Short version:Two millionaires ride around the world using lots of free stuff, supported by a huge team, avoiding any hard bits on the way. Yawn.
Long version:Poring over a map of the world at home one quiet Saturday afternoon, Ewan McGregor … noticed that it was possible to ride all the way round the world… It was a revelation he couldn’t get out of his head. Long Way Round is the result of their adventures … against all odds, realising their dream.
I did not make this up: this is from the jacket blurb for
Long Way Round - Chasing Shadows Across the World .
LWR is an interesting enough trip and I'd have nothing against it if it wasn't for its pretensions. But it promotes itself as something that it isn't - an adventure. The level of support on LWR was such that it could have been done by almost
anyone. It was just a
trip--a pretty anodyne trip at that--and I’m really not sure why people still give it any credibility in the canon of motorbike adventure tales. There is no risk. There is no jeopardy. There is no struggle. Without these things there is no adventure.
LWR was a circus: a small army of security advisors, doctors, visa monkeys, interpreters, local fixers, mechanics etc all following along just out of camera shot.
McGregor and Boorman were
given their bikes. They were
given their clothing. They were
given their accessories. They were
given their camping gear. They were
given their support vehicles. Why should I respect that? "Because nobody rode their bikes for them"? Compare this with e.g. the
Biking for Barnardo's lads - now that's an adventure.
That deserves respect.
At the end of the day what was the point? If they had really wanted to do it to "realise their dream" they would have just set off low-key, done it, filmed it and come back to applause and respect (mine included). It's not like they couldn't afford it or couldn't get the time off work. Sad and ridiculous indeed.
In Costa Rica, Mondo Enduro met a bunch of overlanders:
We stopped for a chat but sadly realised that these were the kind of people we were glad to be away from in the first place. Clive deduced perceptively that there was something inherently pointless about risk-free adventure travel.
The people in question were on a Dragoman “adventure†tour but Mondo may as well have been describing LWR a decade later.