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sillyboy
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Joined: Dec 2017
Posts: 207
Bike: DL650 L7
Location: aberdeenshire
Re: Rider profiling
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Reply #20 on:
April 18, 2021, 08:14:20 »
that's a load of rubbish, everyone knows hondas are the most boring bike and = nothing.
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2112
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Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 12825
Bike: Triumph Tiger 1200 Alpine Edition
Location: Northumberland
Re: Rider profiling
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Reply #21 on:
April 18, 2021, 08:18:42 »
Obviously, as a recent Triumph owner I have to say it's all accurate and fully believable. You even get a courtesy 'shitty stick' holder with new Triumphs to keep the women away at the traffic lights. True.
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It's pronounced 'twenty-one-twelve'
mr_diver
Ride Coordinator
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Joined: Oct 2010
Posts: 8126
The Rantings of a Crazed Lunatic
Bike: 'onda Varadero XL1000v9, 'onda CX500ec '83, GSX14 '06, DL650 K6 (Blue) R.I.P,
Location: Port Talbot
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Reply #22 on:
April 18, 2021, 08:56:39 »
Honda isn't boring...
Great hondas:
Black bird,
VFR750 & vtec800
VF1000
CBX1000 (OK it handled badly)
CBR1000F Hurricane
Fireblade 900's
CBR600f
XRV series.
VTR1000
NR500 (oval pistons)
Suzuki:
Tl1000S (widdow maker)
GS1000
GSXR750 &1100 slabside.
Hayabusa
Therefore Honda deserves is coolness.
Honda cars = Civic Type R and NSX
Suzuki Cars= Vitara and the Super Carry Van
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tallpaul
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Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 10386
Tastier than the Barrow-in-Furness bus depot...
Bike: 2016 Yamaha XT1200ZE
Location: Whitworth, Lancashire
Re: Rider profiling
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Reply #23 on:
April 18, 2021, 09:11:16 »
You forgot the Jimny...
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Old enough to know better, but still too young to care...
Brockett
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Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 8476
Bike: 2022 Moto Guzzi 850 V7 special in blue, 2022 850 V7 Stone in darkest black, 1998 XJ600n in red
Location: Tendring in the Far North East (of Essex)
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Reply #24 on:
April 18, 2021, 10:20:04 »
I have found that the people who complain about boredom are bored because it is they that are boring. An intelligent person can always occupy their mind with a bit of thinking. If riding a motorcycle is boring then the rider is not thinking enough and should stop.
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This doesn't last forever, so do it while you can.
Dark-Strom
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Joined: Nov 2016
Posts: 1612
Bike: 2018 Ninja 650
Location: Kent
Re: Rider profiling
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Reply #25 on:
April 18, 2021, 14:30:00 »
Diver also forgot Rg500 and Rgv250, Honda's Nsr400 wasn't a patch on them...
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(Dave Allen)
mr_diver
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Joined: Oct 2010
Posts: 8126
The Rantings of a Crazed Lunatic
Bike: 'onda Varadero XL1000v9, 'onda CX500ec '83, GSX14 '06, DL650 K6 (Blue) R.I.P,
Location: Port Talbot
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Reply #26 on:
April 19, 2021, 13:44:43 »
Just to prove Hondas aren't boring...
I give you a very customised CB750
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Dark-Strom
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Joined: Nov 2016
Posts: 1612
Bike: 2018 Ninja 650
Location: Kent
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April 19, 2021, 15:45:56 »
Cheat
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(Dave Allen)
tallpaul
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Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 10386
Tastier than the Barrow-in-Furness bus depot...
Bike: 2016 Yamaha XT1200ZE
Location: Whitworth, Lancashire
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Reply #28 on:
April 19, 2021, 17:19:59 »
Not seeing a Honda...
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kwackboy
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Joined: Feb 2014
Posts: 6851
Bike: BMW F800GS Adventure, Honda CB500s
Location: Saaaafff London.
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Reply #29 on:
April 19, 2021, 18:05:05 »
Look at the state of those gloves ...
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Relevant11
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Joined: Sep 2014
Posts: 244
Bike: Dl1000L4. KTM XCF 350, Royal Enfield interceptor 650( yes they are as good as they say)
Location: 100 acre wood
Re: Rider profiling
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Reply #30 on:
April 19, 2021, 18:07:55 »
And her feet, the floor needs a good clean.
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Ambergnat
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Joined: Oct 2014
Posts: 353
Bike: DL650A L2 Very Grubby (now ageing) Pearl White
Location: The Land of Salts and Derbys
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Reply #31 on:
June 27, 2021, 23:52:52 »
Now there's a helmet I'd happily dock with
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