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Offline Brockett

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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #20 on: May 11, 2021, 18:12:37 »
I'm not angling for a row so I'll just sling my hook but if you have any other fishing puns you can drop me a line and float some ideas past me.
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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #21 on: May 11, 2021, 18:19:36 »
In a baiting mood then?  :smirk:
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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #22 on: May 11, 2021, 18:38:36 »
Eel be back...
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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #23 on: May 11, 2021, 20:32:01 »
I'm having a whale of a time reading all this.
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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #24 on: May 11, 2021, 20:34:27 »
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Whale = mammal. Not fish.

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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #25 on: May 11, 2021, 20:37:36 »
Sorry. I will fall on my swordfish.
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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #26 on: May 12, 2021, 08:10:00 »
Bet you did that on porpoise.

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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #27 on: May 12, 2021, 08:10:24 »
It's looking Bleak if you have to commit Hari Carpi...
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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #28 on: May 12, 2021, 08:28:08 »
As this thread tails off the puns are getting a bit fin.
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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #29 on: May 12, 2021, 10:15:22 »
The net result is a sinker...
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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #30 on: May 12, 2021, 11:33:09 »
The bottom feeders just trawl the net for suitable comments, and others just clam up.
Seems pearl asbo orange is faster after all....

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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #31 on: May 12, 2021, 11:41:43 »
Bit of a shellfish comment, there.

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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #32 on: May 12, 2021, 14:16:10 »
Now I've had time to mullet over, I shoudn't have tried to mussel in on this thread.
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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #33 on: May 12, 2021, 19:20:30 »
As the French say " Faites pas gaffe.....!"   :grin:
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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #34 on: May 12, 2021, 19:24:23 »
I don't speak French. Do they like crab and winkle jokes?
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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #35 on: May 12, 2021, 21:23:19 »
Ils mangent tout, Rodney.

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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #36 on: May 12, 2021, 22:03:23 »
You're confused with 'ménage à trois' Rusty.............  :shy:
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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #37 on: May 13, 2021, 05:30:57 »
I never do the housework at three

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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #38 on: May 13, 2021, 05:57:59 »
Romanus eunt domus...
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Re: A day out without the bike
« Reply #39 on: May 13, 2021, 06:04:00 »
"People who are called Romans they are going into the house"  lol lol