Fred and Bill meet in a pub after not seeing each other in a while , Fred asked Bill how things were , Bill replies “ OK but the missus is driving me mad , I really am pi..ed off with her ,” no worries says Fred I know a bloke who can bump her off ,
“ Wow says Bill ,OK , how much ? “
A pound says Fred ,so a quid was exchanged .
The blokes name is Artie says Fred , is there anytime your missus is on her own at all ?
Bill thinks for a while and says , “ yea , on Thursdays she goes shopping on her own to Tesco”.
Fred asks Bill for a recent photo of his missus and this was duly given ,
“ consider it done says Fred “, who gives Artie the photo with instruction an hour later .
Thursday arrives , Artie is in Tescos with the photo of Bill’s wife , he spotted a woman with a likeness and waits his chance in a quiet aisle and throttles her , throwing her to the ground , swiftly leaving the store he spots another woman looking exactly like the photo , thinking he had the wrong woman he decides to do her as well , just in case .
On leaving the store he was caught on CCTV and arrested , the local newspaper headline next day ….
ARTIECHOKES TWO FOR A POUND IN TESCO’S.
