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Other Stuff => The Blue Oyster bar => Topic started by: Brockett on May 07, 2021, 21:38:58

Title: A day out without the bike
Post by: Brockett on May 07, 2021, 21:38:58
It was chilly, then it rained and then the sun came out and then it rained again. But there was a 10lb carp. so that was nice.
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: Rusty Nuts on May 07, 2021, 22:00:10
And what does one do with such a leviathan? Eat, stuff  :shock: mount :shock: :shock: or reprieve and return.
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: StromGeeza on May 07, 2021, 22:13:48
Mr Nuts, you mean the fish. Right?
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: Pannier Down on May 07, 2021, 22:23:01
Nice way to spend a day, a decent fish is a bonus.
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: TLPower on May 08, 2021, 06:45:55
Does it come with chips?

Asking for a friend.

(TallPaul will be along later with his motorbike and side carp joke).
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: Rusty Nuts on May 08, 2021, 07:21:42
*motorpike*
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: tallpaul on May 08, 2021, 08:11:43
Argh, you killed the moment TLP. Brockett looks pleased and I'm sure he treated himself to chips later.
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: Rusty Nuts on May 08, 2021, 08:36:50
He's not saying. Being very koi.
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: TLPower on May 08, 2021, 08:45:23
 lol  :bow-blue:
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: Barbel Mick on May 08, 2021, 10:23:08
That's a lovely looking Carp Dave. :thumb:
I really don't know where you find the time to go fishing..... :grin:

PS, big paddle on it too, I bet that 'went a bit'?
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: Joe Rocket on May 08, 2021, 15:40:04
It's an alien carp, it's got two mouths........  :shock:

In water no can hear you scream!
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: Hugo Magnus on May 09, 2021, 08:43:06
Nice one Dave

         Carpe diem (seize the moment)
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: Asmith61 on May 09, 2021, 09:01:09
Oi you lot stop keep carping on  :dl_hyperhysteria:
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: MartinW on May 09, 2021, 09:45:14
Most of these replies are trout of order and I suspect this thread cod carry on for a while, while destroying my sole. I've haddock enough of it.
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: tallpaul on May 09, 2021, 10:46:05
It's descended into a right load of pollocks and properly knocked me of my perch...
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: Gassoon on May 11, 2021, 09:14:39
Aye - had a breamful myself. It's off the scale.
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: tallpaul on May 11, 2021, 10:07:40
I think I'll stickleback to what I'm good at...
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: Brockett on May 11, 2021, 15:15:08
Good. Then you can stop piking on me.
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: Rusty Nuts on May 11, 2021, 15:41:04
So, was it really that big or did you just hold it right up to the lens to make it look bigger like on my Grindr profile pic?
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: Barbel Mick on May 11, 2021, 16:16:13
It’s been a Bleak, sometimes Ruffe, old time of late but it’s Brill to see so many of you have a Dab at improving the mood.
I wish I Cod have thought of some Gudgeons like you lot but I’m Flounder..ing and feel a right Pollack. So I will Skate off now and leave the Plaice for you lads to Sardine a few more Malaprops in.
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: Brockett on May 11, 2021, 18:12:37
I'm not angling for a row so I'll just sling my hook but if you have any other fishing puns you can drop me a line and float some ideas past me.
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: Joe Rocket on May 11, 2021, 18:19:36
In a baiting mood then?  :smirk:
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: tallpaul on May 11, 2021, 18:38:36
Eel be back...
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: MartinW on May 11, 2021, 20:32:01
I'm having a whale of a time reading all this.
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: Rusty Nuts on May 11, 2021, 20:34:27
 :icon_no: :icon_no: :icon_no:
Whale = mammal. Not fish.
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: MartinW on May 11, 2021, 20:37:36
Sorry. I will fall on my swordfish.
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: StromGeeza on May 12, 2021, 08:10:00
Bet you did that on porpoise.
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: 2112 on May 12, 2021, 08:10:24
It's looking Bleak if you have to commit Hari Carpi...
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: Brockett on May 12, 2021, 08:28:08
As this thread tails off the puns are getting a bit fin.
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: tallpaul on May 12, 2021, 10:15:22
The net result is a sinker...
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: Mr Nick on May 12, 2021, 11:33:09
The bottom feeders just trawl the net for suitable comments, and others just clam up.
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: Rusty Nuts on May 12, 2021, 11:41:43
Bit of a shellfish comment, there.
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: Mr Nick on May 12, 2021, 14:16:10
Now I've had time to mullet over, I shoudn't have tried to mussel in on this thread.
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: Joe Rocket on May 12, 2021, 19:20:30
As the French say " Faites pas gaffe.....!"   :grin:
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: Brockett on May 12, 2021, 19:24:23
I don't speak French. Do they like crab and winkle jokes?
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: Rusty Nuts on May 12, 2021, 21:23:19
Ils mangent tout, Rodney.
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: Joe Rocket on May 12, 2021, 22:03:23
You're confused with 'ménage à trois' Rusty.............  :shy:
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: Rusty Nuts on May 13, 2021, 05:30:57
I never do the housework at three
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: tallpaul on May 13, 2021, 05:57:59
Romanus eunt domus...
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: Rusty Nuts on May 13, 2021, 06:04:00
"People who are called Romans they are going into the house"  lol lol
Title: Re: A day out without the bike
Post by: tallpaul on May 13, 2021, 07:02:33
 :thumb: