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Offline Countrysailor

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« on: June 10, 2011, 10:34:38 »
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far Donkey kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work andKnowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Donkey Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now I know why some people are where they are!
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Offline Piglumps

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Re: 100%
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2011, 12:02:25 »
Genius! lol
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Re: 100%
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2011, 14:54:38 »
:clap:  lol
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Re: 100%
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2011, 18:57:31 »
:clap:  :clap:  :clap:
It's pronounced 'twenty-one-twelve'

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Re: 100%
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2011, 19:43:48 »
Yup!  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:
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