and said, ‘looking at your face reminds me of the lottery’

With a beaming smile she asks, ‘What, I’m worth millions’

‘No, I wish you’d fu&@!ing roll over’

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #348 on: September 22, 2019, 22:38:14 »
The wife has been missing nearly a week now, the police have said I should prepare myself for the worse, so I'm off to the charity shop to see if I can get all her clothes back.

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #349 on: September 27, 2019, 18:26:21 »

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #350 on: September 27, 2019, 18:27:18 »
 :shock:  lol
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #351 on: September 27, 2019, 18:28:47 »
The shocker is....he looks like Mick from Rocky!!


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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #352 on: September 27, 2019, 18:29:30 »

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #353 on: September 29, 2019, 12:56:47 »
X-mas party -

It's pronounced 'twenty-one-twelve'

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #354 on: September 29, 2019, 12:57:45 »
A sign of the times...

It's pronounced 'twenty-one-twelve'

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #355 on: September 30, 2019, 19:04:29 »
I just deleted your joke Ticker as it was a bit too much for this forum.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #356 on: September 30, 2019, 19:21:13 »
No problem Martin. No offence intended  :thumb:

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #357 on: September 30, 2019, 19:36:04 »
 Now you've got my interest PM it me please Ticker.  :thumb:
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #358 on: September 30, 2019, 19:42:50 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #359 on: September 30, 2019, 20:05:03 »