Suzuki V-Strom (VStrom) Owners Club DL250, DL650, DL1000 & DL1050

Other Stuff => The Blue Oyster bar => Humour => Topic started by: kwackboy on August 28, 2019, 20:06:36

Title: Not embarrassed much ..
Post by: kwackboy on August 28, 2019, 20:06:36

Oh dear ...

Title: Re: Not embarrassed much ..
Post by: Joe Rocket on August 28, 2019, 20:14:53

Would that be described as a comfortable or exciting drive for a Ford Fiesta?

I wonder........  :whistle:

Title: Re: Not embarrassed much ..
Post by: MartinW on August 28, 2019, 20:22:17

lol

Title: Re: Not embarrassed much ..
Post by: TLPower on August 28, 2019, 20:32:02

This really boils my p*ss.

Wing mirrors were / are fitted to wings. Mirrors fitted to doors are door mirrors. :dl_smiley_banghead:

Title: Re: Not embarrassed much ..
Post by: Rusty Nuts on August 28, 2019, 20:52:48

Thank feck for that! Thought it was just me. Wing. Door. Different. Vauxhall Victors and Ford Corsairs had wing mirrors.


But not dildos under the seats.

Title: Re: Not embarrassed much ..
Post by: kwackboy on August 28, 2019, 21:00:29

I still get customers come in and ask me to tighten their wing mirrors ... Umm it's fitted to a bloody handle bar or fairing ..  :violence-smack:

Title: Re: Not embarrassed much ..
Post by: TLPower on August 28, 2019, 21:12:21

@Rusty, I'm not certain if I've ever mentioned my distaste and loathing when people refer to a motorcycles instruments as "clocks". :dl_smiley_banghead:

Title: Re: Not embarrassed much ..
Post by: Joe Rocket on August 28, 2019, 21:13:50

Quote from: Rusty Nuts on August 28, 2019, 20:52:48

Ford Corsairs had wing mirrors.

But not dildos under the seats.

That will be the Ford Pubic, Sir...............   (do I have to type it?)

OK then ........ Made up from old Corsairs!

   :happydance:

Title: Re: Not embarrassed much ..
Post by: Asmith61 on August 28, 2019, 23:05:47

 lol lol

Title: Re: Not embarrassed much ..
Post by: SuzukiSte on August 29, 2019, 10:38:05

 @TLpower Just call them rear view mirrors. lol :thumb:

Title: Re: Not embarrassed much ..
Post by: Fat Rat on August 29, 2019, 10:55:05

Are they not instruments?  :smirk:

Title: Re: Not embarrassed much ..
Post by: mr_diver on August 29, 2019, 11:27:31

For Jen they are lippy mirrors  :shrug:

Title: Re: Not embarrassed much ..
Post by: tallpaul on August 29, 2019, 17:48:26

Rear view instruments...

Title: Re: Not embarrassed much ..
Post by: kwackboy on August 29, 2019, 21:46:42

Instruments are clocks don't you know ..  :shrug:

Title: Re: Not embarrassed much ..
Post by: Fat Rat on August 30, 2019, 00:47:48

But not plastic cocks?

Title: Re: Not embarrassed much ..
Post by: Brockett on August 30, 2019, 08:22:13

that adorn Spurs supporters

Title: Re: Not embarrassed much ..
Post by: tallpaul on August 30, 2019, 13:23:48

Is this thread turning into the four word story...?

Title: Re: Not embarrassed much ..
Post by: TLPower on August 30, 2019, 16:38:22

what do you think?

Title: Re: Not embarrassed much ..
Post by: Dark-Strom on August 30, 2019, 17:12:25

I am not sure

Title: Re: Not embarrassed much ..
Post by: MartinW on August 30, 2019, 17:27:26

that the dildo will

Title: Re: Not embarrassed much ..
Post by: kwackboy on August 30, 2019, 17:33:32

Cock a doodle do

Title: Re: Not embarrassed much ..
Post by: tallpaul on August 30, 2019, 18:09:11

that to you too