Author Topic: A day out without the bike (Read 1756 times)

Brockett · « **Reply #20 on:** May 11, 2021, 18:12:37 »

I'm not angling for a row so I'll just sling my hook but if you have any other fishing puns you can drop me a line and float some ideas past me.

Joe Rocket · « **Reply #21 on:** May 11, 2021, 18:19:36 »

In a baiting mood then?

tallpaul · « **Reply #22 on:** May 11, 2021, 18:38:36 »

Eel be back...

MartinW · « **Reply #23 on:** May 11, 2021, 20:32:01 »

I'm having a whale of a time reading all this.

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #24 on:** May 11, 2021, 20:34:27 »

Whale = mammal. Not fish.

MartinW · « **Reply #25 on:** May 11, 2021, 20:37:36 »

Sorry. I will fall on my swordfish.

StromGeeza · « **Reply #26 on:** May 12, 2021, 08:10:00 »

Bet you did that on porpoise.

2112 · « **Reply #27 on:** May 12, 2021, 08:10:24 »

It's looking Bleak if you have to commit Hari Carpi...

Brockett · « **Reply #28 on:** May 12, 2021, 08:28:08 »

As this thread tails off the puns are getting a bit fin.

tallpaul · « **Reply #29 on:** May 12, 2021, 10:15:22 »

The net result is a sinker...

Mr Nick · « **Reply #30 on:** May 12, 2021, 11:33:09 »

The bottom feeders just trawl the net for suitable comments, and others just clam up.

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #31 on:** May 12, 2021, 11:41:43 »

Bit of a shellfish comment, there.

Mr Nick · « **Reply #32 on:** May 12, 2021, 14:16:10 »

Now I've had time to mullet over, I shoudn't have tried to mussel in on this thread.

Joe Rocket · « **Reply #33 on:** May 12, 2021, 19:20:30 »

As the French say " Faites pas gaffe.....!"

Brockett · « **Reply #34 on:** May 12, 2021, 19:24:23 »

I don't speak French. Do they like crab and winkle jokes?

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #35 on:** May 12, 2021, 21:23:19 »

Ils mangent tout, Rodney.

Joe Rocket · « **Reply #36 on:** May 12, 2021, 22:03:23 »

You're confused with 'ménage à trois' Rusty.............

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #37 on:** May 13, 2021, 05:30:57 »

I never do the housework at three

tallpaul · « **Reply #38 on:** May 13, 2021, 05:57:59 »

Romanus eunt domus...

Rusty Nuts · « **Reply #39 on:** May 13, 2021, 06:04:00 »

"People who are called Romans they are going into the house"