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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #840 on: April 09, 2021, 13:26:57 »
Too soon ..  :shy:
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #841 on: April 09, 2021, 13:30:20 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #842 on: April 09, 2021, 14:13:52 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #843 on: April 09, 2021, 17:04:44 »
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Old enough to know better, but still too young to care...

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #844 on: April 09, 2021, 18:08:24 »
Just logged in to post that myself .....
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #845 on: April 13, 2021, 08:14:55 »
My favourite book is the Oxford dictionary. I particularly like the way the author explains things as he goes along.
Look at the clock and the calendar.
It'll never be now again.
So just get out and do it.
As fast as you possibly can.
Because .........
Nothing travels faster than the speed of time.

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #846 on: April 14, 2021, 22:28:49 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #847 on: April 16, 2021, 00:34:02 »
Can't argue with it:

Seems pearl asbo orange is faster after all....

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #848 on: April 16, 2021, 07:48:01 »
lol
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #849 on: April 18, 2021, 08:44:47 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #850 on: April 19, 2021, 21:54:38 »
Due to the perceived racism row, master cylinders and slave cylinders are to removed from motorcycles with immediate effect.  :stirpot:
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #851 on: April 30, 2021, 20:08:36 »
Did you read about the 2 Llamas breaking out of the zoo?

LLAMA 1: We’re escaping this afternoon.
LLAMA 2: OK, Alpaca bag.

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #852 on: May 07, 2021, 08:15:38 »
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #853 on: May 15, 2021, 18:02:17 »
Please start taking this Indian Covid Variant seriously !!
My neighbour caught it and has been in a korma for a week and he's only just buried his naan.

I'll get my coat ..
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #854 on: May 15, 2021, 18:36:57 »
Worth a chapati on the back...
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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #855 on: May 15, 2021, 19:00:09 »
You should be a joke raita

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #856 on: May 15, 2021, 21:13:51 »
People trying to curry favour with awful puns...

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #857 on: May 15, 2021, 22:29:37 »
William Shakespeare walks into a pub and orders a drink.
The barman says “I’m not serving you”.
“Why ever not? Asks Shakespeare
The barman replies “Because you’re bard”.

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #858 on: May 20, 2021, 09:22:27 »
I was born male and I identify as male, but according to Aldi's Finest Sticky Toffee Pudding, I'm a family of four!
Seems pearl asbo orange is faster after all....

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Re: REALLY Bad Jokes
« Reply #859 on: May 21, 2021, 22:23:18 »
I went to a disco last night;
They played the twist, so I twisted,
They played Jump, so I jumped
They played Come On Eileen...

I got kicked out for that one.
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