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Offline kwackboy

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Not embarrassed much ..
« on: August 28, 2019, 20:06:36 »
Oh dear ...
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Re: Not embarrassed much ..
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2019, 20:14:53 »
Would that be described as a comfortable or exciting drive for a Ford Fiesta?

I wonder........  :whistle:
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Re: Not embarrassed much ..
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2019, 20:22:17 »
lol

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Re: Not embarrassed much ..
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2019, 20:32:02 »
This really boils my p*ss.

Wing mirrors were / are fitted to wings. Mirrors fitted to doors are door mirrors. :dl_smiley_banghead:
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Re: Not embarrassed much ..
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2019, 20:52:48 »
Thank feck for that! Thought it was just me. Wing. Door. Different. Vauxhall Victors and Ford Corsairs had wing mirrors.


But not dildos under the seats.


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Re: Not embarrassed much ..
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2019, 21:00:29 »
I still get customers come in and ask me to tighten their wing mirrors ... Umm it's fitted to a bloody handle bar or fairing ..  :violence-smack:
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Re: Not embarrassed much ..
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2019, 21:12:21 »
@Rusty, I'm not certain if I've ever mentioned my distaste and loathing when people refer to a motorcycles instruments as "clocks". :dl_smiley_banghead:

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Re: Not embarrassed much ..
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2019, 21:13:50 »
Ford Corsairs had wing mirrors.

But not dildos under the seats.

That will be the Ford Pubic, Sir...............   (do I have to type it?)

OK then ........ Made up from old Corsairs!

   :happydance:
So how's it going so far then?

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Re: Not embarrassed much ..
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2019, 23:05:47 »
 lol lol

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Re: Not embarrassed much ..
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2019, 10:38:05 »
 @TLpower Just call them rear view mirrors. lol :thumb:

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Re: Not embarrassed much ..
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2019, 10:55:05 »
Are they not instruments?  :smirk:
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Re: Not embarrassed much ..
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2019, 11:27:31 »
For Jen they are lippy mirrors  :shrug:



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Re: Not embarrassed much ..
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2019, 17:48:26 »
Rear view instruments...
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Re: Not embarrassed much ..
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2019, 21:46:42 »
Instruments are clocks don't you know ..  :shrug:
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Re: Not embarrassed much ..
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2019, 00:47:48 »
But not plastic cocks?
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Re: Not embarrassed much ..
« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2019, 08:22:13 »
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Re: Not embarrassed much ..
« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2019, 13:23:48 »
Is this thread turning into the four word story...?
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Re: Not embarrassed much ..
« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2019, 16:38:22 »
what do you think?
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Re: Not embarrassed much ..
« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2019, 17:12:25 »
I am not sure
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Re: Not embarrassed much ..
« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2019, 17:27:26 »
that the dildo will
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