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Someone's very bored of waiting
« on: January 21, 2020, 14:19:24 »
We're currently at the birth centre in Swansea waiting for something to happen.
While taking SWMBO for two laps around the carpark we stop and on the ground we see the following to do list.

Someone has been very bored here waiting for the mother to deliver the baby.
I'm starting to see where the bloke is coming from.


Please pay extra attention to items 6 & 7.



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Re: Someone's very bored of waiting
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2020, 14:26:38 »
 lol
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Re: Someone's very bored of waiting
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2020, 14:49:13 »
I'd be inclined to shit in the nobheads toilet while visiting. Multi tasking at its finest.

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Re: Someone's very bored of waiting
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2020, 14:53:38 »
The twat.

That's my Son in Laws handwriting. ###
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Re: Someone's very bored of waiting
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2020, 15:08:03 »
 lol
Good luck both! :thumb:
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Re: Someone's very bored of waiting
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2020, 16:50:28 »
 lol lol

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Re: Someone's very bored of waiting
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2020, 18:51:03 »
Good Luck with Diver 3rd.

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