The ' Unusual Biking Pleasures' thread (top shelf of WHSmiths?) entertains. For the literary amongst us:
Youth
Bluesboy said :"I like standing up on the footpegs as I hurdle speed bumps. Sometimes pretending to be Frankie Dettori without the drugs or italian accent or whip for that matter....."
The Heart of Darkness
(on sidecar outfits) Sofa revels in "Riding an outfit to an event and arriving as the cruiser riders are strutting about or sports riders hobbling. Slipping the clutch so some attention is gained, turning into the parking area and as folk look up waggle the bars so it looks like its going into a tank slapper and I appear to have lost control. Then turning left, opening the throttle and lifting the sidecar while trying to appear that I am still loosing control. riding round on two wheels for a bit until I get level with a parking space, dropping the chair down then nailing the back brake on the bike so the whole thing turns right like the bike in Tron and comes to rest in the chosen spot.
Arrrhhhh, yes, you might have a bigger/faster/shinier bike than me but I bet you can't do that!!!
The End of the Tether
Leave it to Keith Cross and 2112 respectively: "Outfits are weird to ride. Crashed everyone I have ridden."
"Me too ! Thankfully I've only ridden the one - a vile Jawa 350 combo. I hit a gate post with the sidecar and flew over the bars like 'Mary Poppins the Vegas years'. Ohh the shame..."