Brocket quote ... "We both look at the card. He says You can't pay with a Morrisons card."
"Old people eh?"
On a Friday afternoon myself & a few old mates catch a bus to the next village to quench our thirst in our chosen pub.
Being one of those 'old' people I have a free bus pass & it's great.
However, occasionally (read, too often) I climb aboard the bus, opening my wallet, grab a card & present it to the reader, only to find out when putting it back into my wallet it was my debit card!!

It's only a £2 fare, but still, poor pensioners & all that.

Not sure why, but it happens more often on the return journey!