Whatever you do don't...

[wurzel]

  Mess about with olbas oil before you scratch your nuts, I found out the hard way last night treating my lass for her cold! 

[kwackboy]

  . Always wash your hands .. 

[tallpaul]

  let that be a lesson to you!

[Hugo Magnus]

The same goes for peppermint udder cream

[wurzel]

Well she can do her own bl##dy olbas oil from now on as far as I'm concerned, took me a good 15 minutes to get things back under control!

[Gassoon]

  sound advice there, wurzel   We should have a survival tips for living section

[Rusty Nuts]

Excellent idea, Gassoon. You could include the dangers of crown green bowling. After a hard afternoon on the green, I found I had a lot of muscular pain in the backs of my legs, right at the top. Whilst applying Ralgex to the affected area, I got the sack.

[revapi]

never use deep heat

[Griff2]

I remember once using a loo in an office where I was visiting for the day. I saw this dispenser with wet wipes or so I thought. What a good idea I thought. Business done I left the scene and within about 2 minutes by arse was on fire I had to grab a bottle of water from a friend and return to the loo to calm things down. It took a while.
The wet wipes were for cleaning the loo seat   

[pb]

Griff2

[wurzel]

Rusty, that surely is a case of unfair dispersal...

[Gassoon]

    Ralgex, crown green bowling, and puns  - it's the start of a good list of the dangers that life can throw at us.

[MCVSTROM1000XT]

I did similar thing last weekend. Made a lovely home made chicken curry which involved the deseeding of lava hot red peppers. Didn't wash my hands. I went into man in baggy shorts default mode and gave my nuts a good old scratch just because they were there. The fuc@ers were on fire for 10 mins or more even after I washed them in cold water as soon as I had realised my mistake!

[wurzel]

Seems I'm either exonerated or in good company,that makes a change for me!