The rules
1. The female makes all the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notice.
3. The Male can't possibly know all the rules.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all the Rules she must immediately change the Rules.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If the Female is wrong it is due to a misunderstanding that was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.
7.The Male must apologise immediately for causing the misunderstanding .
8. The Female may change her mind at any time.
9.The Male may never change his mind without the permission of the Female.
10.The Female has every right to be angry and upset at any time. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry and upset.
11.The Female must under no circumstances, let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Male is expected to mind read at all times .
13. The Male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone and is a wimp.
14. Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
15. If the Female has pmt all the rules are null and void.
16. The Female is ready when she is ready.
17. The Male must be ready at all times
