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Brockett
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Bike: 2022 Moto Guzzi 850 V7 special in blue, 2022 850 V7 Stone in darkest black, 1998 XJ600n in red
Location: Tendring in the Far North East (of Essex)
Re: A day out without the bike
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Reply #20 on:
May 11, 2021, 18:12:37 »
I'm not angling for a row so I'll just sling my hook but if you have any other fishing puns you can drop me a line and float some ideas past me.
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Joe Rocket
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Location: Brittany
Re: A day out without the bike
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May 11, 2021, 18:19:36 »
In a baiting mood then?
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So how's it going so far then?
tallpaul
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Tastier than the Barrow-in-Furness bus depot...
Bike: 2016 Yamaha XT1200ZE
Location: Whitworth, Lancashire
Re: A day out without the bike
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May 11, 2021, 18:38:36 »
Eel be back...
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MartinW
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Location: Swindon
Re: A day out without the bike
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Reply #23 on:
May 11, 2021, 20:32:01 »
I'm having a whale of a time reading all this.
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Rusty Nuts
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Bike: KTM 1090 in orange, of course.
Location: Traitors Corner & West Yorkshire
Re: A day out without the bike
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Reply #24 on:
May 11, 2021, 20:34:27 »
Whale = mammal. Not fish.
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MartinW
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Reply #25 on:
May 11, 2021, 20:37:36 »
Sorry. I will fall on my swordfish.
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Tall, Dark and Handsome (In 1987) - Just tall now !!
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StromGeeza
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Bike: just scoots now
Location: SW
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Reply #26 on:
May 12, 2021, 08:10:00 »
Bet you did that on porpoise.
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2112
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May 12, 2021, 08:10:24 »
It's looking Bleak if you have to commit Hari Carpi...
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Brockett
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Bike: 2022 Moto Guzzi 850 V7 special in blue, 2022 850 V7 Stone in darkest black, 1998 XJ600n in red
Location: Tendring in the Far North East (of Essex)
Re: A day out without the bike
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Reply #28 on:
May 12, 2021, 08:28:08 »
As this thread tails off the puns are getting a bit fin.
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tallpaul
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Tastier than the Barrow-in-Furness bus depot...
Bike: 2016 Yamaha XT1200ZE
Location: Whitworth, Lancashire
Re: A day out without the bike
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Reply #29 on:
May 12, 2021, 10:15:22 »
The net result is a sinker...
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Mr Nick
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Bike: 1979 Suzuki TS185ER, 1979 Moto Guzzi V50, 1989 Moto Guzzi SP3, 2010 KTM 990 Adv
Location: Fife
Re: A day out without the bike
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Reply #30 on:
May 12, 2021, 11:33:09 »
The bottom feeders just trawl the net for suitable comments, and others just clam up.
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Seems pearl asbo orange is faster after all....
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Rusty Nuts
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Location: Traitors Corner & West Yorkshire
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Reply #31 on:
May 12, 2021, 11:41:43 »
Bit of a shellfish comment, there.
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Mr Nick
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Re: A day out without the bike
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Reply #32 on:
May 12, 2021, 14:16:10 »
Now I've had time to mullet over, I shoudn't have tried to mussel in on this thread.
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Seems pearl asbo orange is faster after all....
'Don't believe all the quotes in forum signatures' - Aristotle
'Ehh, good enough' - Mediocretes
Orange Bikes Matter!
Joe Rocket
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Re: A day out without the bike
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Reply #33 on:
May 12, 2021, 19:20:30 »
As the French say " Faites pas gaffe.....!"
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So how's it going so far then?
Brockett
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Bike: 2022 Moto Guzzi 850 V7 special in blue, 2022 850 V7 Stone in darkest black, 1998 XJ600n in red
Location: Tendring in the Far North East (of Essex)
Re: A day out without the bike
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Reply #34 on:
May 12, 2021, 19:24:23 »
I don't speak French. Do they like crab and winkle jokes?
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Rusty Nuts
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Reply #35 on:
May 12, 2021, 21:23:19 »
Ils mangent tout, Rodney.
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Joe Rocket
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Re: A day out without the bike
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Reply #36 on:
May 12, 2021, 22:03:23 »
You're confused with 'ménage à trois' Rusty.............
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So how's it going so far then?
Rusty Nuts
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Bike: KTM 1090 in orange, of course.
Location: Traitors Corner & West Yorkshire
Re: A day out without the bike
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Reply #37 on:
May 13, 2021, 05:30:57 »
I never do the housework at three
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tallpaul
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Tastier than the Barrow-in-Furness bus depot...
Bike: 2016 Yamaha XT1200ZE
Location: Whitworth, Lancashire
Re: A day out without the bike
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Reply #38 on:
May 13, 2021, 05:57:59 »
Romanus eunt domus...
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Rusty Nuts
Manufacturer of iron oxide
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Posts: 7725
Bike: KTM 1090 in orange, of course.
Location: Traitors Corner & West Yorkshire
Re: A day out without the bike
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Reply #39 on:
May 13, 2021, 06:04:00 »
"People who are called Romans they are going into the house"
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