The blokes were all at a camp. They had to two to a room.
No one wanted to room with Jim because he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole
time, so they voted to take turns.
The first bloke slept with Jim and comes to breakfast the next morning
with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said,'What happened to you?'
He said, 'Jim snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.'
The next night it was a different bloke's turn.
In the morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, 'What happened to you? You look awful!'
He said, 'That Jim shakes the roof. I watched him all night .'
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-rugby
player; a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.
'Good morning,' he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, 'What happened?'
He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Jim into bed,
patted his arse and kissed him good night. Jim sat up and watched me
all night.'
