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Offline MartinW

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #880 on: July 15, 2021, 21:47:41 »
Technically the Euro Trophy was presented in Wembley Stadium, London, England, to the home team.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #881 on: July 18, 2021, 19:53:39 »
Do bin men get formal training
or do they pick it up as they go along?
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #882 on: July 18, 2021, 19:59:22 »
I was once in a band called 'The Radiators'.....we were a warm up act.
Then I joined The Duvets'......we mainly did covers.
After that I was with a group called 'The cats Eyes'.....mostly middle of the road stuff.
Now I'm with a group called 'Missing Cat'.....keep an eye out for our posters.

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #883 on: July 18, 2021, 20:05:33 »
Solar power really is the future .......but it won't happen overnight.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #884 on: July 20, 2021, 18:22:51 »
Have you noticed how many Formula One drivers have names linked to Scottish towns?
Stirling Moss.
Lewis Hamilton.
Eddie Irvine.
Ayr Town centre...
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #885 on: July 20, 2021, 20:10:03 »
How many people does it take to tell a bad joke?

Don't know: haven't got time to look through 45 pages to count...
Seems pearl asbo orange is faster after all....

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #886 on: July 26, 2021, 12:52:40 »
I once dated a lady police officer named Tina. She was a sergeant actually.
I stopped at her place one night and in the morning, she asked me if I wanted a cooked breakfast?
I said, "Don't fry for me Sergeant Tina".
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #887 on: August 04, 2021, 18:42:24 »
Why aren't Dacia Dusters produced in yellow?
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #888 on: August 10, 2021, 21:33:42 »
Did Shakespeare write his plays with a pencil..........?

2B or not 2B, that is the question.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #889 on: August 12, 2021, 10:53:11 »
 :shrug:
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #890 on: August 14, 2021, 19:57:01 »
Well I thought it was funny
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #891 on: August 14, 2021, 22:14:08 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #892 on: August 17, 2021, 15:01:53 »
Sorry about the language ..  :whistle:

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #893 on: August 19, 2021, 18:50:21 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #894 on: August 31, 2021, 15:33:42 »
Tonight's open Mike night at the local Autopsy club if anyone fancies it.
Seems pearl asbo orange is faster after all....

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #895 on: September 01, 2021, 20:53:49 »
A man who trained his dog to play the Trumpet on the London underground said it went from Barking to Tooting in less than an hour.
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #896 on: September 01, 2021, 20:58:36 »
A trumpet? On the underground?? A tuba, Shirley?

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #897 on: September 05, 2021, 17:47:16 »
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Seems pearl asbo orange is faster after all....

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #898 on: September 09, 2021, 21:06:02 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #899 on: September 09, 2021, 21:38:09 »
....as the Diego's by so fast.
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