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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #380 on: October 10, 2019, 20:59:53 »
What's the difference between BSE and PMT.....?

One's mad cow disease and the other bugger is an agricultural problem.

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #381 on: October 12, 2019, 16:58:38 »
They've just opened a new restaurant in town, it's called Karma.
There's no menu, you get what you deserve.
Yeah, but they don't do starters or mains.
Just desserts.

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #382 on: October 12, 2019, 17:30:36 »
Very clever Rusty. Have your 400th like for that one.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #383 on: October 22, 2019, 21:24:47 »
I now identify as a can of deodorant and before you ask,

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #384 on: October 22, 2019, 21:28:14 »
Just got back from the French, “Flicking a ruler on the edge of a table” championships....

It’s held every year in Dordogne


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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #385 on: October 24, 2019, 16:41:17 »
 lol

Good one Mick. I've stolen this one  :thumb:

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #387 on: October 24, 2019, 18:24:51 »
“Flicking a ruler on the edge of a table” championships.... It’s held every year in Dordogne

That only works with a 305mm ruler, a 152.5mm just does "Dor....." (see what I did there?)  :whistle:
So how's it going so far then?

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #388 on: October 24, 2019, 20:46:08 »
I was shopping for a sofa, but every time I sat down it was a whoopee cushion .... last time I go to 'Joke Furniture Land'.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #389 on: October 25, 2019, 18:47:48 »
When I was in the pub lastnight I overheard a couple fellows saying that they wouldn't feel safe on an Aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman!......

I couldn’t believe that in this day and age two blokes could be so sexist. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the bloody thing is it!?

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #390 on: October 25, 2019, 19:58:15 »
 lol
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #391 on: October 25, 2019, 20:37:54 »
 lol
Old enough to know better, but still too young to care...

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #392 on: October 25, 2019, 22:00:39 »
 lol

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #393 on: October 26, 2019, 08:41:07 »
I thanked a Frenchman to death yesterday..
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it was a "merci" killing

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #394 on: October 26, 2019, 09:33:04 »
 lol .........that's bad Tusker, well worthy of a place here!!!
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #395 on: October 28, 2019, 18:29:32 »
’Enter new password‘

'chicken'

‘Password must contain a Capital‘

'chickenkiev'
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #396 on: October 29, 2019, 13:40:47 »
I really don't like Russian dolls..........

They're so full of themselves!

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #397 on: October 29, 2019, 15:00:35 »
Apologies in advance for this one ..

Happy Halloween ..  :shy:
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #398 on: October 29, 2019, 21:36:42 »
Is that a pumpkin or a peach  :whistle: :shy:
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #399 on: October 29, 2019, 22:06:54 »
I saw this one.
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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