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Offline Brockett

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A day out without the bike
« on: May 07, 2021, 21:38:58 »
It was chilly, then it rained and then the sun came out and then it rained again. But there was a 10lb carp. so that was nice.
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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2021, 22:00:10 »
And what does one do with such a leviathan? Eat, stuff  :shock: mount :shock: :shock: or reprieve and return.

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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2021, 22:13:48 »
Mr Nuts, you mean the fish. Right?

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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2021, 22:23:01 »
Nice way to spend a day, a decent fish is a bonus.

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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2021, 06:45:55 »
Does it come with chips?

Asking for a friend.

(TallPaul will be along later with his motorbike and side carp joke).
To be happy, I don't need private helicopters,a Florida house or a yacht. I'm fine with my motorcycle,a trip to a forest in Bavaria and some lunch money.

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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2021, 07:21:42 »
*motorpike*

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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2021, 08:11:43 »
Argh, you killed the moment TLP. Brockett looks pleased and I'm sure he treated himself to chips later.
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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2021, 08:36:50 »
He's not saying. Being very koi.

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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2021, 08:45:23 »
 lol  :bow-blue:
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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2021, 10:23:08 »
That's a lovely looking Carp Dave. :thumb:
I really don't know where you find the time to go fishing..... :grin:

PS, big paddle on it too, I bet that 'went a bit'?
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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2021, 15:40:04 »
It's an alien carp, it's got two mouths........  :shock:

In water no can hear you scream!
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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2021, 08:43:06 »
Nice one Dave

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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2021, 09:01:09 »
Oi you lot stop keep carping on  :dl_hyperhysteria:

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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2021, 09:45:14 »
Most of these replies are trout of order and I suspect this thread cod carry on for a while, while destroying my sole. I've haddock enough of it.
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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2021, 10:46:05 »
It's descended into a right load of pollocks and properly knocked me of my perch...
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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2021, 09:14:39 »
Aye - had a breamful myself. It's off the scale.
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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2021, 10:07:40 »
I think I'll stickleback to what I'm good at...
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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2021, 15:15:08 »
Good. Then you can stop piking on me.
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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2021, 15:41:04 »
So, was it really that big or did you just hold it right up to the lens to make it look bigger like on my Grindr profile pic?

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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2021, 16:16:13 »
It’s been a Bleak, sometimes Ruffe, old time of late but it’s Brill to see so many of you have a Dab at improving the mood.
I wish I Cod have thought of some Gudgeons like you lot but I’m Flounder..ing and feel a right Pollack. So I will Skate off now and leave the Plaice for you lads to Sardine a few more Malaprops in.
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