Author Topic: REALLY Bad Jokes (Read 135799 times)

kwackboy · « **Reply #840 on:** April 09, 2021, 13:26:57 »

Too soon ..

kwackboy · « **Reply #841 on:** April 09, 2021, 13:30:20 »

mr_diver · « **Reply #842 on:** April 09, 2021, 14:13:52 »

Just had a copy of my first published novel arrive

tallpaul · « **Reply #843 on:** April 09, 2021, 17:04:44 »

MartinW · « **Reply #844 on:** April 09, 2021, 18:08:24 »

Just logged in to post that myself .....

Brockett · « **Reply #845 on:** April 13, 2021, 08:14:55 »

My favourite book is the Oxford dictionary. I particularly like the way the author explains things as he goes along.

SteveO · « **Reply #846 on:** April 14, 2021, 22:28:49 »

Mr Nick · « **Reply #847 on:** April 16, 2021, 00:34:02 »

Can't argue with it:

MartinW · « **Reply #848 on:** April 16, 2021, 07:48:01 »

kwackboy · « **Reply #849 on:** April 18, 2021, 08:44:47 »

kwackboy · « **Reply #850 on:** April 19, 2021, 21:54:38 »

Due to the perceived racism row, master cylinders and slave cylinders are to removed from motorcycles with immediate effect.

SteveO · « **Reply #851 on:** April 30, 2021, 20:08:36 »

Did you read about the 2 Llamas breaking out of the zoo?

LLAMA 1: We’re escaping this afternoon.
LLAMA 2: OK, Alpaca bag.

kwackboy · « **Reply #852 on:** May 07, 2021, 08:15:38 »

kwackboy · « **Reply #853 on:** May 15, 2021, 18:02:17 »

Please start taking this Indian Covid Variant seriously !!
My neighbour caught it and has been in a korma for a week and he's only just buried his naan.

I'll get my coat ..

tallpaul · « **Reply #854 on:** May 15, 2021, 18:36:57 »

Worth a chapati on the back...

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #855 on:** May 15, 2021, 19:00:09 »

You should be a joke raita

StromGeeza · « **Reply #856 on:** May 15, 2021, 21:13:51 »

People trying to curry favour with awful puns...

SteveO · « **Reply #857 on:** May 15, 2021, 22:29:37 »

William Shakespeare walks into a pub and orders a drink.
The barman says “I’m not serving you”.
“Why ever not? Asks Shakespeare
The barman replies “Because you’re bard”.

Mr Nick · « **Reply #858 on:** May 20, 2021, 09:22:27 »

I was born male and I identify as male, but according to Aldi's Finest Sticky Toffee Pudding, I'm a family of four!

Ambergnat · « **Reply #859 on:** May 21, 2021, 22:23:18 »

I went to a disco last night;
They played the twist, so I twisted,
They played Jump, so I jumped
They played Come On Eileen...

I got kicked out for that one.